How Does This Make You Feel?
Orlando Bloom used to do things to me. You know, like, things. Wonderful things. He was one of my first shirtless guys I’ve featured when I had this site up about two and a half years ago. That said, as I grew older I didn’t find him that attractive. Is it the absence of chest hair? The hair? Here he is doing some forced character like he did in “Kingdom of Heaven” and “Troy”. You know the only characters he’s good to play are Legolas, Will Turner and Jimmy Connelly from “The Calcium Kid”! What do you think?
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