I Want My Money Back

By Square on January 5, 2009 in Ramblings

Oliver James and Kristopher Turner in Without A Paddle: Nature’s Calling

And it looks like Oliver James here totally agree with me. Despite having watched so many straight-to-DVD mess, I fell flat on my ass again this time. A person with so much ‘experience’ like myself should’ve known better, but apparently I’m still learning the ropes of this shirtless prediction stuff. So I’ve decided to watch “Without A Paddle: Nature’s Calling” thinking I should get some decent shirtless action out of it. Yes, they made a sequel to that hot film. I mean, Seth Green, Dax Shepard and Matthew Lillard embracing each other in their wet undies? Hot. 3 unknown actors doing nothing but trying hard to act the entire movie? NOT HOT. I hate that the producers of “Without A Paddle: Nature’s Calling” manipulated my delicate feelings by not featuring a single shirtless scene in this poo party. Oh well, since I make the rules around here, here are some non-shirtless, I repeat, NON-shirtless caps from the movie featuring Oliver James (poor man’s Keanu Reeves?) and Kristopher Turner. Don’t say I didn’t warn ya.

Oliver James & Kristopher Turner in Without A Paddle 2

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10 Responses to “I Want My Money Back”
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len on January 5th, 2009 at 8:32 am

to call it a poo party is an insult to poo. but what did you expect from a SEQUAL??!!
loveojames on January 5th, 2009 at 10:34 am

http://www.thecelebarchive.net/ca/detail.asp?url=%2Fpublic%2Fca%2Foliver+james%2F30978396001176217661397.jpg

go to that link. i think you will agree that, in the end, oliver does not disappoint.
Dene Larson on January 5th, 2009 at 11:42 am

Oliver is SO adorable. I’ve always thought so. The other guy ain’t bad either, actually. Not that I am a fan of bad movies, but if a guy I think is cute is in a bad film, I’d probably still see it anyway. Ummmmm… WIENERS is a good example. I saw it because I LOVE LOVE LOVE Zachary Levi.

Thanks for the link to The Celeb Archive, ‘loveojames.’ CUTE pics-! YUM-!
Milton on January 5th, 2009 at 11:44 am

Thanks for the heads-up about this movie, Squarehippies. Neither of these guys has the sex appeal of Seth, Matthew, or Dax.. I guess all 3 actors had the good sense not to want to do a sequel to what is a very sweet, & funny “buddy movie”. By the way, my favorite Squarehippies post of all time is from this movie: the triple spooning scene.

P.S.When I saw the original “Without a Paddle”, everytime something bad happened to Seth Green’s charcter, all the girls in the audience went, “Awww”.
WarpedRecord on January 5th, 2009 at 4:14 pm

I guess a fool and his money are soon parted, but don’t worry, Square, I’ve been a fool for lesser twinks.
Reese on January 5th, 2009 at 6:53 pm

You’re not the only one. I’ve been there too. There have been many movies I’ve rented or borrowed expecting to see some shirtlessness only to be fooled and to fast forward to the end.
Ronald on January 5th, 2009 at 9:35 pm

There both cuties and I’m gonna watch the movie no matter what you try telling me here!
:O)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
LeadingMan on January 5th, 2009 at 11:35 pm

You’re not alone. Can’t tell you how many poo-party films I’ve sifted through to verify wardrobe. Sometimes it’s just painful.
Phil on January 6th, 2009 at 3:23 am

Ah that I were a glove upon that hand, that I could touch-well frankly either one they’re both adorkable…
Christopher Shand Shirtless - Squarehippies.com on January 23rd, 2009 at 9:16 am

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