Jason Mewes in Zack and Miri

Jason Mewes Shirtless

Make a Porno! Shut up, I purposely didn’t include the full movie title up there because it will eff up my saint points and shit. Although I didn’t expect much show of skin in “Zack and Miri Make A Porno”, I was pleasantly surprised that we have some goodness of Seth Rogen, Jason Mewes and even gingy Ricky Mabe! You might have recognized Ricky from that hot mess “Trailer Park of Terror”. Okay, actually I’m talking to myself because I’m pretty sure I was the only one here brave enough to watch that caca of a film. Anyways, “Zack and Miri” is adequately funny with some good humor thrown in. I don’t know about you, but for me Jason Mewes looks totally doable in this. He’s like the hot high school stoner you imagined having filthy sexy times behind the school garage, but never get the chance to. I have to put him under a cold shower and disinfectant for at least an hour before anything, but I’d let him hit it from any direction of his choosing.

Jason was notorious for his character Jay in “Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back”, but I never thought that there’s a truly shagable man underneath all that hair! You get some complete breakfast action from him as well in this movie (that’s two buns, two eggs and a sausage), and I do hope he will get shirtless a lot after this. Enjoy and don’t whine. This is a worksafe gig and you know it!

Jason Mewes Shirtless

Jason Mewes Shirtless

Jason Mewes

Jason Mewes

Jason Mewes Shirtless

Jason Mewes Shirtless

Jason Mewes Shirtless

Jason Mewes Shirtless

Jason Mewes Shirtless

Jason Mewes Shirtless

Jason Mewes Shirtless

Jason Mewes Shirtless

Jason Mewes Shirtless

Jason Mewes Shirtless

Jason Mewes Shirtless

Jason Mewes Shirtless

Jason Mewes Shirtless

Jason Mewes Shirtless

Jason Mewes Shirtless

Jason Mewes Shirtless

Jason Mewes Shirtless

Jason Mewes Shirtless

Jason Mewes Shirtless

Ricky Mabe Shirtless

Ricky Mabe Shirtless

Ricky Mabe Shirtless

Seth Rogen Shirtless

Seth Rogen Shirtless

Seth Rogen Shirtless

Seth Rogen Shirtless

  • Reese

    Thank you for posting this. I was wondering about whether to watch this, but now I think I’m going to have to rent the movie. I don’t need to read movie reviews anymore, I just visit SquareHippies to find out what to see.

  • KarmaLysing

    See, the bestest part of being Fandom is being able to see beyond hair-length.

    I knew Jason Mewes was a hottie, and in every movie in which I’ve seen him, I wished he’d ditch a few layers of grungewear, if only for a moment! :O

    Yay for us that he finally did!!! And yay for us that his hair is now short enough for us to clearly see those beautiful features! ๐Ÿ˜€

  • Reese, I’m gonna have to quote you on that! ๐Ÿ™‚

    Karma, I couldn’t agree more with the grungewear. He’s all cleaned up and suave looking now. Swoon.

  • Ronald

    I’d TAP Jason and have a sex marathon with him!(mmmmmmmmmmmm)

  • I need to start lowering my movie-watching standards. This looks sorta worth it!!!

  • Milton

    WOW!! What a differnce a haircut can make. Jason DOES look doeable, now. Who knew he had such a bitchin’ body? Hope those tatoos are his.
    Also, thanks loads for the pictures of Ricky Mabe.Yeah, I’m probably one of the 7 people in the U.S.(Ricky’s Canadian), who actually knows who he is. I always suspected he had a cute, cuddly body under those clothes.
    Oh, and by the way,YAAAHH!! Obama’s our new president..

  • Jayk

    Wow. Haircuts make the man.

  • Shep O’Connor

    … Dare I say, sexier than Mikey Day? Yes, yes I can.

  • clevesam

    Ive ALWAYS wanted Jason Mewes!!!! Always thought he was a hottie, but never took off the baggy clothes (in any of his movies that ive seen, at least). So I gotta say that I may actually check this one out, now!!! ๐Ÿ™‚

  • Scott

    well I’ve read the movie script for his next movie, K-11 and he plays a prisoner in a gay prison!! And he goes naked and the gay guard “Johnson” inspects him ๐Ÿ˜€

  • William

    My goodness…Jason Mewes is adorable! I’d hit the sheets with him anytime:)

  • Thanks for sharing the shots of Mewes. He’s absolutely incredibly hot! When did he get such a great do over? Just Tasty!

  • len

    i was sorta interested in jason but ricky mabel lit my fire WOW!

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