Somebody Please Lick Him Clean

Mike Rowe Shirtless

Dear Mr. Rowe, I’m not turning this website into your effing shrine so stop taking that shirt off!!! Anyways, after such a historical day, (the dance was just BEAUTIFUL) I’m feeling very generous, so I’ll let one of you guys lick that tarry dirt off his chest clean. No slacking!

Mike Rowe Shirtless

Mike Rowe Shirtless

Mike Rowe Shirtless

Mike Rowe Shirtless

Mike Rowe Shirtless

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  1. Bud Burgoon-Clark on January 21st, 2009 at 9:52 am

    The promised pics don’t appear … at least not for me.

    Cheers,

    Bud

  2. KarmaLysing on January 21st, 2009 at 10:10 am

    I, too, see naught but the “little red ‘X’ of DOOOOOOOOOOM”. :(

  3. DoverDavid on January 21st, 2009 at 10:25 am

    No additional photo’s down loaded.

  4. Z on January 21st, 2009 at 10:27 am

    please don’t turn the site into a shrine for him, because this guy is old enough to be my grandfather…..and that’s NOT a good thing!

  5. Square on January 21st, 2009 at 10:41 am

    Sorry guys, shyt happens. All is well now.

  6. DoverDavid on January 21st, 2009 at 11:35 am

    Thanks Square, your better than to just tease us with furry goodness and not produce. I think Mike knows there are those of us out there that like his furry bod, so he shows it just to flirt.

  7. Bruno on January 21st, 2009 at 11:41 am

    His chest is kinda bouncing over his stomach…..

  8. Justin on January 21st, 2009 at 1:15 pm

    Well, I appreciate it Square, his body may not look the best in this set of pictures but that face… Yummy. And I’m 21 guys, age doesn’t make ‘em less attractive, it makes ‘em more.

  9. jared on January 21st, 2009 at 2:08 pm

    what episodes is this from? the newest one?!

  10. KarmaLysing on January 21st, 2009 at 3:19 pm

    I think all hot TLC, Discover Channel, A&E, etc. hosts should learn from Mr. Rowe’s example. Oh, and Mr. Grylls’ example. Heh.

  11. JoOoE on January 21st, 2009 at 5:59 pm

    He needs to lather that up on his dick and show it to us too!! HAhaha. Sorry, I kind of went wild on that comment.

  12. sassywench on January 21st, 2009 at 7:05 pm

    Mike, you are killing me! I say he host each show shirtless…..and oiled up!

  13. Ronald on January 21st, 2009 at 7:53 pm

    EEEEWWW

  14. White Panda on January 21st, 2009 at 9:03 pm

    He knows he looks good. I think we need a link on the front page to get to all this Mike Rowe goodness!
    @Z
    Listen to Justin; getting older makes a man even more attractive. However, this trend generally halts to a stop after 65. Though this is not true for all men.

  15. michael on January 21st, 2009 at 9:46 pm

    he is the sexiest man on the planet. when he died, id have him stuffed and mounted. on me.

  16. WarpedRecord on January 21st, 2009 at 10:12 pm

    His chest can bounce over my stomach anytime it wants — as well as any other part of me it chooses.

  17. Reese on January 22nd, 2009 at 6:40 am

    I agree with SassyWench. Mike should host the “shirtless jobs” show. How can I arrange to wake up with him in the morning?

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  20. Steve on August 15th, 2011 at 1:33 pm

    Mike Rowe is definitely in my top 5. He could very well be husband material. Woof!

  21. Steve on August 15th, 2011 at 1:35 pm

    @Sassywench – - How’bout is Mike hosts his shows shirtless and SWEATY?!

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