Straight Guys Do This All The Time

Guys Kissing in Savage Streets

In case you have no clue where the still above is from, no it’s not from a gay adult film. And yes, it’s a scene between two allegedly straighter than straight guys. Really. Rich of fourfour has posted this hot clip, “Masculinity Defined in 14 Seconds” and I couldn’t resist but cap away the hot 80s flick that is “Savage Streets”. Well, the hottest guy in it is nicely hairy, crazy fit, mean and I totally love it. Plus I always have the hots for leather jacket, red bandana wearing, hairy chested punk since I was little. Those guys were always the ‘sidekick’ rather than a hero. Anyways, his name is Sal Landi but don’t bother doing a search because time hasn’t been that nice to him. This is why the thing called film exists. Sal is partially shirtless throughout the film and it’s easy to see why. Shirtlessness aside, this movie summarizes everything 80s (Linda Blair!) beautifully. Now if only the male exploits made equal with the female ones.

Side note: I won’t discuss about the scene; as disgusting as it was, I find it kinda hot and I will leave it at that.

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Savage Streets

Savage Streets

Savage Streets

It’s also perfectly normal for a straight guy to suck another straight guy’s thumb too, to prove a point, of course. Don’t you love the 80s?

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  • WarpedRecord

    I always thought I was a closet heterosexual, and this pretty much proves it!

  • StaticOmega

    Savage Streets is one of my all time favorite 80’s flicks and Sal is soooooo hot in it, he summarizes the uber-80’s guy perfectly. If you really want to see the gayest movie of the 80’s you should hunt down a little diddy called Megaforce. It stars Barry Bostwick of Rocky Horror fame and Michael Beck of Xanadu fame. There is no shirtlessness BUT all of the cast are hot uber-80’s males and they wear skintight spandex jumpsuits throughout the film and generally are all touchy feely with one another. There is literally only one woman in the cast and she is treated like shit routinely (as is the case with most 80’s flicks). AND to cap it all off the bad guy and Bostwick used to be “roommates” and when they meet in the film they kiss and hug, it’s all very lovely.

    Oh, also, in addition to the jumpsuits, everyone rides around on motor bikes and such (the movie is a like a live action, tongue in cheek, GI Joe) and at the end of the film all of the guys’s bikes emit rainbow colored smoke.

    But yeah, thanks for appreciating the lovely hunky 80’s guys as I do. You should look into one of my fave 80’s hunks Jon-Erik Hexum, if you don’t know who he is already.

  • Ryon

    I would love to see a remake of this scene starring Pete Wentz and Mark Wahlberg! Hmmmmm, delicious!

  • Nebs

    Very Vintage., reminds me of my P.E. Instructor ( and i’m drifting……………………)

  • As I suspected, I’ve been hanging out with the wrong straight guys.

  • Reese

    Are these guys supposed to be in street gangs? Because I’ve never seen gangs like this in New York City, unless these gangs are hanging out in Chelsea.

  • In the 80’s, teenage boys were allowed to keep their fur in the movie? If this movie were to be redone now, I bet they would cast some effeminated, waxed bambie boy like Zac Effron! (no offense)

  • organist [AKA robertg]

    [aka: robertg–too dumb to know how to change the damned thing] could these guys really be teenagers? The bandana looks beyond that to me, but who cares? Yep, today you wouldn’t see anything like this—in ANY number of ways. goddam it.

  • robertg

    GEE! How repetitive can one be? Let’s see….I’ll try…..

  • steve

    Yeah, man! I need Mr tall-dark-and-handsome’s hairy chest sweating all over me – – – NOW!

  • Jake

    I did google him and he looks fine considering he is nearly 60 years old now – how do you think you’ll look at 58?

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