Time For Some Jerry Seinfeld (And Some Kramer, Too)

Jerry Seinfeld Shirtless

Remember when I posted some hot random actor who looks like Jerry Seinfeld a while ago, but better? Now is the time for the real deal. Would you categorize Jerry as an adorkable? He clearly haven’t got the conventional Hollywood pretty but I would definitely, definitely hit it in two heartbeats. Like him or not, I think visually he’s very attractive — minus the mullety fro of course. These pictures of furrilicious Jerry Seinfeld are from episode number 9756323 of season 3405 of “Seinfeld”. I kid, I kid. They’re from the ninth episode of the ninth season titled “The Apology”. I remembered this particular one since we get a whole lot of skin on display, even from Kramer. Kramer! Shut up. I know you were secretly lusting over him but afraid to admit it. Fess up!

In other news, I saw a guy who looks EXACTLY like Mitch Pileggi on the plane. He was Agent Skinner on that used-to-be-hot-show “The X-Files”. Let’s just say, I had to change my boxer at the airport men’s room when we landed. Kidding! But you know how men like that affected me. Now can someone please, please tell me which episode of the series can I make some caps out of this amazing piece of hotness?

Jerry Seinfeld Shirtless

Jerry Seinfeld Shirtless

Jerry Seinfeld Shirtless

Jerry Seinfeld Shirtless

Jerry Seinfeld Shirtless

Jerry Seinfeld Shirtless

Jerry Seinfeld Shirtless

Jerry Seinfeld Shirtless

Jerry Seinfeld Shirtless

Jerry Seinfeld Shirtless

Jerry Seinfeld Shirtless

Jerry Seinfeld Shirtless

Jerry Seinfeld Shirtless

Jerry Seinfeld Shirtless

Jerry Seinfeld Shirtless

Jerry Seinfeld Shirtless

Jerry Seinfeld Shirtless

Kramer Shirtless

Kramer Shirtless

Kramer Shirtless

Kramer Shirtless

Kramer Shirtless

Wait, why wasn’t Patrick Warburton shirtless in this episode? WHY? I mean, why?

Patrick Warburton in Seinfeld

Patrick Warburton in Seinfeld

  • I’m remember watching this when I was younger but I didn’t notice how his body looked before. It’s not that bad!

    Oh I don’t know why Square, but my other post didn’t uh…. post. It was about Jay Hayden. He’s the guy in the progressive new year commercial. I think he’s so cute. He also has a website which is under construction but still has his video’s up. Luckily I found his name on Youtube (the stalker wins! woohoo!).

    Anyway, what do you think?

  • Joe, you meant the forum? I don’t think you can post embedded YouTube clip you certainly can put the link in your post. Let me know if you need help.

    Oh and BTW Jay Hayden is hot hot hot. I’m gonna put my money on the fact that he has some nice fur coverage under there.

  • Oh no no, not the forum. Haha, I left a comment but I think I just didn’t hit submit. So, that’s a bad on me. Gotta get spanked now 😉

    I wouldn’t mind that fur on top of me!

  • and I finally registered just for you. Finally right?

  • Niall

    If you’re wanting shirtless pics of Mitch Pileggi, I can recommend the X Files episodes Zero Sum (S4 E21) and Tunguska/Terma (S4 E8/9).

  • DoverDavid

    Not to correct you Square, oh provider of shirtless wonderment, but there was an episode when Patrick Warburton was shirtless, he was in bed with Elaine. Now granted he was lying down, but they were in bed together talking and you could see a good majority of him shirtless. I recall the episode for the repeat just played last week here where I live.

  • Nic

    I have had the weirdest crush on Jerry forever, I think it’s that major chest fuzz.

    Patrick Warburton, has been shirtless in quite a few episodes of Seinfeld! Many times, he’s in bed with Elaine. But there’s one where he and Jerry go shirtless to a Hockey game! Needless to say, there was fuzz everywhere.

  • Mark

    Always love funny men with furry chests! The sense of humor appeals to the big head, the hot hairy chest to the little head. Grrrr!

  • Bruno

    Wow , what a hot chest Jerry …h-a-d.

  • David1969

    I need me some Jerry Seinfeld….this guy is really hot and I always had a feeling there was some major fuzz under all those shirts he wears….HOT HOT HOT!!!!

  • Jerry and kramer are welcome in my bed any time they want, providing that they just don’t say a word, beside moaning of pleasure, of course!

  • jimmy wood

    Oh Gad,I’ve struggled to like Jerry forever,but seeing these photos only has confirmed that his Physical Appearance always made me alittle excited,as long as he kept quiet.His whiny mouth always ruined those tingles I had for him.

  • Ken

    Although I haven’t seen him shirtless recently, it appears he’s keeping fit. He’s got a Magnum PI chest thing going on.

  • J.T.

    I wonder who would win in a wrestling match between Jerry Seinfeld and Tim Allen. That would be hot! Any thought on who would win?

  • François

    @ J.T.

    I think that Tim Allen would make Jerry bite the dust, actually, J.T. But I like them both as actors and comedians. It,s just that jerry has more of a New York City Jewish intellectual thing going on, while Tim is more like a populist, a bit redneck-ish, more macho, kind of guy, I think.

    By the way… who would have thought Jerry was so hairy?

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