Time To Put Your Imagination To Work On Mike Rowe!

Mike Rowe Shirtless

Let me catch my breath first. So, I have scoured the ends of the earth to find this footage of premium beefcake Mike Rowe doing some nasty business behind a car’s door and cap it to oblivion so appreciate! I’m not going to tell what exactly he was doing because this is where that filthy imagination of yours come in. Seriously, I can’t even put in words how much sex juice this man oozes. The voice, the face, the body, the everything. Utter perfection. I repeat, PERFECTION. Mike Rowe is definitely the best thing that ever happen to the Discovery channel period. Bear Grylls came in close second, of course. A little surprise for you awaits at the very end of this post!

I was this close to making him my fifth imaginary husband. Then I realized that I need at least 2 nights for each Sudeikis and Krasinski and there’s not enough days of the week for one more! Wait, there is one more day left (my math skills are on vacation). Hmm… While I do my thinking, enjoy these closeup skin shots and suggestive gestures of my man Mike Rowe from the third season of “Dirty Jobs”; specifically the “Alligator Egg Collector” episode. I don’t know why the hell they didn’t include this one in the third season DVD set. For shame!

Mike Rowe Shirtless

Mike Rowe Shirtless

Mike Rowe Shirtless

Mike Rowe Shirtless

Mike Rowe Shirtless

Mike Rowe Shirtless

Mike Rowe Shirtless

Mike Rowe Shirtless

Mike Rowe Shirtless

Mike Rowe Shirtless

Mike Rowe Shirtless

Mike Rowe Shirtless

Mike Rowe Shirtless

Mike Rowe Shirtless

Mike Rowe Shirtless

Mike Rowe Shirtless

Mike Rowe Shirtless

Mike Rowe Shirtless

Mike Rowe Shirtless

Mike Rowe Shirtless

Mike Rowe Shirtless

Mike Rowe Shirtless

Mike Rowe Shirtless

Mike Rowe Shirtless

Mike Rowe Shirtless

Mike Rowe Shirtless

Mike Rowe Shirtless

Mike Rowe Shirtless

Mike Rowe Shirtless

Mike Rowe Shirtless

Mike Rowe Shirtless

Mike Rowe Shirtless

Mike Rowe Shirtless

Mike Rowe Shirtless

Mike Rowe Shirtless

Mike Rowe Shirtless

Mike Rowe Shirtless

Mike Rowe Shirtless

Mike Rowe Shirtless

To commemorate this momentous occasion, here’s an exclusive (and slow loading) animated gif I’ve made. And you’re welcome.

Mike Rowe

Even more Rowe beef here and here. You know you wanna!

  • White Panda

    Square, have I ever told you you’re my hero?

  • I can’t recall. Please tell me again. LOL

  • KarmaLysing

    I <3 Mike Rowe!

    I <3 <3 <3 Square for <3 Mike Rowe too! 😀

  • WarpedRecord

    Only two things keep Mike from achieving perfection, and both of them can be corrected:
    1) The likelihood that he shaves his armpits.
    B) The fact that he uses deodorant.

  • DC Flyer

    can you tell us what episode this was in?? My TiVo wants to know what I should be programming…

  • sassywench

    Excuse me, I have to change my panties. Hottest man ever, hands down!

  • 24gotham

    He is hands down the sexiest man on television.

    Fortunately, over the past few years, he has taken his shirt off for us many many times… Many many many times… And each time I find myself with a woody… I love his manly voice, I love his sense of humor and double entrandre. I love that he was once an opera singer. I love that he is comfortable enough with his hetro-ness to live in San Francisco. I would bear his child.

    Hands down, the sexiest man on television.

  • len

    so squarehippies has become the new home for the geriatric set. first you give us tim allen, now mike rowe. next why don’t you get out the photos of a shirtless ronald reagan while you’re at it. or peter o’toole or omar shariff

  • hjs1985

    He is hot!!! I remember this episode But not sure which one. I think he got bitten by fire ants but Im not sure. (lucky Ants). MIKE ROW IS SO SEXY!!!!!!

  • DC Flyer, does anyone ever read anymore? LOL

    len, ROFL

  • rubbersoul_man

    I absolutely in LOVE with Mike Rowe. He is, as mentioned, the PERFECT man!!!!

  • KarmaLysing

    Hey, len… Feel free to piss off and go back to emowhinylittlebitchesrus.com. Kthx, bai.

  • leahmarie

    LMAO Karma.
    len, instead of criticizing a site and administrator that the rest of us love, why don’t you just end your membership with us and find a site with younger, less-substantial male lovelies?

  • Patrick

    That is one H-O-T man! His wishes are my commands.

  • loudrockmusic

    SKEEET!!!

  • Bruno

    The hat gets me going….

  • No one

    Could someone link to where I could find the video clip for this?

  • No one

    I’d hate to spoil it for you guys but I just found out that he was spraying some pain relieving spray on himself, that’s why he looks like that. He was bitten by a bug, down there.

  • Tom

    Never heard of this guy and does nothing for me. You may keep him just give me Paul Preiss any day!! Now theres a real man!

  • WMassGuy

    Oh Daddy! Mike Rowe….the gift that keeps on giving! He is one damn hot man! I believe this is from an episode where they were hunting alligator eggs and he stood on an alligator nest which was infested with fire ants. The lucky buggers crawled up his legs and into HIS nest! Here Daddy….sit back and let me take your mind off those ant bites for a while WOOF!

  • Phil

    Actually len I’ve seen pics of Ronald Regan, as a young man with his shirt off, and dyamn if he wasn’t hot…’sides not all of us are so taken in by the twink set, you just wish you looked as good as Mike Rowe, and as far as Peter O’Tool, and Omar Shariff-I hope I age as gracefuly…so shut your pie hole, and um don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!…Bye, bye and buy bonds…

  • hotstuff2010

    Has anyone ever seen the show Mike Rowe did before dirty jobs? it has the same basic idea but he stays clean. In one episode he goes to a nude cooking show. OMG SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOT!!!!!!!!!!! the only bad thing is i cant find a clip or the episode censored. : (

  • len

    well it seems i’ve been put in my place by gourmets who enjoy the FLABBY OLD SET. bon appetit!

  • jerry g

    i happened to run across a copy of that episode on a 2 episode dvd in a Staples office supply store. the episode is funny and the real reason for the facial expressions is almost as funny as the dirty minded reason i had lol

  • David1969

    Square…..you are so right…..Mike Rowe is the man….I see a cat fight happening between the two of us as too who will get to him first….but hey….i’m always open to 3-ways…..let me know…..LOL

  • loudrockmusic

    MIKE ROWE! How could I not win the “Meet Mike Rowe” contest?!

  • Still hot me.

  • robert

    Mike Rowe: [I’m on a roll!} Hallelujah! There is an episode showing him, close up, in a bubble bath responding to viewers’ suggestions for new shows via, of all things, his laptop on a tubside stool. The camera is only inches away from that chest which he keeps swabbing with a soapy sponge.
    I have it on TiVo. It will NEVER be erased. This is SUCCESSFUL manliness, a very hot turn on! The voice is only one of his huge assets.

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  • Gay Quizzy

    I have such a passion for blue eyes and muscular, hairy bodies, so MR is Mister Right for me! I watch every Dirty Jobs programme I can. He makes me so HOT but I wish he’d show a bit more of himself – so cute!

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  • i don’t mind old dudes

    but len’s comments were gold.

  • Deon

    Oh. . .my. . .wow. . . .
    I like. I like a LOT

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  • JD

    Hey Len, I know you’re gone, but let me ask …. the full pictures and sets aren’t exposed unless you click on the links……. so what’s your damage? You’re complaining about something you chose to do which you know you wouldn’t like in the first place? What a moron you must be. Websites are pretty much the same as TV. If you don’t like what you see, all you have to do is change the channel. Why berate the owner and visitors of a website because YOU don’t like it? I mean really…. If you had a website say, devoted to uhm, the color red…would you like it if someone who prefers the color blue came to your site and made smartass comments to you for no other reason than that? Probably not. So you get the point. And I feel better having called you on the carpet about it. Even though others already have. Boob. Get a life.

  • I would let him fuck the living daylights out of me. Yes sir i would.

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