Time To Put Your Imagination To Work On Mike Rowe!

Mike Rowe Shirtless

Let me catch my breath first. So, I have scoured the ends of the earth to find this footage of premium beefcake Mike Rowe doing some nasty business behind a car’s door and cap it to oblivion so appreciate! I’m not going to tell what exactly he was doing because this is where that filthy imagination of yours come in. Seriously, I can’t even put in words how much sex juice this man oozes. The voice, the face, the body, the everything. Utter perfection. I repeat, PERFECTION. Mike Rowe is definitely the best thing that ever happen to the Discovery channel period. Bear Grylls came in close second, of course. A little surprise for you awaits at the very end of this post!

I was this close to making him my fifth imaginary husband. Then I realized that I need at least 2 nights for each Sudeikis and Krasinski and there’s not enough days of the week for one more! Wait, there is one more day left (my math skills are on vacation). Hmm… While I do my thinking, enjoy these closeup skin shots and suggestive gestures of my man Mike Rowe from the third season of “Dirty Jobs”; specifically the “Alligator Egg Collector” episode. I don’t know why the hell they didn’t include this one in the third season DVD set. For shame!

Mike Rowe Shirtless

Mike Rowe Shirtless

Mike Rowe Shirtless

Mike Rowe Shirtless

Mike Rowe Shirtless

Mike Rowe Shirtless

Mike Rowe Shirtless

Mike Rowe Shirtless

Mike Rowe Shirtless

Mike Rowe Shirtless

Mike Rowe Shirtless

Mike Rowe Shirtless

Mike Rowe Shirtless

Mike Rowe Shirtless

Mike Rowe Shirtless

Mike Rowe Shirtless

Mike Rowe Shirtless

Mike Rowe Shirtless

Mike Rowe Shirtless

Mike Rowe Shirtless

Mike Rowe Shirtless

Mike Rowe Shirtless

Mike Rowe Shirtless

Mike Rowe Shirtless

Mike Rowe Shirtless

Mike Rowe Shirtless

Mike Rowe Shirtless

Mike Rowe Shirtless

Mike Rowe Shirtless

Mike Rowe Shirtless

Mike Rowe Shirtless

Mike Rowe Shirtless

Mike Rowe Shirtless

Mike Rowe Shirtless

Mike Rowe Shirtless

Mike Rowe Shirtless

Mike Rowe Shirtless

Mike Rowe Shirtless

Mike Rowe Shirtless

To commemorate this momentous occasion, here’s an exclusive (and slow loading) animated gif I’ve made. And you’re welcome.

Mike Rowe

Even more Rowe beef here and here. You know you wanna!

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