It’s Always Furry on Glenn Howerton’s Chest

By Square on February 6, 2009 in Actors

Glenn Howerton Shirtless

This one is way long overdue. The more I look at it, the more I fall in love with Glenn Howerton’s furry chest and torso. You’ll have to squint a bit to see them in these pictures but he does have a full carpet worth of fur. I just wanted to shrink myself and run freely in his dark meadow of delight! That and he’s delectably cute too. Adorkable, as some may put it but not worth a tag (yes, I’m picky sometimes). These are from episodes of “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia”, capped by xyzpdg at Dreamcaps and bop80085 at the forum way back. I can’t comment much as I didn’t watch the show, but from what I’ve heard he’s responsible for bringing in the funny — and furny (furry and funny) guys always do things to me. It’s set in stone for some reason.

Come to think of it, all of my ~~imaginary~~ husbands are furny guys! Well, except Jon Hamm. Okay, he can be funny sometimes. Tee hee.

For j-flu and DuaneOrchard

Glenn Howerton Shirtless

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DoverDavid on February 6th, 2009 at 8:27 am

He reminds me of what would a love child between Ben Stiller and Jason Lee look like.
Justin on February 6th, 2009 at 10:25 am

If you want to watch it Square, every episode from season 1 on is on the “Sunny” website. I much prefer Charlie Day over Glen, but the pics with Charlie above are not that flattering, I must say.
KarmaLysing on February 6th, 2009 at 11:20 am

He’s much hotter without the porn ‘stache, I must say…
thatniceguy on February 6th, 2009 at 11:20 am

I think all the guys on the show are attractive, but I gotta agree with Justin, Charlie is the hottest.
sanjosebob on February 6th, 2009 at 8:34 pm

I think he’s beautiful, especially with the stache.
JoOoE on February 7th, 2009 at 1:38 am

I’ve had a crush on Charlie ever since I’ve watched this show. He looks really good in the first few episodes! BUT NOW, Mac is the hottest. He has beautiful arms.
Patrick on February 7th, 2009 at 10:47 pm

My kind of men – hairy exhibitionists.
loudrockmusic on February 8th, 2009 at 5:22 pm

I’ve always been on Team Charlie, with some interest in Team Mac.
JoeTimb on February 8th, 2009 at 7:32 pm

very good.
makes me wanna hang out with the three of them.

[j]
jenmeyers84 on March 16th, 2009 at 2:09 pm

gorgeous!
Hatbox on October 19th, 2009 at 11:33 pm

I love Charlie! He’s my favorite of the three. (:
Charlene on September 7th, 2010 at 11:44 pm

From the very first episode I thought Charlie was by far the hottest!! Yea glenn is a very atractive male but even in the shirtless side by sides I still find Charlie way hotter!!!! Im def team Charlie
/ greenman!!’
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cxd on December 26th, 2011 at 9:53 pm

I would gladly do all three of those guys