Jameson Parker in Prince of Darkness

By Square on February 5, 2009 in Actors

Jameson Parker Shirtless

Recently, I’ve met someone who looks like Jameson Parker. Okay not really. If he did look like Jameson Parker circa 1986 I wouldn’t be here typing this post, would I? The only thing similar is that luscious blond pornstache. I used to think the only way to carry a thick stache like that is to have an equally lush chest, but I have to admit the contrast between tropical top and tundra bottom is just as interesting. Wow, that’s deep. Here are some skin caps of sweaty Jameson from 1987 film “Prince of Darkness”. I’m sure at least 43.59% of you had a crush on him back in his “Simon & Simon” days. Enjoy!

Jameson Parker Shirtless

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zizzybaloobah on February 5th, 2009 at 7:20 am

I used to like to fantasize about being the ‘middle man’ for Simon & Simon, lol.
WarpedRecord on February 5th, 2009 at 1:31 pm

Jameson was hot in “Prince of Darkness,” but his big bro Gerald McRaney was even hotter in “Simon and Simon.” Any pics from that show, Square?
Psiwire on February 5th, 2009 at 4:32 pm

Nice body, but I just can’t get past the porn ‘stache.
Reese on February 5th, 2009 at 6:57 pm

All I can say is “Wow” and “Thank you”. I am in debt to this website for tracking down my secret crushes from the late 1980s and the 1990s. Jameson was one of my favorites. I am amazed that you have been able to find so many of them.
jimmy wood on February 5th, 2009 at 7:21 pm

sweet skin and oh so smooth. How about some Gregory Harrison shots from his Trapper John M,D, series
Patrick on February 5th, 2009 at 7:50 pm

Oh my. Is his nipple inverted?
sassywench on February 5th, 2009 at 11:53 pm

I’d lick the sweat off the perfectly hairless chest. I don’t recall him being quite so……alluring on Simon and Simon!
LeadingMan on February 6th, 2009 at 3:37 pm

Hey Square! You can make that 44.59%. I was crushing on him for years.
David on February 6th, 2009 at 11:15 pm

I had more of a crush on him from “simon and simon” with that clean shaven look. His body is still gorgeous, but that mustache needs to go and stay away!
Jimmy on February 7th, 2009 at 1:20 am

Look for the film ‘The Bell Jar’
Parker does a full-frontal scene!

I also dreamed of being the center of a ‘Simon & Simon’ sandwich!
Ghost Buck on February 7th, 2009 at 5:25 am

Jameson Parker in his Simon & Simon days kept me blissfully engaged in fantasy in high school…..
squarebart on July 15th, 2009 at 7:47 pm

Shoot. I don’t usually even go for blonds. but I’d sure like to be the one to make that pretty head go from side to side on that pillow. Whew. Ooo-ooo-ah-ah!
Reese on July 16th, 2009 at 4:54 am

I actually like the pornstache on him in these photos, it’s a nice contrast to his smooth body. It emphasizes how little hair he has elsewhere.
miley crisis on December 2nd, 2009 at 7:32 pm

oh… inverted nipples.
ohiogreg on January 21st, 2011 at 6:37 pm

What is Jameson Parker doing these days?
Crispri on July 24th, 2011 at 6:23 am

Always liked him as the younger SIMON & SIMON-brother…but the real HOT MAN from SIMON & SIMON was GERALD MCRANEY as RICK SIMON ! Anyone else here thinking the same way ?