Jameson Parker in Prince of Darkness

Jameson Parker Shirtless

Recently, I’ve met someone who looks like Jameson Parker. Okay not really. If he did look like Jameson Parker circa 1986 I wouldn’t be here typing this post, would I? The only thing similar is that luscious blond pornstache. I used to think the only way to carry a thick stache like that is to have an equally lush chest, but I have to admit the contrast between tropical top and tundra bottom is just as interesting. Wow, that’s deep. Here are some skin caps of sweaty Jameson from 1987 film “Prince of Darkness”. I’m sure at least 43.59% of you had a crush on him back in his “Simon & Simon” days. Enjoy!

Jameson Parker Shirtless

Jameson Parker Shirtless

Jameson Parker Shirtless

Jameson Parker Shirtless

Jameson Parker Shirtless

Jameson Parker Shirtless

Jameson Parker Shirtless

Jameson Parker Shirtless

Jameson Parker Shirtless

Jameson Parker Shirtless

Jameson Parker Shirtless

  • zizzybaloobah

    I used to like to fantasize about being the ‘middle man’ for Simon & Simon, lol.

  • WarpedRecord

    Jameson was hot in “Prince of Darkness,” but his big bro Gerald McRaney was even hotter in “Simon and Simon.” Any pics from that show, Square?

  • Psiwire

    Nice body, but I just can’t get past the porn ‘stache.

  • Reese

    All I can say is “Wow” and “Thank you”. I am in debt to this website for tracking down my secret crushes from the late 1980s and the 1990s. Jameson was one of my favorites. I am amazed that you have been able to find so many of them.

  • jimmy wood

    sweet skin and oh so smooth. How about some Gregory Harrison shots from his Trapper John M,D, series

  • Patrick

    Oh my. Is his nipple inverted?

  • sassywench

    I’d lick the sweat off the perfectly hairless chest. I don’t recall him being quite so……alluring on Simon and Simon!

  • Hey Square! You can make that 44.59%. I was crushing on him for years.

  • David

    I had more of a crush on him from “simon and simon” with that clean shaven look. His body is still gorgeous, but that mustache needs to go and stay away!

  • Jimmy

    Look for the film ‘The Bell Jar’
    Parker does a full-frontal scene!

    I also dreamed of being the center of a ‘Simon & Simon’ sandwich!

  • Jameson Parker in his Simon & Simon days kept me blissfully engaged in fantasy in high school…..

  • squarebart

    Shoot. I don’t usually even go for blonds. but I’d sure like to be the one to make that pretty head go from side to side on that pillow. Whew. Ooo-ooo-ah-ah!

  • Reese

    I actually like the pornstache on him in these photos, it’s a nice contrast to his smooth body. It emphasizes how little hair he has elsewhere.

  • miley crisis

    oh… inverted nipples.

  • ohiogreg

    What is Jameson Parker doing these days?

  • Crispri

    Always liked him as the younger SIMON & SIMON-brother…but the real HOT MAN from SIMON & SIMON was GERALD MCRANEY as RICK SIMON ! Anyone else here thinking the same way ?

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