Jay Mohr Is Forcing Us to Watch Gary Unmarried

Jay Mohr Shirtless

Back in the 90s, I used to have a light crush on Jay Mohr. A darker Jay Mohr. He’s generously hairy, and I think he looks even better with his natural lighter shade. Jay appears 10 years younger in “Gary Unmarried”, capped here by JoeTimber at the forum. I’m totally feeling his blond-ish chest hair. He looks great! I’m talking about Tony the Tiger great! Chunkier, but great! I can’t say the same thing about his wife though. If only she’ll stop injecting crap into her lips.

Jay Mohr Shirtless

Jay Mohr Shirtless

Jay Mohr Shirtless

Jay Mohr Shirtless

Jay Mohr Shirtless

Jay Mohr Shirtless

Jay Mohr Shirtless

  • WarpedRecord

    Mohr Mohr Mohr! Bring on da noise, bring on da chunk! Jay can do better than what’s-her-name, and he will as soon as he starts returning my phone calls.

  • DoverDavid

    Blonde and furry, a rare combination but I love me some Jay. And your right Square, his wife is butt ugly with her dumbo lips.

  • DoverDavid

    Blonde and furry, a rare combination but I love me some Jay. And your right Square, his wife is butt ugly with her dumbo lips.

  • drewpsb70

    omg!!! i’m sooooo glad you finally posted jay mohr…i’ve been a lusting after him since i stumbled upon (his chest) on one episode of GU…

    mohr pleze (like warpedrecord says)…

  • No he’s not!

  • robert

    when he was on SNL a thousand years ago he appeared in at least one episode shirtless as a waiter. The TV tube exploded. A beautiful body at the time. sorry, square, “chunky” to me is simply “overweight” and slobby. As they say, however, “there’s no accounting for taste”. He probably still tastes as good as he ever did! Spectacular chest hair although these caps don’t quite do it justice. Rather “adorkable”. Anyone else agree?

  • Joe

    I really had a big crush when JM was skinnier. Now he seems to be transitioning to Kevin James. I love Kevin James, but he’s a full bear, Jay just seems sloppy. Still want him… kinda.

  • drewpsb70

    pleze…some people like twinks others like bears…there’s no reason to pass judgement here on what people like and don’t like so please no comments like “there’s no accounting for taste” – it just shows a lack of respect for your fellow human being…

  • Tom

    I had never heard of Jay before catching an “Gary Unmarried” show and now try to watch every week.. Do not know how he could be cuter than he is now. He is so hot and gets me heated up everytime he exposes that sexy chest…..Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  • Michaelrbn

    Check out the movie “Go!” where he and Scott Wolf play a gay couple or the TV series “Action” of a few years ago where he was a nasty (buy hilarious) Hollywood producer. I think there’s some shirtless action there.

  • alaska

    he looks chubby here!

    he’s suppose to be slim and hot like when I saw him in Scrubs!

  • robert

    @drewpsb70: You misunderstand. “In matters of taste there is no accounting”: what I like you may not like, what you like I may not like. That’s the underlying meaning, or, well, not so underlying. It’s not a slur. If, however, you were offended, I think you can see it wasn’t intended. “De gustibus non est disputandum.” Ancient Latin phrase. The concept has been around that long. You can Google the translation.

  • Phil

    Funny how in the gay world you add a few pounds and suddenly nobody you used to hang with notices you anymore-unless you say something untoward-like “Hi how’s it going”…

  • Phil

    When I saw those scenes I wanted to rip that counter apart…Jay is very hot…I’ll take him over a fit(ok well I’m conflicted here)… 😉

  • Phil

    Square check out A&E’s The Beast…Episode name Bitsy Big-Boy…Travis Fimmel in nothing more than a Towel-and he’s fuzzy… :-))

  • Phil

    Robert I had to read your first post twice…And I’m glad I did…At first I was all like “WTF”…Then I re-read it…You’ll grow up-and prolly into a fine man…Just wish I’d be alive to see it…LOL…You’re alright…

  • robert

    @Phil. I think that’s a compliment? We’re not supposed to be using the site for this sort of thing, but I think square wouldn’t mind clearing up what is sometimes confusing to all of us in this community of ours: who likes what and why. I’m very much grown up, however. I’ll put it this way: I remember Dwight Eisenhower as president. Being “old” is only how you think about it. Chronology has nothing to do with how involved with the world you remain. That’s my last little gem of unnecessary “advice”. Thanks for your comment.

  • WMassGuy

    Let’s call Jay “meaty”. Blondes aren’t usually my thing but this blonde furry meaty hunk without a shirt is THE only reason to watch this otherwise inane show! WOOF!

  • Complex

    Sexy.. but hate the tan.

  • Joey

    I’ve always been hot for him! When he was in Picture Perfect W/ J.Aniston he was so cute in that! And I love the way he looks now stocky and more built! I want him so bad!

  • what episode is this? is it still available to watch online?

  • Xtian

    Im in love of Jay!

  • Rdd

    I’d let him fuck me so hard 😀

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