Norman Gentle Has a Place in My Heart

Norman Gentle

It’s cold and crammed, but I can make space for one more. For the ten of you who watch the American Idol, you’ll know what I’m talking about. Is it just me or there’s a whole lot of adorkables this season than ever? I’m clearly not complaining. Norman is a rare species in Hollywood called the ‘super extreme adorkable’. You either love him or hate him. It’s nowhere near my husbands level of dorkiness, it’s way beyond up there. Okay basically any guy who can make me laugh my ass off will do. I’m that easy (but never cheap)! Because I know some (okay, most) of you who don’t see I what see and view this as a hot piece of garbage instead of a lovable dork; I’ve also included some random hotties in this season’s audition rounds. Pinky promise you won’t hate me if I made him February’s Adorkable of the Month!

Norman Gentle

Norman Gentle

Norman Gentle

Norman Gentle

Norman Gentle

Norman Gentle

Kai Kalama. Someone get me a scissor and a hairbrush stat.

Kai Kalama

Kai Kalama

Kai Kalama

Danny Gokey. I just want to turn him into a big fluffy bolster.

Danny Gokey

Danny Gokey

Danny Gokey

Danny Gokey

Danny Gokey

I’m glad Scott got in because I get to see more of his hot brother.

American Idol Contestant

American Idol Contestant

American Idol Contestant

American Idol Contestant

American Idol Contestant

American Idol Contestant

American Idol Contestant

Finally, Brad Pitt Benjamin Button isdatchu?

American Idol Contestant

  • zizzybaloobah

    I also want to take a pair of clippers to Kai – buzz that rat’s nest off and reveal the smokin’ hotness.

    We need a screen cap of the oil rigger and the welder hugging it up after they both make it into the final 36. D♥R♥O♥O♥L!

  • RodMDZ

    Uhm, Norman it’s not my cup of tea… but Danny Goakey, the oil roughneck and the indian guy (sorry, but don’t remember their names)… they’re hot as hell.

  • RodMDZ

    Oh, and the one in the second picture from the bottom up.
    At least we’ll be seeing a little more of them…

  • WannaBuyADuck

    Actually, when Norman drops the silly act, he’s really got a great voice and isn’t too bad looking. But the stage persona is soooo goofy gay! Love the ‘roughneck’ right down to the name ‘roughneck.’ And Danny Gokey and the Indian guy are the best talents and will probably win huge contracts. They’re both hot; Danny has a great emotional story; and the Indian guy will make everyone think they are watching the ever-popular “Slumdog.” Now, to get their shirts off.

  • WarpedRecord

    It’s been mentioned before, but I’d like to make a request: Some Chris Daughtry pics, please!

  • Psiwire

    I don’t think they should have put Norman through. They’re just looking for this year’s Sanjay.

    Is it just me or does the guy whose wife died come off a little on the gay side?

    The blind guy kind of creeps me out when he’s singing.

    My favorite so far is the Indian kid (near the bottom of the post).

    I don’t think I’ll be able to fully watch the show until they get rid of that crying girl (Tatiana?) I know it’s not okay to slap hysterical women anymore, but maybe they could hire Chris Brown to give her some ‘vocal lessons’

  • undapantsman

    holy crap i love Danny Gokey. before i heard his voice i was all, ‘yay, eye candy hope we get to see more of him.’ but then he sang and i was just, ‘holy crap! i hope he wins, or gets far enough to be signed onto a label, because i love his voice.’ just like the guy a lot. =D

    you never cease to point out a guy that i agree wholly with, square! and you’re right, he seems so cuddly! extremely huggable. aww… hahah

  • Bruno

    The Gokey guy is really something , but he´s straight and a widower , so I have my designs on the indian guy who sang My Prerrogative . He likes Britney , so we´ll never fight over the playlist.

  • Clay

    OH no I completely agree. It’s like the galore of all adorkables #1-100 this season on Idol. I especially like Danny Gokey, Anoop Desai, Kai, and that roughneck guy. And yes, I’ve got to say, Norman isn’t so bad either.

  • Shawnee

    I can’t remember if the Brad Pitt lookalike got through,do you remember if he did or not?

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  • deej

    I haven’t been watching Idol this season, but I can say that none of those guys do for me what “The Davids” did for me last season…especially that cute young puppy David A.

  • jamal

    Disgusting! gayyyy!!!!!

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