Stephen Baldwin in Spider’s Web

By Square on February 8, 2009 in Actors

Stephen Baldwin Shirtless

“Spider’s Web”, the film capped here is fairly more recent than the other two Baldwin movies featured before which explains Stephen’s gamy-ish body. Actually I shouldn’t judge, but I just can’t get past the hot mess that is his fountain of a haircut! Maybe it’s forgivable in 1992 but this movie was made ten years later! Come to think of it, I used to have that haircut once in high school so I’m not making any more funny. Now someone please give me a hug because I think I’ve seen more boobage a day than ever before in my life.

Stephen Baldwin Shirtless

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DoverDavid on February 8th, 2009 at 1:42 pm

There has to be one gross one amoung the brothers, this one take that catagory.
robert on February 8th, 2009 at 6:26 pm

A real bum, doper, car thief, sullies the Baldwin name.
robert on February 8th, 2009 at 7:21 pm

Sorry about the Baldwin repeats. Laptop misbehavin’
Boris on February 8th, 2009 at 9:28 pm

And I heard some pretty disgusting homophobic words coming from his filthy mouth… And the wax on his ches is Ewh!
radical1 on February 9th, 2009 at 1:28 am

BOO!! This guy is a dirtbag. I don’t want to look at him!
magusxxx on February 9th, 2009 at 8:31 am

You need to check him out in Sub Down

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120237/
szoszo on February 9th, 2009 at 12:55 pm

i’d never hit that until he bought a new head.
malibujd44 on February 9th, 2009 at 4:24 pm

I’ve seen him in many many films shirtless and never seen any chest hair. I think he cums by it naturally.
You might say he is the “hairless black sheep” of the Baldwin brothers!!!
This has also happened on my fathers side of the family to one of five brothers.
Hate his beliefs (expecially his love of Sarah Palinbitch) but I think he is kinda cute.
Phil on February 9th, 2009 at 5:01 pm

Stephen was my fave amongst the Baldwin Bros…Until I heard about how rabidly Homophobic(wonder what he’s tryin’ to hide-”Me thinks the lady doth protest too much”)he is…Alec was a close second…William was always just a bit-well I’m not sure…And Adam, was my least fave…Time hasn’t been that kind to either Stephen, of Alec(but then they had the most to lose)…William-eeh-still not baad, just not all that special…Adam, on the other hand…whoo man time has been very kind to him…Just watch Indipendance Day(ID4 to you under 20 somethings)…He makes that Air Force uniform look dayumn good…
Edward on February 9th, 2009 at 5:07 pm

Phil – you do know that Adam is from a different Baldwin clan, right?
chente on February 9th, 2009 at 5:35 pm

THE HUNKIEST OF THE BRO’S……………..

THOSE EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Patrick on February 9th, 2009 at 9:50 pm

He is obviously adopted. And what’s with all tats? Both thumbs down.
LeadingMan on February 9th, 2009 at 10:57 pm

Oh, c’mon. He’s a cute Baldwin. I even like his little fountain haircut. How homophobic can he be when he played the second guy in a bisexual love triangle in Threesome?

He had a few drug issues and had to have a “come to Jesus” moment to recover, but he’s the only Baldwin I know of who put another guy’s hand on his bare ass in a movie.

http://www.leadingmencollection.com/catalog/item/3959500/4298102.htm
François on November 17th, 2009 at 6:16 pm

Well, you can tell he is a Baldwin, of course. The resemblance is there. But I never thought he looked as good as Alec and William.

And here’s a bit of a strange thing: while his two older brothers are very hairy chested, with Stephen, you don’t see a single hair on his chest! Genetics are unpredictable, sometimes.
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