The Only Reason to Watch Survivor: Tocantins

Joe Dowdle Shirtless on Survivor: Tocantins

Ah, it seems like only yesterday I saw my secret crush pepaw wins a million dollars. Seems like only yesterday I’ve seen the reality gay couple of the year, Charcus parading their love on national television. What? There’s a new season already? Damn it, there goes another one hour per week of my life! Anyways, since I know at least five fifteen of you did watch the premiere of “Survivor: Tocantins” last week, I figured it is appropriate to do a post. So what’s new? Jeff Probst is boring my ass off (by wearing the same smelly shirt and not taking it off), challenges are repetitive, one more listen to the theme song and I’ll vomit blood. I know, the only reason to watch this time wasting show is… drumroll please… FUR!

I think there have been past furry guys before but as long as my peabrain can remember, all of my Survivor crushes has the Kalahari as chest texture of choice; Ozzy, Todd, Colby, Eric… the list goes on. That said — this season, we have some carpeting (albeit clipped to hell) to rest our eyes on! Enter Joe Dowdle. I love the fact that he has a bit of Oswald thing going on. (that’s Diedrich Bader on the Drew Carey Show; I have to IMDB him so we’re on the same page) These are some caps of Joe being shirtless and some of potential hotties to watch. The guy with the glasses is kinda borderline adorkable, don’t you think?

Let’s see… we have Prince William, blond Joshua Jackson / Emile Hirsch hybrid (what’s up with the bald chin?) and that guy from “American Idol” (the one who played an awesome version of Georgia on My Mind with a keyboard), among others. I’m looking forward to see what will the crazy naked blond guy do next.

Survivor Tocantins

Survivor Tocantins

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Survivor Tocantins

Survivor Tocantins

Okay, screw everything. THIS is the one and only reason to watch Survivor, Queen Sandy! She is now officially my hero. I hope she’ll win this mess! “I think he’s like a GEEK!”

Sandy on Survivor Tocantins

Sandy on Survivor Tocantins

  • pastperfecttense

    Don’t forget this hairy survivor winner!

    http://wwwimage.cbs.com/cms/files/images/primetime/survivor/5/bios/brian.jpg

    There has got to be better pix of him out there somewhere

  • Aargh… That is the ONLY Survivor season I skipped! Damn it!

  • Bruno

    Tocantins is not that Hellish . It has some big cities …this show is a scam .

  • Drew

    Just because its in Tocantins doesn’t mean it’s anywhere near those cities, Bruno… if you don’t like it, don’t watch it. 🙂 Doesn’t mean you can’t admire the view, though!

  • Patrick

    Joe + Brendan = sweet jungle love. Stay tuned.

  • Patrick

    @pastperfecttense
    “Don’t forget this hairy survivor winner! http://wwwimage.cbs.com/cms/files/images/primetime/survivor/5/bios/brian.jpg
    There has got to be better pix of him out there somewhere”

    OH MY! Talk about hairy low-rider fantasy. How did I miss this?

  • Justin

    When my boyfriend auditioned for this season of Survivor, Sandy was in the front of the line and was being a bitch to everyone else; but I guess that worked for her because she got on the show.

  • That’s a great Joe. Very good.

  • Jamie

    Spencer is my #1 cutie for this year. He has a bit of hair on the chest, but he is just 19, so there will probably be lots more to come in the future. Loved him in the boxers this week.

  • Bruno

    I don´t watch it.

    But I care for the way that people look at some states of my country . And Tocantins is not like that .

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