Would You Live in a Cave For This?

By Square on February 27, 2009 in Coming Soon, Random Hotness

Peter Sarsgaard Shirtless in The Mysteries of Pittsburgh

Come to think of it, I might give Peter Sarsgaard’s caveman chic look a second chance after looking at this. His facial pubes look well kept and his fuzzy chest appears totally lickable in this publicity shot for the film “The Mysteries of Pittsburgh” with Jon Foster. Okay let’s pack up and move to the cave. Just make sure there are electricity, internet, cable TV, air conditioning, proper plumbing, modern furniture, appliances and 24-hour security just in case those bears (the animal) decide to visit. I’m not that hard to please, Peter. No the wife stays at home. Her brother can come though.

Peter Sarsgaard Shirtless

Jon Foster in The Mysteries of Pittsburgh

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DoverDavid on February 27th, 2009 at 6:47 am

He’s cute and could stay with me. So could the guy sitting with that white book in his hand.
len on February 27th, 2009 at 7:56 am

i’ll take both. hairy doesn’t necessarily mean grizzly bear
len on February 27th, 2009 at 8:14 am

i would take both!
WannaBuyADuck on February 27th, 2009 at 8:49 am

to answer your question, no!
KarmaLysing on February 27th, 2009 at 10:20 am

Any word yet on whether Jon Foster will also lose his shirt? Not that I want him to lose his shirt mind… I’m just curious. No, seriously, JUST curious… Really… Honest… WHAT!??!!!
Joanna on February 27th, 2009 at 10:23 am

Whoot!!!! That’s pretty awesome. He could drag me to his cave anytime. And he could keep me reeeeaaalll warm!!
white panda on February 27th, 2009 at 10:36 am

I prefer him clean shaven (with less shaggy hair), but the chest hair is a keeper.
Ronald on February 27th, 2009 at 10:56 am

The guy in the last photo with the harness bag –YES definately ! What’s his address please?(hehe)
Duckhunter1 on February 27th, 2009 at 11:22 am

Come on Karma you want him to lose his shirt Pants, shoes socks and finally the boxers or briefs

I would take Jon not that caveman
kellek1974 on February 27th, 2009 at 12:15 pm

I don’t know why but Peter has always been hot to me, and I like his brother in law also. He just has the air about him of unpretentiousness and laid-backness that makes him super hot.
loudrockmusic on February 27th, 2009 at 12:28 pm

SO into it. He’s perfection. that’s my boyfriend right there. So stop looking at him. I would live in a cave or at the bottom of the ocean to get close to that beard, that chest, those eyes! Perfect. Saarsgaard makin’ it hard!
Phil on February 27th, 2009 at 1:29 pm

Yeah I would…
Branden on February 27th, 2009 at 1:58 pm

I was second that. I want to Peter to read to me while Jake and I make wild passionate love together.
WarpedRecord on February 27th, 2009 at 3:42 pm

I would live in a cave (as well as a cage) for that man.

As for Jon, I’d have to see more. And I do mean more.
RodMDZ on February 27th, 2009 at 5:51 pm

Give me Peter any day.. don’t care where he lives.
LeadingMan on February 27th, 2009 at 7:25 pm

Peter’s okay, but I’d rather be trapped in a cave with Jon.

I do have a pair of his jeans…and he seems to fill them out really well.
http://www.leadingmencollection.com/catalog/item/3991125/3869579.htm
David on February 27th, 2009 at 8:26 pm

Man! Even with a 3-sided coin, i doubt that i would still be happy. i would still want the other 2 that lost. all 3 men are just delicious
David on February 27th, 2009 at 8:27 pm

All 3 men are hot!
JoOoE on February 28th, 2009 at 3:15 am

Hey Square.. off topic. Black shirtless men in this video. I’m suuuuuuree you haven’t seen this video. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5U7RhPiyzk I’d like to like them up and down.
Reese on February 28th, 2009 at 6:37 am

Yes, I would live in a cave with him. We could rub two sticks together and make fire.
bitch on February 28th, 2009 at 1:44 pm

ewwww no thx
armpitluver on March 3rd, 2009 at 2:53 am

me + peter sarsgaard + his yummy hairy chest = fun!
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