American High School

American High School

Have you noticed that this website has gotten a bit boring for the past few weeks? I did. There’s only one reason to this. No B movies in sight! Well, that’s about to change. Brace yourselves folks for the hotter than hot mess that is D straight to video “romantic comedy” “American High School” (excuse the consecutive double quotes). It has that skank Aubrey O’Day and that cute douche from “Laguna Beach”. I’m not sure it’s even worth a release, they should show it for free on the internet or something. That said, I shouldn’t hate, because I see something I like. No, it’s not Talan Torriero (that’s the Laguna boy) or the other jock. It’s that hot older guy and his name is Hoyt Richards! There will be a lot of shirtlessness in this, and as a self destructive skin enthusiast, I have to get myself a copy. Things I’d do for you!

Hoyt Richards is the male Janice Dickinson, as in the world’s first male supermodel. I highly doubt that it is self proclaimed but it’s kinda sad seeing him in this poo party. Oh well, if this is the only channel for him to get shirtless at his age and make my crotch happy with his silvery hairy chest, so be it!

Hoyt Richards Shirtless in American High School

Talan Torriero Shirtless in American High School

Talan Torriero Shirtless in American High School

Hoyt Richards Shirtless in American High School

Hoyt Richards Shirtless in American High School

Hoyt Richards Shirtless in American High School

Hoyt Richards Shirtless in American High School

American High School

American High School

American High School

American High School

American High School

American High School

American High School

American High School

American High School

American High School

American High School

For the two of you who give a damn, “American High School” is scheduled for April 7th release in selected dollar tree stores. Here are the official trailers. Yes, there are two of them.

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