American High School

American High School

Have you noticed that this website has gotten a bit boring for the past few weeks? I did. There’s only one reason to this. No B movies in sight! Well, that’s about to change. Brace yourselves folks for the hotter than hot mess that is D straight to video “romantic comedy” “American High School” (excuse the consecutive double quotes). It has that skank Aubrey O’Day and that cute douche from “Laguna Beach”. I’m not sure it’s even worth a release, they should show it for free on the internet or something. That said, I shouldn’t hate, because I see something I like. No, it’s not Talan Torriero (that’s the Laguna boy) or the other jock. It’s that hot older guy and his name is Hoyt Richards! There will be a lot of shirtlessness in this, and as a self destructive skin enthusiast, I have to get myself a copy. Things I’d do for you!

Hoyt Richards is the male Janice Dickinson, as in the world’s first male supermodel. I highly doubt that it is self proclaimed but it’s kinda sad seeing him in this poo party. Oh well, if this is the only channel for him to get shirtless at his age and make my crotch happy with his silvery hairy chest, so be it!

Hoyt Richards Shirtless in American High School

Talan Torriero Shirtless in American High School

Talan Torriero Shirtless in American High School

Hoyt Richards Shirtless in American High School

Hoyt Richards Shirtless in American High School

Hoyt Richards Shirtless in American High School

Hoyt Richards Shirtless in American High School

American High School

American High School

American High School

American High School

American High School

American High School

American High School

American High School

American High School

American High School

American High School

For the two of you who give a damn, “American High School” is scheduled for April 7th release in selected dollar tree stores. Here are the official trailers. Yes, there are two of them.

  • It’s a dirty job, square, but someone has to check this stuff out for us!

  • StaticOmega

    That sounds bad…. But yknow, I saw a DTV movie in Blockbuster called Bible Campe Musical or something to that affect…

  • White Panda

    does anyone have any nice(shirtless ; )) pictures of Hoyt Richards?

  • robert

    White Panda: Google “images”, Hoyt Richards. click on http://www.lockemanagement.com. You should see a series of pix one of which shows him in an open sweater thing with a nice hairy chest.

    Real name: John Hoyt, married to Amy Lindsay.

    He’s in “Six Days, Seven Nights” [Harrison Ford / Anne Heche] credited as “Model”. Didn’t see it. I would guess his acting career isn’t his day job.

  • alien1959

    That dude with dark hair has a nice smooth chest , and well built pecs.

  • rodthehorny

    hello could some one please tell me the name of that sexy mature daddy who is wearing blue skimpy speedo? help will be appreciated.

  • A Person

    Can someone get some good caps of Hoyt Richards from this movie please? He looks smokin!

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  • ashley smither

    hey any guy have any nude pics hill send me

  • ashley smither

    hey any guy have any nude pics hill send me

  • ashley smither

    hey any guy have any nude pics hill send me my email is ashleyasmith@aol.com

  • mfarris70

    Hoyt Richards is a former model who dated Faye Dunaway.

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