Bromance On Survivor is Alive and Well

Bromance on Survivor Tocantins

So Brendan, my make-believe boyfriend on Survivor was trying to work his dancing pecs and irresistable charms on adorkable Stephen last night’s recap episode — “Without a Paddle” style. Just when I thought the bromance ignited by Charcus last season was beginning to fade, we have this two allegedly straight guys spooning. Well, I personally believe that Steven is enjoying it because I would. Wait. Come to think of it, don’t fall for it Stephen! I know your are a strong adorkable.

Back in high school, cute straight boys used to do the same shit to me all the time. After they got what they wanted, they left me like I have leprosy or something. Well, after a few incidents I should’ve learned to say no but instead I keep falling in the same pool of caca over and over again. I’m terribly weak with lean football jocks. Those bastards! Stephen should take all the spooning he can get, maybe work the chicken a bit then dump Brendan for me. This one’s for high school!

Watch the scene here. Thanks to the person who sent me this.

Bromance on Survivor Tocantins

Bromance on Survivor Tocantins

Bromance on Survivor Tocantins

Bromance on Survivor Tocantins

Bromance on Survivor Tocantins

Bromance on Survivor Tocantins

Bromance on Survivor Tocantins

Bromance on Survivor Tocantins

Bromance on Survivor Tocantins

Bromance on Survivor Tocantins

Bromance on Survivor Tocantins

Bromance on Survivor Tocantins

Bromance on Survivor Tocantins

Bromance on Survivor Tocantins

Bromance on Survivor Tocantins

Bromance on Survivor Tocantins

Bromance on Survivor Tocantins

Bromance on Survivor Tocantins

Bromance on Survivor Tocantins

During the scene where Brendan showed Steve the snake skin, my mind was filled by nothing but dirty jokes. “Dude, look at my snake skin!” I also think the playing with their shadows scene is just adorable. “Look how long our shadows are…”

Bromance on Survivor Tocantins

Bromance on Survivor Tocantins

Bromance on Survivor Tocantins

Bromance on Survivor Tocantins

Bromance on Survivor Tocantins

Bromance on Survivor Tocantins

Bromance on Survivor Tocantins

“No more cuddling once we get back to the tribe… as much as I would love to” — GET A ROOM AND SOME LUBE!

  • Joe

    Stephen says A LOT of things in relation to both Brendan & J.T. that make it seem he has the hots for them.

    I wonder if he’s a late bloomer…

  • mallory

    I’ve wondered the same thing there, Joe. Well those three are definitely the hot fellows of this season, I hope that Brendan, Stephen, and J.T. all can manage to make it decently far. Odds are, a few are gonna get picked off for being physical threats as soon as the lame, wusses realize they can get rid of ’em….-.-

  • Patrick

    “…maybe work the chicken a bit…” lol Mister S

  • robert

    You go CBS!!! For you youngsters out there, there would have been a time when this wonderful stuff would NEVER have been shown on mainstream, commerical TV. Maybe cable, but even then it would have been a rarity. So: I propose that in spite of all the difficulties still, the gay movement has come a long way, baby!! You can bet a lot of heteros are cheering these guys on. Why? They’re charming HUMAN BEINGS! Want another example: “Brokeback Mountain” was a huge boxoffice success. Not just with gays, EVERYONE. That, too, is a huge, monumental achievement.

  • Aaawn! Dude, this is socute!
    And you’re so right, Robert. We’re all living a very special moment.

    [j]

  • Ronald

    THAT’S SOOOOOOOOO HOT! There both sexy!

  • David

    I would love to be in the middle of that spooning session!

  • artsimone82

    haha… the picture wherein they sleep together was obviously photoshopped…but I appreciate the effort though….

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