Bromance On Survivor is Alive and Well

Bromance on Survivor Tocantins

So Brendan, my make-believe boyfriend on Survivor was trying to work his dancing pecs and irresistable charms on adorkable Stephen last night’s recap episode — “Without a Paddle” style. Just when I thought the bromance ignited by Charcus last season was beginning to fade, we have this two allegedly straight guys spooning. Well, I personally believe that Steven is enjoying it because I would. Wait. Come to think of it, don’t fall for it Stephen! I know your are a strong adorkable.

Back in high school, cute straight boys used to do the same shit to me all the time. After they got what they wanted, they left me like I have leprosy or something. Well, after a few incidents I should’ve learned to say no but instead I keep falling in the same pool of caca over and over again. I’m terribly weak with lean football jocks. Those bastards! Stephen should take all the spooning he can get, maybe work the chicken a bit then dump Brendan for me. This one’s for high school!

Watch the scene here. Thanks to the person who sent me this.

Bromance on Survivor Tocantins

Bromance on Survivor Tocantins

Bromance on Survivor Tocantins

Bromance on Survivor Tocantins

Bromance on Survivor Tocantins

Bromance on Survivor Tocantins

Bromance on Survivor Tocantins

Bromance on Survivor Tocantins

Bromance on Survivor Tocantins

Bromance on Survivor Tocantins

Bromance on Survivor Tocantins

Bromance on Survivor Tocantins

Bromance on Survivor Tocantins

Bromance on Survivor Tocantins

Bromance on Survivor Tocantins

Bromance on Survivor Tocantins

Bromance on Survivor Tocantins

Bromance on Survivor Tocantins

Bromance on Survivor Tocantins

During the scene where Brendan showed Steve the snake skin, my mind was filled by nothing but dirty jokes. “Dude, look at my snake skin!” I also think the playing with their shadows scene is just adorable. “Look how long our shadows are…”

Bromance on Survivor Tocantins

Bromance on Survivor Tocantins

Bromance on Survivor Tocantins

Bromance on Survivor Tocantins

Bromance on Survivor Tocantins

Bromance on Survivor Tocantins

Bromance on Survivor Tocantins

“No more cuddling once we get back to the tribe… as much as I would love to” — GET A ROOM AND SOME LUBE!

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