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Jake Gyllenhaal Shirtless in Prince of Persia

A lot of people are going to love me for posting these shirtless publicity stills of Jake Gyllenhaal from “Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time”, and a lot of people are going to dislike me when I say he does very little to me when I look at these pictures. I think it’s the hair. Now let’s not discuss my peculiar taste, shall we?

Source: I Heart Jake via ONTD

Jake Gyllenhaal Shirtless in Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time

Jake Gyllenhaal Shirtless in Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time

Jake Gyllenhaal Shirtless in Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time

  • Chris

    If it wasn’t for that hair he’d be absolutely perfect. I don’t even mind that they trimmed his chest hair. Better than having it completely shaved off.

  • Bill

    It looks like Billy Ray Cyrus–only hot.

  • Autechre

    Keep it in the closet.

  • soulsteelgray

    I reeeeeeally like Jake, and I’m still going to see Prince of Persia just because he’s in it…

    …But even I have to admit that that hairstyle is not right for him. Or pretty much anyone.

  • Christian

    I have a hard time with the body hair buzzing for a historical film that should have full-on bush. ;)

  • http://valleydreaming.blogspot.com/ J.D.

    The hair is obviously a problem but COME. ON. his bod hasn’t been that perfect in years.

    There goes my $10.

  • Nic

    The hair is terrible, but DAMN that body makes up for it!

    It seems as though they’ve trimmed him a little…I’ll be ok..

  • http://none Christopher

    Jake gets more !!! as time goes by but that hair. it that a bad wig
    or just a really bad styling job?

  • Dennis

    He actually grew his hair for that role, I read somewhere. I saw some pap shots of him off the set and he still had the hair. I don’t think I’d be seen in public with it but I sure as wouldn’t mind being seen in public with him. Even with the hair, I’d still put him on my arm.

  • http://betterbitterbatter.blogspot.com/ charlie

    really? i think his hair here is fine, looks kinda hot actually. they’re trying to stay as true to the game’s character as possible, and i think that’s fair.

  • Complex

    I agree with you Square. Although it’s still a WOOF for me. Jake is in my top 3.. or 5. = )

  • mikerod

    INTO IT, but not the hair.

  • undapantsman

    pretty much all of what i was thinking was said by other people. jake + scruff + hot body + chest scruff = holy crap wawnt. (that is not a typo: WAWNT)

    and the hair doesn’t look TOO bad, and i don’t really like long hair… at all. but c’mon, it’s JAKE! i’ll still watch it just for him. <3

  • DoverDavid

    I’ll take him and today is my birthday, so he is welcome to put the hair in a poney tail and get over here cause my birthday candle needs blowing out!

  • Signe

    Holy COW!!

    Even though his hair is (I admit it) a bit.. Strange.. His body is PERFECT!!

  • szoszo

    the hair stupid. and hes far from persian.

  • Kimberly S

    Yum. But thinning the chest hair? That’s just wrong. Still, overall – YUM.

  • Dieguito

    Yeah, the hair is just… take it off!! ja ja ja… I would still letting him hit me ja ja ja!!! Hope he keeps the hair and the hot body :P!!!

  • Duckhunter1

    makes me feel nothing sorry

  • http://dearbenin.blogspot.com JoeTimb

    Yeah, the hair is all wrong, indeed. But the chest, the arms, the whole body is a great piece of work.

    [j]

  • Joanna

    WELL!!!! It seems a whole lot of us absolutely loved the Jake. I agree with JoeTimbo though. The hair has to go. The rest of the man can stay for a looooonnnnggggg time. Yum. But, yeah, that hair is awful for such a cutie. And that body is awesome.

  • Reese

    This makes me feel like Jake is more beautiful than ever, but that he should consider a new barber.

  • Joe

    JAKE ahhh JAKE, TAKE ME. I LOVE him hair and all, he is and will always be one of my favorites.

  • Nikki

    I CAME TWICE THE SECOND I SAW THESE PICTURES

  • bebbe

    I love Jake. He’s like a god, but this doesn’t do anything for me either.
    Someone please photoshop that hair out and make it shorter.

  • armpitluver

    he’s gorgeous no matter what anyone says! he won’t have that long hair forever! i hope he holds onto that chest hair! reese is a lucky girl.

  • RD

    In some bizarre way, he kind of looks like Tim Roth here. I think it’s the shape of his face with that bit o’ fuzz against the hair. It’s all very Rothesque. (Speaking of which, you definitely need more Tim on this site!)

    I am with you on this one though, Square, the hair just does him no justice; it totally changes his face. The bod’s a bit special, though. =)

  • KarmaLysing

    Jake Gyllenhaal would be scorching wearing a Doris Day wig. Seriously… The hair is transitional, kids… The eyes, lips, neck, and hot-ass bod are what I’M looking at. Again and again… Umm… I’ll be in my bunk…

  • Ruth

    Hot body, disgusting hair. Unfortunately, that’s what the character is supposed to look like…

  • WMassGuy

    I’d put up with the hair to be on top of THAT! Woof!

  • http://glhplayground.blogspot.com/ libhomo

    That hair is incredibly sexy.

  • BrokebackBob

    Based on the type of character he is playing in Prince of Persia, the head
    hair is going to be a looooooong way from what some would considered
    “stylish”. In the context of the character, the hair is gonna be longish,
    semi-messy, and -not- parted on the side or spiked or moussed or
    volumized and the part is probably going to be in the center based on
    Jake’s head shape. Personally, I think the whole package works as far
    as the character goes. And by works I mean Wooooof!

  • Steven Clayton Corry

    love him, his hair, that body. Perfection!

    Makes me feel old, and wishing I was either him or his boyfriend.

  • http://the-gay-art-of-steven-clayton-corry.blogspot.com/ Steven Clayton Corry

    who is that person to my left?

  • Josh

    Ugh!!! Major Miscasting!!!! Most of you guys don’t seem to know that Prince of Persia is a computer game and the main character has a very roguish msichievious side. Something this tepid goon, jake, can’t do. Jake can do bland mr nice guy. I agree, these pics do nothing for me!

  • Ev

    Pics don’t do anything for me, either. Love Jake, though… loved the promo shots he did for Entertainment Weekly (promos for The Day After Tomorrow). The shot of him in the wet blue shirt–ahh!

    http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Nv-xkW48nF4/SNXPfySUMJI/AAAAAAAAANY/RiIHWMW6wcc/s400/Jake_Gyllenhaal_wet.jpg

  • cha

    He reminds me of hercules… the older version. Sexy though.

  • Goth

    Omg I just wanna … yea *droolz*

  • François

    I really Jake looks better with shorter hair (on his head), but with full length chest hair. On these pics, he has got long hair but has thinned out his chest hair… which is the reverse of what I like!

    I watched Jarhead yesterday, and I think Jake looked good, even with the U.S. Marine Corps hair cut.

    I especially liked the shower scene, and the Christmas party scene, in Jarhead! If you’ve seen the movie, then you know what I am talking about.

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  • bazookasam

    I want him in my bed…

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