How Does This Make You Feel?

John Mayer

All aboard the douche cruise! The ship is loaded with seamen and ready to go! (sorry, can’t help it) A few years back, John Mayer (and John Mayer types) used to do stuff to me, until I discovered him to be a huge pile of solidified  douche water. That said, I am hating myself right now for thinking that he looks hot in these pictures. Uniforms do that to me sometimes. Okay, ALL the time. How does Captain D make you feel?

Source: Splash News

John Mayer as Captain Douche

John Mayer as Captain Douche

John Mayer as Captain Douche

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