It’s Not Heslop, It’s Tom Hislop
I have to admit for the most part, I posted this delicious lean Aussie beef because his name is Tom Hislop. Whenever I hear the name Hislop, my brain automatically switches its spelling to Heslop which brings me to the magical land of Porpoise Spit. You know, from one of THE best films all time, “Muriel’s Wedding”. I wonder if he has an older sister named Muriel. No, it’s MARIEL! Aimless ramblings aside, Tom is part of the impossibly gorgeous lineup of Australian football players and he plays for the Essendon team. Can you believe this hunk is only 20? Two freakin’ wenty! Here he is posing for this year’s Gods of Football calendar with what appears to be the luckiest football in the world.