Jesse Huta Galung Invites You to Stare at His Eyes (and Thighs)

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Good morning everyone, or more appropriately, goede morgen! Have you guys meet my latest boyfriend from the Kingdom of Netherlands, Jesse Huta Galung? Once again, boyfriend. Okay. Not husband, because there can be only be four. He’s pretty, right? Knowing me, I don’t usually go for this type, but I can make an exception for Jesse. He’s a professional Dutch tennis player, and I can’t find anything bad or funny to say about this beautiful male specimen. Jesse Huta Galung currently stands at 188th in the singles ranking and 255th in doubles, but who effing cares. He is number one in my crotch list at the moment.

I stare at his eyes (and thighs) for 5 seconds, my mouth starts to water and I need to get a new underwear. Guilty of being too pretty! This is the essential Dutch (I suspect there’s some mixed heritage but hey) look at its best, and what better way to exploit it than to do a proper shirtless photo shoot. Jesse can learn a thing or two from our beloved Roddick, but he’s more than welcome to lose that unnecessary white shorts.

Thanks to sing95 at Dreamcaps and click here for Jesse’s official website. Just pretend you can read Dutch like I did and you’ll be fine. Big shoutout to our readers in the Netherlands! Hallo, een goede dag verder!

Jesse Huta Galung

Jesse Huta Galung

Jesse Huta Galung Shirtless

Jesse Huta Galung

Jesse Huta Galung

Jesse Huta Galung

Jesse Huta Galung

Jesse Huta Galung

Jesse Huta Galung

  • Officer Jim Pantsoffski

    Four balls in one hand – the kid’s a PRO

  • Matt

    Who is that hot blonde guy? They would make a great shirtless couple.

  • Dieguito

    OMG!!! another reason to go dutch!!!

  • Joanna

    Yep !!! He is definitely pretty. And OMG those thighs. I can’t see so much of his adorable chest but he has awesome eyes, arms, legs, neck and eyes. Or did I say eyes?? Yep, I said eyes. OMG they are gorgeous. YUMMERS!!

  • DoverDavid

    He’s very cute, thanks for the introduction to this one.

  • Ryan

    His last name Hutagalung shows that he has Indonesian heritage

  • BITTER

    Who is that hot blonde guy? They would make a great shirtless couple.

    That blond ain’t hardly cute. Looks a little beat up to me…

  • robertg

    The blond is Jan Siemirink, team captain. Huta Gulang definitely Indonesian/Dutch

  • robertg

    My OCD demands correct spelling: Jan Siemerink, and it turns out he’s 39,
    a coach and captain of their Davis Cup team, for all you oglers who care. Unfortunately, orthodontia wasn’t part of his growing-up days. That’s no sin, however. He’s a BIG deal over there.

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