Mike Rowe, Your Arch Rival Is Here

Robson Green Shirtless in Extreme Fishing

Ring the alarm! We have another mature, hairy and beefy combo to add to our list! This is Robson Green, the host of “Extreme Fishing” on UK’s Channel Five. He is also a popular actor especially on the telly, but I like him better as a host. A shirt and pant hating host. The British Mike Rowe, if you will. It’s the epic battle of the daddies and I want to be right in the middle! This fine piece of manbeef went full monty and unnecessarily covered his private bits with a medium sized fish, with three Canadian guys watching. There must be a logical explanation for all this, but I don’t even wanna know. All I know is that there’s no chance in furry daddies hell I would watch this fishing show — but if Mr. Green goes shirtless in every episode I might even go fishing (for fishes) myself! I’m sure many straight guys will have a mancrush on him as well, and hopefully he’ll take it better than some people. You know who you are! Now back to the epic battle of the daddies… imagination you better WORK!

Robson Green’s official website and again, via Casperfan (NSFW)

Robson Green Shirtless

Robson Green Shirtless

Robson Green Shirtless

Robson Green Shirtless

Robson Green Shirtless

Robson Green Shirtless

Robson Green Shirtless

Robson Green Shirtless

Robson Green Shirtless

Robson Green Shirtless

Robson Green Shirtless

Robson Green Shirtless

Robson Green Shirtless

Robson Green Shirtless

Robson Green Shirtless

Robson Green Shirtless

Robson Green Shirtless

Robson Green Shirtless

Robson Green Shirtless

Robson Green Shirtless

  • Joanna

    This man is amazing!! I love and adore him so much. Just watching him on “Dirty Jobs” is a joy. He is the total man to me. He is tall, handsome, great hairy chest, yummmmm, and even though he is aging, beautifully I may add, he is still maintaining a pretty gorgeous body. The man is awesome. Thank You for this.

  • Joanna

    I GOOFED!!!! This guy looks so much like Mike, it’s amazing. He is also a gorgeous hunk of aging gracefully man!! WOW!!! But I still adore Mike and now a new adoration in my age range to adore and lust over!! Thank you soooo much!!

  • David1969

    OMG…..could you see a 3, 4 or more way with this guy and Mike Rowe….if I could be the cream in between that furry man sandwich….I would be selling tickets out on Times Square…..but I do have to say that Our British Daddy does not quite match up with my man…or should I say one of my men…..Mr. Mike Rowe….sure I would get naked with him….ride the pony and make and trade some body fluid with him….but Mike Rowe is still #1 and is the one I think of when someone asks me…..”Whos your daddy”?????

  • DoverDavid

    I recall the recent like posted here where Mike was answering viewer mail and at least in my opinion, gave a rather homophobic comment towards a guy that wrote him. Well seems like Mike sure does go out of his way to be shirtless and here half naked to catch a fish? Seems he likes to create these issues then tries to back peddle. I’m not longer interested in him.

  • white panda

    Very nice, but Mike Rowe is still #1.

  • KarmaLysing

    Welcome to the club, Square! I’ve lusted after Robson Green for YEARS!!!

  • robert

    Robson Green: A Scot. A HUGE favorite for years! To see Rob without the cap and his startling blue eyes, go to bbc.co.uk, in search enter: “Beaten”. That’s his BBC series. A former series, “Wire in the Blood” was a terrific detective show. In one episode he is suspended in air by chains attached to hands and feet, completely and obviously naked. The BBC is MUCH more liberal. He is being tortured by a transvestite. The point of all this is lost in my memory, but the episode was electrifying to say the least. He appeared shirtless often.

  • robert

    DoverDavid: this is Robson Green, not Mike Rowe. They look so much alike it’s easy to make the mistake. I don’t remember the Rowe homophobic remark, but if you say so. BTW, super-macho men, especially professional athletes, who mouth off loudly and often about the evils of homosexuality and how they wouldn’t get near one, etc., are often conflicted about their own sexuality. All that huffing and puffing is intended to convince not only others but themselves they don’t have the feelings that actually do. When in the shower for instance, and that dick just next to you looks SO fine! Homosexual activity is not unknown when these guys are on road trips and sharing a hotel room.

  • robert

    How about those broad shoulders, narrow waist and lovely little bubble butt!
    Not many “daddies” who can match up to that. The “Wire in the Blood’ shirtless shots are when the chest hair, a MASSIVE amount, is very dark
    and more distinct. Before the gray.

  • Chocolatey Shatner

    Is he sexing that fish?

  • Ralph

    He was also in a TV miniseries called “Reckless” in the ’90s — it might have run on PBS’s “Mystery” in the US, i can’t remember — but I do remember that there were countless ridiculously hot scenes featuring Robson Green that really (please!) ought to be capped for this site…

  • Jazz

    Robert, You did not call Robson Green a SCOT! Of all the insults you can give a Geordie, you choose that, it is by far the worst thing you can call a Geordie. I live about 10-15 minutes away from where he was brought up. Robson is an amazing actor but his does nothing for me, I was just VERY suprised to see Robson Green on here.

  • robert

    Jazz: Oooops!! Well, being a Scot meself, I suppose I decided to claim him as one of our own. Somehow I got the impression. Went on Wikipedia to learn what a “Geordie” is.

    You see, this site is much more than just flesh, hair and good looks, it is also a source of arcana, or at least to Yanks “Geordie” is arcana. So, for the rest of you oglers, look it up. That country is full of this sort of thing. To us, wonderful oddities, of which, of course we have none.

    Another reason why we Anglophiles think there should be royalty, and a parliamentary process, running this place. Well, maybe just the parliamentary process part. Although the antics of royalty keep us entertained. Much like the antics of just about 99.9% of Congress.

    After the dismantling of the U.S. of A. by one “Dubya” as president over the past 8 years, ANYTHING would be better. Let’s give Charles a job.

    Pres. Obama, God bless ‘im!, is going for allowing openly gay and lesbian American patriots to be just who they are in the armed services, no more ridiculously moronic, hypocritical and unAmerican concept than “don’t ask, don’t tell”. Homosexuals fight and bleed just like everyone else. Many heroically.

    A few strayings off the subject. I do it well.

  • Robert Daniels

    I wanna piece of this man! Any guesses as to which part? Thanks for posting!

  • Paul

    OMG, LOVE Robson Green. I stumbled upon him years ago flipping through channels and hit one of those ridiculously hot scenes from what turned out to be “Reckless”. Absolutely amazing scene of him in the rain, taken in the house by an older woman (or me, in my version), strips by the fireplace showing that incredible hairy chest. Mmmm, now I’m all hot and bothered. Yes, PLEASE if somebody could cap that scene…

  • WarpedRecord

    That’s the luckiest fish ever, but Robson Green is the catch of the day.

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  • michelle

    *YIPPEE*.. I have loved and respected Robson for years. Wire In the Blood is a tremendous series and in that first season when he is naked and tortured .. it is rough to watch, but awesome that he could put himself out like that for the character. He was also in Soilder! Soilder! and I really liked him in Trust Me.

    A friend sent me his biography a few years back… *shakeshead*.. Robson is a great addition to this blog.

    oh btw. Have you seen the French movie – Just a Question of Love? One of the leads, I believe would meet with your approval – Stéphan Guérin-Tillié
    If you need a cap or two I can see what I can do, It is a lovely movie.

  • rodthehorny

    yuuuuuuuuuuuummm i want his sperm all over me please, anytime, anywhere.

  • sassywench

    Ok, we need caps of him from Wire In the Blood, particularly the ones of him being flogged by the transvestite!

  • http://angloam.wordpress.com Paul Browne

    Robson Green is sex on legs in the “The Grafters.”

    Just incredible.

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  • Joel

    LMAO @ how many people think this is Mike Rowe!!!! Robson Green is a total hottie

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