R.I.P Ashton Kutcher’s Chest Fuzz

By on March 28, 2009 in Actors 

Ashton Kutcher Shirtless

Put your black outfit on because today, we mourn the death of Ashton Kutcher’s small oasis on his chest. It had a short but wonderful life. Personally, he doesn’t do much to me these days but I would totally watch “The Five Killers”, the film of which the fuzz had to be sacrificed for. Yes, chest hair was back like years ago and Ashton has just catapulted himself back to the medieval ages. For shame! Witness the video of the prosecution and what’s left after the jump. I can’t.

Source: Bauer Griffin

Ashton Kutcher Shirtless in The Five Killers

Ashton Kutcher Shirtless in The Five Killers

Ashton Kutcher Shirtless in The Five Killers

Ashton Kutcher Shirtless in The Five Killers

Ashton Kutcher Shirtless in The Five Killers

Ashton Kutcher Shirtless in The Five Killers

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  1. robert on March 28th, 2009 at 9:16 pm

    :yawn: ZZZZZZZZZZ

  2. WarpedRecord on March 28th, 2009 at 11:49 pm

    Why is this guy famous again?

  3. David1969 on March 29th, 2009 at 10:55 am

    at least i have a better idea of why Demi is hitting it….come on guys….you know you would hit it too if he was knocking on your zipper…..I would!!!

  4. len on March 29th, 2009 at 11:13 am

    youcan keep him. i’ll take topher grace ANY day!

  5. len on March 29th, 2009 at 11:17 am

    you may keep him! i’ll take topher grace ANY DAY!

  6. David on March 29th, 2009 at 11:21 am

    Dayum! i wish that i was that chain he is hanging on to!

  7. Randall on March 29th, 2009 at 11:55 am

    I like Topher better too, but I don’t think any of us would pass up an opportunity to sniff around on Ashton.

  8. Duckhunter1 on March 29th, 2009 at 1:20 pm

    I thought you said Aston is dead

  9. Boris on March 29th, 2009 at 2:03 pm

    And supposedly he did it b/c his ‘stunt double’ dit wax his chest with out consulting him… I would have pick another stuntman if I were him….

  10. Joanna on April 4th, 2009 at 12:24 pm

    Ashton is one of those guys that gets better and more handsome as he gets older. He is sweet guy and becoming a hottie in my book as well.

  11. boxerboy1969 on November 5th, 2011 at 4:50 am

    once again those pitts are fresh and needing of a good eating

  12. rikio on December 14th, 2011 at 6:56 am

    I wish he would keep it waxed all off…His chest looks great smooth!

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