Separated at Birth: Kris Allen & Val Emmich

By Square on March 2, 2009 in Separated at Birth

Kris Allen & Val Emmich

Don’t you just wanna put these two bunnies on a plate, drizzle some vanilla and gobble them up whole? Kris Allen is this season’s “American Idol” contestant who, despite barely have any exposure during the audition rounds, got into the top 12 thanks to his megacute face voice. The other bunny, Val Emmich is a musician and most probably known as the short lived but quite memorable Jesse, one of Betty’s love interests on “Ugly Betty”. I don’t think we ever get to see Val with his shirt off, but we have Kris in his beach shorts after the jump.

Thanks to GHTF at the forums for his shirtless pictures. Separated at Birth is still here, apparently. If you have any suggestions, kindly email them to me and together we’ll keep this category alive!

Click here for more Val Emmich and here for more Kris Allen. The AI folks have successfully made him look about 40 in the photo shoot.

Val Emmich

Kris Allen Shirtless

Kris Allen

Val Emmich

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GHTF on March 3rd, 2009 at 12:59 am

I think you could fill volumes on people that Kris Allen looks like (Hal Sparks comes to mind). For some reason though, this just adds to his hotness. The whole boy-next-door thing is definitely at work here. Saying it again… hottest guy on AI ever…
Square on March 3rd, 2009 at 7:22 am

Aha! I totally forgot about Hal Sparks. Yeah, the resemblance is definitely there. Put him on a plate as well!
Ouch! on March 3rd, 2009 at 12:57 pm

Val has been shirtless on “Hope & Faith”; as far as I’m concerned, it wasn’t a very good sight… LOL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmHGHcwCI6o ( 06:35 )
Blake on March 3rd, 2009 at 5:28 pm

Yes, now Kris just needs to come over my house and cuddle up with me on the couch while we make out. Thank you very much!
Curtis on March 3rd, 2009 at 6:25 pm

Kris is really cute. I voted for him and I am glad he is in the top 12. He has a great ass!! I don’t know if ya’ll saw it or not but the camera guy sure zoomed in on it a couple times it was hot, not all droopy saggy pants like most guys.
Kevin Steele on March 3rd, 2009 at 8:42 pm

OMG I get to comment on this and say that um…one of the doctors’ I work for is related to Kris Allen! She’s his cousin and showed the office pictures to prove it.
So I told her, if Kris wins, he will have to perform at some Gay Pride events and I get a date with him! She’s working on it…provided he wins. Wish us luck! Umm…wish me luck!
nvm on March 7th, 2009 at 9:44 am

I have such a big crush on Kris Allen .. it started when I saw him singing in top36 round .. that’s the hottest guy I’ve seen on TV recently …
pb and jay on March 7th, 2009 at 10:17 am

yup the 1st time i saw him totally reminded me of hal sparks.
pb and jay on March 7th, 2009 at 10:37 am

while val emmich reminds me of ron livingston from sex and the city
nvm on March 11th, 2009 at 10:05 am

Kris up for adorkable of the month !!! .. if anyone agrees .. post !!
VOTE FOR KRIS !!
nvm on March 11th, 2009 at 10:06 am

Kris up for adorkable of the month !!! .. if anyone agrees .. post !!
VOTE FOR KRIS !!
GHTF on March 11th, 2009 at 11:30 pm

I fully support Kris for adorkable of the month. BTW, he made it through tonight to the next round as well as appeared shirtless during the Idol Mansion video.
Mandy on March 12th, 2009 at 5:18 pm

Am I the only one who thinks that Kris looks like a cleaner version of Nick Stahl?
MyMy on March 14th, 2009 at 11:11 pm

Kris has the nicest ass. He also has smokin’ arms and nice chest. Plus he doesn’t act like he is hot.

Vote 4 him bitches!

lol
Den on March 23rd, 2009 at 3:02 pm

I hope they make a sex doll of him, I’d could probably get off the sleeping pills
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gina on May 29th, 2009 at 6:21 am

YUCK.

REMOVE THE OTHER FACE. IT’S UGLY.

KRISSIE’S FACE IS WAY WAY TOO HANDSOME AND MANLY …………………………………………………. KRIS ALLEN, MY IDOL!
mys on June 8th, 2010 at 3:48 am

my boyfriend look like kris allen.but 4 me my bf is more cute.