They Better Be Shirtless or We’ll Sue the Network
Don’t lie, we all have drooled over romance novel covers before, one way or another. I started when I was about nine (shut up). That being said, the only thing that will make me watch a Nora Roberts flick is this group of hunks; Eddie Cibrian, Jerry O’Connell, Ivan Sergei and Jason Lewis. I know it was made to look like the cover of Nora’s softcore porn novels but if they are not going to be shirtless in these movies, I’m going to sue Lifetime for (my crotch’s) emotional distress. Talk about false advertising!
This devious but highly effective technique seems to be everywhere these days, and Lifetime is the latest one who takes full advantage of it. I’ll probably watch at least one of these — especially “Northern Lights” because Eddie Cibrian always tickles my pickle. Also, can someone spank the artist who unnecessarily defuzzed Ivan Sergei’s chest? The crimes they do…
The 2009 Nora Roberts Collection at Lifetime via Kenneth in the 212. “Northern Lights” will premiere on March 21st.
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I really am jealous of Brittany Murphy…. Damn. Lifetime is creating a monster. But I have to agree, Ivan Sergei’s hairlessness does look a little unnatural.
i love nora’s books.. there is no way the movies can meet up to my expectations… but at least the men will be hot to look at!
GOD I hope you are right….from the previews I have been seeing they are….that Ivan Sergi is coming very, very close to becoming my one and only husband….LOL The boy sports some serious fur.
square!check out the shirtless pic of eddie from the movie : http://cdn.buzznet.com/media/jj1/2009/03/cibrian-rimes/eddie-cibrian-leann-rimes-affair-04.jpg
sooo hot!!