We Need Some Volunteers to Clean Zac Efron

By on March 17, 2009 in Random Hotness 

Zac Efron in Interview Magazine

Which one of you droolers would volunteer to give Zac Efron some good ol’ fashioned scrub and a nice warm bath? We need at least 3. I think I’ll pass on this one because I already have someone else to clean. Zac is so dirty that I almost didn’t recognize him. Here is our favorite pretty boy enjoying himself rolling in the mud in the fantastic Interview Magazine piece by Gus Van Sant. Unfortunately I don’t have supreme Photoshop skills to make the naked girl disappear. Having said that, I have to give him some serious credits for putting on some dirt on that pretty face, which is a first I think. Wait, is that like actual dirt or just Maybelline Natural Perfecting Powder Foundation no. 4? Anyways, here are some HQ pics; because as you know I have this thing called the power of prediction. Enjoy (and link back, bitches)! 

“Zac EFRON” article at Interview Magazine

Zac Efron in Interview Magazine

Zac Efron in Interview Magazine

Zac Efron in Interview Magazine

Zac Efron in Interview Magazine

Zac Efron in Interview Magazine

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  1. WannaBuyADuck on March 17th, 2009 at 7:28 am

    Well, it looks like I’m first in line to bathe Zach. Can I use my tongue?

  2. David1969 on March 17th, 2009 at 8:01 am

    I second that with the tongue bath….I have a white creamy soap that I made we can use….whoa who said that??? LOL

    I am a litle surprised that he did these pics considering his demographic of tweens….but hey I’m all over that.

  3. biggestFAN on March 17th, 2009 at 8:39 am

    She´s not Vanessa? this is wrong. By the way, i clean him.

  4. len on March 17th, 2009 at 8:52 am

    willing and ABLE!

  5. J.D. on March 17th, 2009 at 10:39 am

    OH MY EFFING GOD.

    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Also, he’s my future husband, so GET IN LINE.

    UGGGGGH.

  6. Dieguito on March 17th, 2009 at 12:05 pm

    nah ja ja ja, i don’t think it’s real dirt :P

  7. Me on March 17th, 2009 at 1:02 pm

    He’s sexier here than any of his shirtless shots!

  8. Christopher on March 17th, 2009 at 1:50 pm

    i want to suck and lick Zac’s beautifully toned perfectly haired armpits till they’re
    clean as a whistle!!!

  9. starburst1027 on March 17th, 2009 at 2:36 pm

    I volunteer!!!!!! These r definately some of the hottest pics ever!!!!!!

  10. Alex M. on March 17th, 2009 at 2:53 pm

    Zacquisha doesn´t do it for me. Sorry. D:

  11. Todd R on March 17th, 2009 at 5:25 pm

    Pass.

  12. Duckhunter1 on March 17th, 2009 at 8:38 pm

    why did you get rid of the boobs?

  13. joe on March 18th, 2009 at 12:38 am

    I must clean him, he is so fcuking hot, oh my god. I’ll use my tongue, then i won’t give him any clothes and show him to my, i mean, his room. I’ll then proceed to those delicious armpits and move downwards from there. I love zac efron, i want him to be my husband and have my children. Oh my fcuking god.

  14. nirdelanoche on March 18th, 2009 at 10:12 am

    oh…

    i’m dead. sorry. can’t talk.

  15. Curtis on March 18th, 2009 at 3:26 pm

    Oh Yes!! How hot is he in these pics!! I will volunteer to give him a totally complete bath from head to toe and I would really concentrate on his mid section to make sure I get it nice and clean with my tongue!!

  16. Liam on March 20th, 2009 at 2:04 pm

    Aren’t his 15 min up already?

  17. Richard on March 30th, 2009 at 7:50 pm

    OMFG! I’ll bathe him! I want more dirty Zac! I would start rolling around with him any day, no matter what. Imagine how dirty his hair would be, mmmmm…

  18. JV on April 5th, 2009 at 1:43 pm

    Clean him? Not until I get dirty with him first

  19. Totallygrl on June 20th, 2009 at 5:40 pm

    Step 1:Grab soap step 2:remove sleeves step 3:sniff arm pitts step 4:wash arms deeply with my hands Step 5:Massage back and legs step 6:scrub behind those ears STEP 7:CURSE OUT BLONDE B

  20. Totallygrl on June 20th, 2009 at 5:46 pm

    Step 1:Grab soap step 2:remove sleeves step 3:sniff arm pitts step 4:wash arms deeply with my hands Step 5:Massage back and legs step 6:scrub behind those ears STEP 7:CURSE OUT BLONDE B by the way im 11 coulndnt be 2….assurtive

  21. unknown on March 30th, 2010 at 10:24 pm

    i would clean every crack and crevasse of that boy!

  22. Ryan on September 17th, 2010 at 12:41 am

    Normal, I’m not attracted to him at all, but holy hell, that armpit hair is so hot!

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  24. hornyjock951 on February 1st, 2011 at 10:33 pm

    i wanna lick his hairy armpits clean….. oh god imma cum right now

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