If You’re Into Pinchers

Jason Statham Shirtless

Usually, the image of a hot fit guy with a nipple clamp drives me crazy (in a good way) but these pictures of Jason Statham with an industrial strength raisin pincher are just plain funny. Maybe I’m seeing too much skin from him lately and I started to focus on other things, like his face (who said that?) — but the view of his chest fuzz in good condition is a big sigh of relief. All that said, Jason can hit me up from every direction he desires as long as he keeps his mouth shut. What? These stills are from “Crank: High Voltage” trailer, and the film is now playing everywhere. Go see it if you’re into those things. By those things I meant nipple clamps, not Bai Ling.

“Crank: High Voltage” official website

Jason Statham Shirtless in Crank: High Voltage

Jason Statham Shirtless in Crank: High Voltage

Jason Statham Shirtless in Crank: High Voltage

Jason Statham Shirtless in Crank: High Voltage

Jason Statham Shirtless in Crank: High Voltage

Jason Statham Shirtless in Crank: High Voltage

Jason Statham Shirtless in Crank: High Voltage

Jason Statham Shirtless in Crank: High Voltage

Jason Statham Shirtless in Crank: High Voltage

Jason Statham Shirtless in Crank: High Voltage

  • WarpedRecord

    I’ve given up hope of ever having Jason, but any chance I can obtain those clamps?

  • Robert

    Jason Statham is HOT for a few reasons. First, he’s got a terrific, hairy, muscular build. Second, he is a real athlete, having competed in diving, so his body is truly powerful. He is also handsome. He may have become bald at a young age, but that only accents his manliness. He is a good-looking, sexy guy.

  • Joanna

    Sorry for being away for a wee bit. Had a heart attack last Wednesday and just got home Monday night. Am soooo tired and this look at the Jason man made me feel so good. I love this man’s awesome body and his voice drives me wild. And those intense eyes!!! I adore this man beyond words. Thanks for the “get well” card so to speak. I needed this!!!

  • squarebart

    I laffed my ass off at both of the CRANK movies. Hye-larious silliness!

    Statham is the standard of manly manliness!

  • szoszo

    i love jason but ew.

  • nvm

    usually you get pics of DVDs .. where the hell did you get those ?
    btw .. thanks .. they are so hot 😉

  • Bec

    I’m a huge fan of Jason Statham. I’ll take him even at his worst. He’s the whole package. He’s got an amazing body and his accent is so adorable. :]

  • HOT

  • robertg

    I’m still laughing at WarpedRecord’s remark! Hmmm. Into that sorta thing, eh, Warped? that’s the great thing about things sexual: if you like it, do it.
    In other words: ‘weird’ doesn’t exist. The Magnificent Statham is…all words have been used.

    You might find those clamps at NAPA, Warped. They look like my battery jumpers. Oh, NOW I get it! [you have to know the “plot”]

  • Phil

    Yo Daddy…

  • Vaughan

    Oh, he’s the love of my life… hopefully my bf won’t read this…

  • Did Jason comited the sin of manscapping?

  • robertg

    maybe. the foolish plot requires the scar because his heart was stolen by a body parts for sale villain, so it could be the lack of the usually verdant forestation is due to that. You see, he has to keep charging up whatever’s in there so he can get enough time to catch the heart thief, or something like that. This movie has received whatever is below panning, stink bomb reviews. Stick to the “Transporter” franchise, Jaz.

  • Did Jason commited the sin of manscapping?

  • Ouch!

  • OMG…. Jason is just so hot!

  • bcooper

    he doesn’t need industrial clamps…just me chewing on those instead!

  • wigglytuff

    HOTTTT

  • AHHHH I WANT HIM !!!!

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