Jonathan Schaech, Just Because

By Square on April 30, 2009 in Actors

Jonathan Schaech

I know, I know. A shirtless, furry (clipped, but hey) Jonathan Schaech with his laptop reading Squarehippies is SO last week, but I just have to post him here otherwise the follicle gods will be so mad at me they won’t let me see a hairy chest for the rest of the week! Hotness truly starts at 40 indeed. Now, I need something to grate with that abs. Anyone? No? Oh well I’ll just sit on it and let it grate my arse instead.

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Johnathan Schaech

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18 Responses to “Jonathan Schaech, Just Because”
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joesview on April 30th, 2009 at 10:19 am

I still remember how charismatic he was way back in “The Doom Generation.” Crazy movie with Rose McGowan, Margaret Cho and Lauren Tewes!
KarmaLysing on April 30th, 2009 at 11:16 am

Steve Jones and Jonathan Schaech… Separated at birth? Reunited in my bedroom? What say you?
DoverDavid on April 30th, 2009 at 11:33 am

MOVE the freakin laptop!!!!!!
robertg on April 30th, 2009 at 5:04 pm

Johnathan is shown in his full, unclipped glory in an extraordinarily DUMB but yet very funny in numerous places, Aussie movie, “Welcome to Woop Woop” with Rod Taylor looking absolutely horrible. He once was a hunky, chunk with an amazing gingery chest. Long ago, alas. These pix very sexy, look at those legs!, but the manscaping is a crime.
robertg on April 30th, 2009 at 5:46 pm

what a product placement plug for Mac!
24gotham on April 30th, 2009 at 8:46 pm

At least he has sense enough to go with a Mac… Legwarmers….
white panda on April 30th, 2009 at 9:12 pm

Strange…at first glance, I passed this man off as average. However, every time I look at the picture he gets more and more attractive.
Nandini on May 1st, 2009 at 7:09 am

I love the look in his eyes. It looks like he’s saying “Hi. I’ve been waiting a while.”
Randall on May 1st, 2009 at 8:28 am

Thank you!

It is hard to find, but the quirky Australian movie, “Welcome to Woop Woop,” is fun, and there is an outdoor shower scene — and Jonathan’s divine butt.
Boris on May 1st, 2009 at 9:46 am

Now if could just lay down the clipper (chest) and the razor/waxzz (Abs and treasur trail) this guy would be so perfect…
Dene on May 1st, 2009 at 10:35 am

LOVE Jonathan Schaech-!!! He’s so gorgeous-!!!

He’s kind of a paler Cheyenne Jackson. At least in this particular picture.
Dene on May 1st, 2009 at 10:37 am

LOVE Jonathan Schaech-!!!! What a smile-!!! And what a body-!!! Even his foot is sexy-!?!

He’s kind of a paler Cheyenne Jackson. At least in this particular pic.
Joanna on May 1st, 2009 at 11:43 am

OMG!!! That is one of the most gorgeous young men I have ever had the pleasure to lay my ol’ eyes on. Were I built like a model and be my age, I would be hot Cougar loping in his direction!!! This man is stunning. Legs, feet arms and face and especially that gorgeous chest!! YUMMMMMM!!!!!

And, damnit!!!! I totally agree abuot the manscaping thing. STOP IT!!!!! Too many gorgeous men are doing it and it’s disgusting. All that beautiful, soft, warm man scaped away. I think it is abhorrent!! I lovez the fuzz
robertg on May 1st, 2009 at 12:16 pm

I second your notion. Try to find “Welcome to Woop Woop”. No disappointment there
deejum on May 1st, 2009 at 4:05 pm

Jonathan Schaech, just because…he is one of the sexiest mf’ers around…and always will be. I so want to make him my bitch.
Emilios on May 6th, 2009 at 8:15 am

WOW. That’s a great picture of Jonathan Schaech, really sexy.
Milton on May 7th, 2009 at 10:20 am

I wanna be that laptop!!!!!
Glen on May 9th, 2009 at 1:11 am

HOTNESS personifide!