Patrick Warburton in Rules of Engagement

Patrick Warburton Shirtless

As promised, I am finally back! Once again, all of the men-loving white-collar workers around the world will be less cranky throughout the day. Shirtless men are much better than coffee in the morning aren’t they? Let’s celebrate my glorious return to the sea of hungry shirtless celebrities who are waiting impatiently to be posted (these anti-delusional pills aren’t working) by featuring our resident daddybear, Patrick Warburton. For some weird reason I got really excited to see his salt and pepper fuzz on that beefy chest. Matthew Fox should learn a thing or two from this prime slice of manpie! These shirtless pictures of The Tick (sorry, can’t help it) are from this week’s episode of “Rules of Engagement” and they’re just a little taste of more droolworthy things to come!

Patrick Warburton

Patrick Warburton Shirtless

Patrick Warburton Shirtless

Patrick Warburton Shirtless

Patrick Warburton Shirtless

Patrick Warburton Shirtless

Patrick Warburton Shirtless

Patrick Warburton Shirtless

Patrick Warburton Shirtless

Patrick Warburton Shirtless

Patrick Warburton Shirtless

Patrick Warburton Shirtless

Patrick Warburton Shirtless

Patrick Warburton Shirtless

Patrick Warburton Shirtless

Patrick Warburton Shirtless

Patrick Warburton Shirtless

Patrick Warburton Shirtless

Patrick Warburton

Gosh, this man is friggin’ handsome.

Patrick Warburton Shirtless

  • Drew

    i’m sooooooo jealous of that bitch who gets to touch his man hair!!!

    ugh…

  • I was surprised that he had the salt-n-pepper fuzz. It’s refreshing to see it.

  • DoverDavid

    Sexy then, sexy now, see it’s ok for chest hair to turn grey, what makes the man sexy is just that, the man, all of him. And your right Square, Matthew Fox should learn a lesson here.

  • robertg

    Ever since “Friends” this guy has been one of my MAIN men. As “Puddy” he had one of the funniest ways of line delivery. Such a boob, but no matter what he did Elaine would always have him back. OF COURSE!!! One of best episodes: he tried to be a BMW car salesman. A big, hairy, chunk of a guy. I don’t mind the s&p chest hair AT ALL! Still, and always, yummy!

    Thank you, thank you, Square, and how delightful to have you back!!!

  • robertg

    BTW: http://www.fullfrontalfriday.com has our man in the now famous running naked scene in some movie, my attention span not long enough to remember which. A bit disappointing in the equipment sense, but his full hairiness, everywhere!, is revealed.

    If you go on this site, check the Jeff Probst pix. I’M convinced they’re the real thing. There are just too many shots of his chest out there to compare them to. Unless someone is very, very skilled and shopped the amazing part in somehow.

    And, Rudolf Nureyev, famed Russian ballet artist–and straight!!!–who makes one wonder how in the world he kept all that in those itsy-bitsy costumes!

  • Matty

    robertg I think you meant “Seinfeld”. I liked him in “News Radio” too. He was evil but Lisa just couldn’t get enough of him.

  • robertg

    Oh dear. Of course. It was “Seinfeld”, my all-time ever fav TV show and I made that huge gaffe. Please forgive me, Jerry! and Patrick! and Elaine!Never saw “News Radio”, dammit.

  • rodthehorny

    OMG!!! That is one hot sexy nips, would want to lick it and nibble it all day :))

  • WarpedRecord

    CBS’s “eye” just can’t seem to keep away from his nipples. Neither can mine.

  • WMassGuy

    The ultimate bear. Since Seinfield I’ve been in lust with Patrick. More salt than pepper these days but I’d still do just about anything for an hour in the sack with this incredible hunk!

  • Glen

    A silver bear my faves!! WOOF!!

  • mike21

    OMG hot pecs…love the gray chest hair so big…mmmmm

  • jack

    I want to be the one in bed next to him…I love men with this kind of hairy chest and looks… he became one of my alltime favourites!!

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