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You, On the Left

Yes, you! What the hell are you wearing? Or more (in)appropriately, did you let something out? I demand you to stand up so I can see clearly. Now. Okay, I am obviously exaggerating but it never hurts to let your imagination excercise once in a while. This is the Brazilian soccer team relaxing in the pool with their cocks out before they play against Peru tonight. I’m still curious what’s that dark spot supposed to be. Any ideas?

Terra Esportes via Made in Brazil

Also, Kaka, just because.

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