Ashton Kutcher Loves Cougars

By Psiwire on May 26, 2009 in Actors

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Okay, so I have to guess that the only reasons that Ashton Kutcher made the awful movie “Personal Effects” was because he got to get in bed with Michelle Pfieffer. Next stop “Steel Magnolias 2″ where he has a threesome with Olympia Dukakis and Shirley MacLaine. Going straight to DVD is a pretty clear indication that the movie’s a mess, but Ashton’s body is in top form. Unfortunately the movie could have used about sixty more minutes of it. Instead, Ashton gets to stretch his acting muscles by wearing a chicken suit. Seriously, a chicken suit.

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DoverDavid on May 27th, 2009 at 5:21 am

He used to do something for me, not any longer.
WarpedRecord on May 27th, 2009 at 11:10 am

He never did anything for me, and never will.
Johnloche on May 27th, 2009 at 1:32 pm

his features have changed a lot… He’s not a thing for me any more….
robertg on May 27th, 2009 at 2:05 pm

sad. better he wears the chicken suit.
mike on May 27th, 2009 at 9:45 pm

he is totally hot. bet those who posted the dislike for him would not even think twice of kicking him out of bed.
knockout on May 28th, 2009 at 2:44 am

He’s looking better with the chest hair but still dosen’t quite make my list.
siddharth on May 28th, 2009 at 4:02 pm

hes super cool and hot…funny guy wid lot of sex appeal…wut elze u want guys?
Ashton Cigars on May 29th, 2009 at 9:20 am

Ashton is just a cool guy. I love that he beat up on CNN with the twitter thing. It’s a shame that wasn’t covered more by the media. I think it’s funny that one guy can beat an entire organization.
Jens Dø on June 1st, 2009 at 3:51 am

My god, he is a dream!
Secret on July 6th, 2011 at 7:00 am

I work at a movie studio who has made the movie ‘no strings attached.’ As a cameraman, i shot a few scenes from the movie, like the big sex-scene with ashton. He was fully naked in front of the camera and you saw everything. it was huge. OMG.