Ashton Kutcher Loves Cougars

Aston Kutcher Shirtless

Okay, so I have to guess that the only reasons that Ashton Kutcher made the awful movie “Personal Effects” was because he got to get in bed with Michelle Pfieffer. Next stop “Steel Magnolias 2″ where he has a threesome with Olympia Dukakis and Shirley MacLaine. Going straight to DVD is a pretty clear indication that the movie’s a mess, but Ashton’s body is in top form. Unfortunately the movie could have used about sixty more minutes of it. Instead, Ashton gets to stretch his acting muscles by wearing a chicken suit. Seriously, a chicken suit.

  • DoverDavid

    He used to do something for me, not any longer.

  • WarpedRecord

    He never did anything for me, and never will.

  • Johnloche

    his features have changed a lot… He’s not a thing for me any more….

  • robertg

    sad. better he wears the chicken suit.

  • mike

    he is totally hot. bet those who posted the dislike for him would not even think twice of kicking him out of bed.

  • knockout

    He’s looking better with the chest hair but still dosen’t quite make my list.

  • siddharth

    hes super cool and hot…funny guy wid lot of sex appeal…wut elze u want guys?

  • http://www.texcigars.com/Cigars/Ashton/ Ashton Cigars

    Ashton is just a cool guy. I love that he beat up on CNN with the twitter thing. It’s a shame that wasn’t covered more by the media. I think it’s funny that one guy can beat an entire organization.

  • http://gaydreamblog.blogspot.com Jens Dø

    My god, he is a dream!

  • Secret

    I work at a movie studio who has made the movie ‘no strings attached.’ As a cameraman, i shot a few scenes from the movie, like the big sex-scene with ashton. He was fully naked in front of the camera and you saw everything. it was huge. OMG.

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