Ashton Kutcher Loves Cougars
Okay, so I have to guess that the only reasons that Ashton Kutcher made the awful movie “Personal Effects” was because he got to get in bed with Michelle Pfieffer. Next stop “Steel Magnolias 2” where he has a threesome with Olympia Dukakis and Shirley MacLaine. Going straight to DVD is a pretty clear indication that the movie’s a mess, but Ashton’s body is in top form. Unfortunately the movie could have used about sixty more minutes of it. Instead, Ashton gets to stretch his acting muscles by wearing a chicken suit. Seriously, a chicken suit.