(Belated) Adorkable of The Month: Stephen Fishbach of Survivor Tocantins

By Square on May 5, 2009 in Others

Stephen Fishbach Shirtless

Ever since my TV boyfriend Brendan got voted off the game, we’ll have to make do with the leftovers to make “Survivor: Tocantins” watchable. I kid, I kid. Stephen definitely caught my attention since the beginning of the game as a sure adorkable, but I wasn’t totally focused on him as there are other contestants to watch out as well. Since this guy has “DILF” written all over him (dork I’d love to fondle), by the power invested in me by the goofy gods, I hereby named Stephen Fishbach of “Survivor: Tocantins” as our April’s adorkable! I know it’s already May but too many things happened last month that I had to put our holistic ritual on hold. These are from the recent episodes, I have a feeling that he’ll be gone soon. Enjoy!

Stephen Fishbach of Survivor Tocantins

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MichaelSATX on May 5th, 2009 at 7:36 am

Nah! Pass.
robertg on May 5th, 2009 at 7:54 am

Square, I think you’re a tad out on the proverbial limb here. The blue T-shirt MINUS beard–one of the rare cases where it hinders–is better. Not a bad bod, but hairiness would definitely improve. Your tastes are a bit more universal. In the spirit of world peace, of course.
WarpedRecord on May 5th, 2009 at 12:30 pm

He’s not quite adorkable in my book, but give the guy a cheeseburger and a triple espresso shake, and he’ll be on his way!
robertg on May 5th, 2009 at 8:36 pm

Just a minute here. How are “adorkables of the month” chosen? Is this some sort of “executive decision” by you-know-who?
Liam on May 8th, 2009 at 11:07 am

He may have been cute before it started, but NO ONE is cute towards the end of a season of Survivor. Heroine Chic is SO 1980s…
Square on May 10th, 2009 at 9:33 am

I think it’s time to change to adorkable of the month system to votes instead of an executive decision. Watch out for it!
robertg on May 10th, 2009 at 1:19 pm

Square: No! No! No! ’twas in jest!! Executive decision is your privilege, and let us say, your right. You are the CEO. With vested swing-your-weight power. I think you once had the democratic voting system for this choice?
yehh, who needs democracy?

I’m for either the parliamentary system or a benign despot. Either would be better than the way things were handled for the past 8 years. But, I drift.

You [usually!] have impeccable adorkable taste. I, for one, give you my proxy vote for continuing the executive decision method.
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