Dan Payne, The Real Beefcake in Mulligans

Dan Payne Shirtless

Hello everyone. How’s your day been? Mine been good so far, except can someone please call the fire brigade because my libido is on FAYAH!!! Seriously, Dan Payne looks like someone that has been created from ten of my wettest dreams ever by the guardian angel of my crotch. You can’t beat that! Look at this guy and try your best to close your mouth. I obviously failed miserably and messed up my keyboard. He’s Canadian, tall, dark, handsome, beefy, daddy-ish (well sort of but I wouldn’t call mid 30s DOMD* yet) and has a look that can make bunny rabbits faint. These are from recently released queer flick “Mulligans”, where he was underused in the skin department. Well, I guess that’s the price you have to pay for shaving your chest!

*Daddy of My Dreams. More pictures at Dan’s official website. Thanks Bannock!

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  • robertg

    SMOLDERING!!!! So’s the “groundskeeper”. Yes, we meet these people in the damnedest places. “I was golfing and just happened upon this guy tending the greens.” :P

  • WarpedRecord

    Good Lord, that man is sexy! Has he ever had a beard?

  • Andy

    What a incredible hunk!

  • http://h.onkey.org/ RSL

    He could pass for Henry Cavill’s older brother. And that’s a verrrrrrrrry good thing. Good find.

  • Rickg

    Totally ADORABLE. would love to bring him home to mom…ohhh aahhh nah

  • rickg

    to finish off my last comment : Nah just love to bring him home to me.

  • David C

    JUST BREATHTAKING. Where else can I see him?

  • sassywench

    Very nice, but I would like to see him in more natural hairy chested state! Still cute as a smoothie!

  • hank

    ok,,,this man is beyond gorgeous, and in that one pic,,,i just love how the short guys nipple is right at dan’s belly button!!!!!

  • Reese

    What a good looking man. I guess I’ll rent this movie, although, if that Charlie David guy in the photos is actually in the film, it might not be that good. Does Charlie David have any other expression besides “curiously suprised”?

  • rodthehorny

    Oh my fucking goodness!!!1

  • Joanna

    OMG, he is awesome. The only thing missing is him having some gorgeous hair on that gorgeous chest. He has a beautiful face and I would love to see him in a movie. But I am a hairy chested loving woman.

  • Srgntpepper

    OMG OMG OMG!!!!
    He’s the younger guy Mary-”Cougar”-Roslin McDonell slept with in the Battlestar Galactica Finale!!!!!!
    Thanks So Much Squareeeee!!!!!!
    You just made my week :)

  • robertg

    Dan Payne: click on “official website” in Square’s description above. MOTHERLOAD! gallery pix: mustachioed; full beard; hairy chested [b&w, with long hair, wet]; in tuxedo with equally gorgeous brother, Josh; business suit [grrrrr!]; just about everything, except nude, alas, you’d want to see. You have to go to the various galleries. Worth the trip! :)

  • robertg

    self-effacing sense of humor! A tremendously sexy attribute. Last 3 pix above. Especially one as “The Thinker” sitting on a tennis racket. Looking disappointed into his swimsuit. it is to yuk it up!!

  • mikey5058

    !W!O!W! Adorable, Sexy, Hot, Sexy, Handsome, Sexy, Beautiful, Sexy, Awesome, Sexy, Play Toy, Sexy, and Love At First Sight Sexy….

  • James

    the last three pics are from an epiosde of the Canadian tv series Alice , I Think. He played a clueless dad. I pretty much only watched the show for him.

  • Zed Zollar

    I love him, and I love his hair! Just the right amount of curl and body to give it that “run your fingers through my hair!” look.

  • irishnmoody

    Aww… his website’s crashed. I’m going to just have to hunt him down like a good Canadian girl …with a big stick and a beer

  • http://douglas-larry.blogspot.com larry

    i saw this movie last night. this man is so very hot!!!! i can’t believe what a hunk he is! where has he been hiding???? i love all the photos of him here! excellent!!!

  • robertg

    A reminder to all your slobberers out there: scroll to the top, click on Square’s
    “official website” for this hunkola. Every way you want him is there. Beard, hairy chest, the woiks!!!

  • bro

    He is so hot.
    You know what the worst thing is? Apparently he made a nude calendar (I’m assuming no frontal nudity) a few years back, but there’s no way of getting a copy anymore. :(

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  • John Williams

    Does anyone else see a resemblance to a younger James Garner?

    In any event, whoever made him shave off the chest hair for that movie should be taken out and shot.

  • Tony Smith

    Girl, I just watched that movie, and he was the only thing I could look at. I want him to take me!

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  • jack

    That bulge in his pants at the coffee table can’t put anything but a smile on my face or at least it would shape my mouth into a smile and my throat.

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