Dan Payne, The Real Beefcake in Mulligans

Dan Payne Shirtless

Hello everyone. How’s your day been? Mine been good so far, except can someone please call the fire brigade because my libido is on FAYAH!!! Seriously, Dan Payne looks like someone that has been created from ten of my wettest dreams ever by the guardian angel of my crotch. You can’t beat that! Look at this guy and try your best to close your mouth. I obviously failed miserably and messed up my keyboard. He’s Canadian, tall, dark, handsome, beefy, daddy-ish (well sort of but I wouldn’t call mid 30s DOMD* yet) and has a look that can make bunny rabbits faint. These are from recently released queer flick “Mulligans”, where he was underused in the skin department. Well, I guess that’s the price you have to pay for shaving your chest!

*Daddy of My Dreams. More pictures at Dan’s official website. Thanks Bannock!

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  1. robertg on May 4th, 2009 at 11:23 am

    SMOLDERING!!!! So’s the “groundskeeper”. Yes, we meet these people in the damnedest places. “I was golfing and just happened upon this guy tending the greens.” :P

  2. WarpedRecord on May 4th, 2009 at 2:32 pm

    Good Lord, that man is sexy! Has he ever had a beard?

  3. Andy on May 4th, 2009 at 3:33 pm

    What a incredible hunk!

  4. RSL on May 5th, 2009 at 5:29 am

    He could pass for Henry Cavill’s older brother. And that’s a verrrrrrrrry good thing. Good find.

  5. Rickg on May 5th, 2009 at 6:25 am

    Totally ADORABLE. would love to bring him home to mom…ohhh aahhh nah

  6. rickg on May 5th, 2009 at 6:27 am

    to finish off my last comment : Nah just love to bring him home to me.

  7. David C on May 5th, 2009 at 1:42 pm

    JUST BREATHTAKING. Where else can I see him?

  8. sassywench on May 5th, 2009 at 4:18 pm

    Very nice, but I would like to see him in more natural hairy chested state! Still cute as a smoothie!

  9. hank on May 5th, 2009 at 4:36 pm

    ok,,,this man is beyond gorgeous, and in that one pic,,,i just love how the short guys nipple is right at dan’s belly button!!!!!

  10. Reese on May 5th, 2009 at 7:36 pm

    What a good looking man. I guess I’ll rent this movie, although, if that Charlie David guy in the photos is actually in the film, it might not be that good. Does Charlie David have any other expression besides “curiously suprised”?

  11. rodthehorny on May 6th, 2009 at 8:21 am

    Oh my fucking goodness!!!1

  12. Joanna on May 6th, 2009 at 10:14 am

    OMG, he is awesome. The only thing missing is him having some gorgeous hair on that gorgeous chest. He has a beautiful face and I would love to see him in a movie. But I am a hairy chested loving woman.

  13. Srgntpepper on May 6th, 2009 at 5:15 pm

    OMG OMG OMG!!!!
    He’s the younger guy Mary-”Cougar”-Roslin McDonell slept with in the Battlestar Galactica Finale!!!!!!
    Thanks So Much Squareeeee!!!!!!
    You just made my week :)

  14. robertg on May 6th, 2009 at 5:43 pm

    Dan Payne: click on “official website” in Square’s description above. MOTHERLOAD! gallery pix: mustachioed; full beard; hairy chested [b&w, with long hair, wet]; in tuxedo with equally gorgeous brother, Josh; business suit [grrrrr!]; just about everything, except nude, alas, you’d want to see. You have to go to the various galleries. Worth the trip! :)

  15. robertg on May 6th, 2009 at 5:47 pm

    self-effacing sense of humor! A tremendously sexy attribute. Last 3 pix above. Especially one as “The Thinker” sitting on a tennis racket. Looking disappointed into his swimsuit. it is to yuk it up!!

  16. mikey5058 on May 7th, 2009 at 6:40 am

    !W!O!W! Adorable, Sexy, Hot, Sexy, Handsome, Sexy, Beautiful, Sexy, Awesome, Sexy, Play Toy, Sexy, and Love At First Sight Sexy….

  17. James on May 7th, 2009 at 9:27 pm

    the last three pics are from an epiosde of the Canadian tv series Alice , I Think. He played a clueless dad. I pretty much only watched the show for him.

  18. Zed Zollar on May 9th, 2009 at 4:45 am

    I love him, and I love his hair! Just the right amount of curl and body to give it that “run your fingers through my hair!” look.

  19. irishnmoody on May 9th, 2009 at 1:51 pm

    Aww… his website’s crashed. I’m going to just have to hunt him down like a good Canadian girl …with a big stick and a beer

  20. larry on May 10th, 2009 at 9:37 am

    i saw this movie last night. this man is so very hot!!!! i can’t believe what a hunk he is! where has he been hiding???? i love all the photos of him here! excellent!!!

  21. robertg on May 10th, 2009 at 1:30 pm

    A reminder to all your slobberers out there: scroll to the top, click on Square’s
    “official website” for this hunkola. Every way you want him is there. Beard, hairy chest, the woiks!!!

  22. bro on October 27th, 2009 at 2:58 pm

    He is so hot.
    You know what the worst thing is? Apparently he made a nude calendar (I’m assuming no frontal nudity) a few years back, but there’s no way of getting a copy anymore. :(

  23. 2009 (Shirtless) in Pictures - Squarehippies.com on January 8th, 2010 at 5:22 am

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  24. John Williams on March 23rd, 2010 at 9:00 am

    Does anyone else see a resemblance to a younger James Garner?

    In any event, whoever made him shave off the chest hair for that movie should be taken out and shot.

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