Help Me Out Here, Guys

By Square on May 23, 2009 in Musicians 

Kris Allen Shirtless

Can someone please confirm if this is our Adorkable of the Month / American Idol winner Kris Allen so I can sleep better at night? (I’m referring to the one with the iPhone) It’s kinda hard to tell. Yes this yummy boycake is smooth as hell, so is Kris but somehow I don’t think this is him. Attached are some references, i.e actual Kris with no shirt on plus bonus shot of peen bumping. We all have been there and done that! Okay, basically I just need a reason to post some shirtless pictures of Kris since he is basically EVERYWHERE now, but still the mystery remains…

Thanks to GHTF & Squarebart at the forum!

Kris Allen Shirtless

Kris Allen Shirtless

Kris Allen Shirtless

Kris Allen Shirtless

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  1. johnloche on May 23rd, 2009 at 4:57 am

    No Square… The guy with the iPhone is not Kris Allen…. The body is from your earlier post of “shirtless guys with iPhones”….. Kris Allen’s face is just fakely pasted on the hunk’s body….!!!!.
    It does look real and makes more attracted towards him!!!!

  2. yukoner on May 23rd, 2009 at 6:17 am

    Nope not him…

    Really glad Kris won… so talented and so hot!

  3. Randall on May 23rd, 2009 at 6:36 am

    Kris is a Divine Celestial Being, and he doesn’t need abs. He does have a nice happy trail.

    I want to be his maid.

  4. Randall on May 23rd, 2009 at 7:24 am

    Kris Allen is so hot he doesn’t need ABS. Looks like he has a nice happy trail. Maybe he’ll leave it and let it thicken, just for us. Too many celebrities think they can improve on perfection by mutilating themselves with a razor, with awful plastic surgery, or with troweled on makeup and guyliner. Jus’ sayin’.

    Thank you for the nice post. Hopefully there will be more of Kris.

  5. GHTF on May 23rd, 2009 at 8:37 am

    Yeah, that first pic is not Kris. Ill post a bunch more pics of the new American Idol on the forums soon!

  6. paul on May 23rd, 2009 at 9:28 am

    I strongly doubt the peen bumper is him either. Definitely not.

  7. Overboard on May 23rd, 2009 at 11:38 am

    lol that one is definitely him.

  8. RC on May 23rd, 2009 at 12:54 pm

    He’s got great looks & talent!

  9. Square on May 23rd, 2009 at 2:45 pm

    PWNED. Damn it.

  10. Phil on May 23rd, 2009 at 6:45 pm

    OK just what are they doing in that middle pic-comparing bulges?…

  11. Curtis on May 24th, 2009 at 7:14 am

    I would bump Kris anytime!! He is so HOT! I am glad he won, Adam was good too, but everyone knows they are not going to let a gay guy win Idol. It is just not going to happen. They knew Adam had a fan base and would do well on his own and they will probably help him out but just couldn’t have a gay american idol OMG that would taint their squeaky clean image LOL maybe some day we will have a gay guy win. Maybe we should do like England and have a show like Any dream will do, now there is some hot euro boys on that show I watch every sunday night, they don’t care if your gay or not over there.

  12. BAKLEETA on May 25th, 2009 at 12:05 am

    That phoot with the iphone is PHOTSHOPPED!
    I have the same photo and it is a different guy.
    I just need to search for it.
    I’ll send it to you as soon as I find it!

  13. BAKLEETA on May 25th, 2009 at 1:08 am

    Here is the real iphone guy photo.

    REAL IPHONE GUY NOT KRIS ALLEN

  14. nvm on May 25th, 2009 at 3:52 pm

    here’s some more of Kris .. actually .. a whole lot more

    http://www.kris-pics.net/

  15. Alexis on June 20th, 2009 at 5:17 pm

    Kris Allen doesn’t need abs. He’s really cute.

  16. Uncle Bill on August 17th, 2009 at 7:40 pm

    Hey if you wanna see a gorgeous hunk get ahold of the video Vacationland.. Brad hallowell is awesome. He spends a lot of the screen shirtless and the chest hair you would really droll in it.

  17. xxx on February 5th, 2010 at 3:00 am

    ur so hot..im gonna cum..

  18. VinVin on April 19th, 2010 at 5:21 pm

    Square! There are new topless photos of Kris Allen! :D Happiness!

    http://www.vinvinjacla.com/2010/04/kris-allentopless-phew-hotness.html

  19. Brad Hallowell on August 28th, 2010 at 3:56 am

    Just saw the shout out and wanted to say. Thanks!!  new DVD out in October and you really get to see a lot this time ;)
     
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