Italian Crotch Flamer: Alessandro Calza
Before you proceed, kindly follow this simple instruction. DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT LICK THE FRIGGIN’ SCREEN! Seriously people, I don’t want to be responsible to hundreds thousands of damaged displays. Now, why hasn’t anyone tell me that Discovery daddy Mike Rowe, Olivier Martinez and Sorin Mihalache from JanDick Modeling Agency made sweet sweet three way love at the back of The Colosseum 39 years ago? So selfish! Out come this Italian crotch flamer Alessandro Calza and I am leaning forward to lick the screen as I type this post. Let’s see, perfect amount of chest hair, brooding good looks, body that can rival Zeus himself, scruff for days… GIMME.
It seems that I’m the last person on earth who features this truly hot piece of mancake but who cares. In the libido fluffing business, it’s always better late than never! You can catch Alessandro in “Ciao” of which he wrote and starred in. Ahh, a romantic as well! Okay have to stop now otherwise I’ll spontaneously combust. Seriously.