More Jay Mohr in Gary Unmarried

By Square on May 22, 2009 in Actors

Jay Mohr Shirtless

It’s official. The new Jay Mohr is THE SEX (or the teddy, whichever way you prefer to call him). And I’m patting myself on the back for not playing with his last name like I used to! I don’t watch “Gary Unmarried” but if Jay keeps on taking his shirt off, god damn it I will! Here are some caps from this week’s episode, featuring his broad, beefy, hairy chest. You see, you don’t have to be 50 to be daddy-like — but I am pretty confident Jay will make a HOT one when he reaches that age. Can I have that with a side of Mike Rowe please?

Jay Mohr Shirtless

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28 Responses to “More Jay Mohr in Gary Unmarried”
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24gotham on May 22nd, 2009 at 5:27 am

I want to have his children.
rick gaylor on May 22nd, 2009 at 6:36 am

Jay is the kind of guy who gets better with age. He improves with each role he gets as well as matures even more with his terrific body. Jay caught my eye years ago. So, Square, keep given the great tributes to this super super guy.
Also as a side note: Your site remains on the top of my list. You hit gold when you created it. Love you and it.
JIM on May 22nd, 2009 at 6:45 am

He Certainly Balloned out……….Kind of Bearish….But somehow even Hotter!!
DoverDavid on May 22nd, 2009 at 7:19 am

Blondes with fur, not something you see all that often, but he totally turns me on, too bad his real wife is such a train wreck.
Square on May 22nd, 2009 at 8:15 am

Thanks so much for those kind words, Rick. Just exactly the motivation I need. Wait, is that cue to squeeze out more posts from me today? LOL
rodthehorny on May 22nd, 2009 at 9:24 am

i want him to rape me and molest me and i will be happy.!
JoeTimb on May 22nd, 2009 at 9:32 am

Hey Square, these are fantastic caps. Jay is, for sure, on my top 10 list of “hot yummy amazing adorable cute to the bones” men. Btw, I sooo love SH.com too! For a while now, and you know it. Sorry if I’m not helping much these days, it’s been crazy times. But, hey, we love all this, don’t ever stop.

J
Vaughan on May 22nd, 2009 at 9:40 am

What a hot chunky man…
Terry on May 22nd, 2009 at 11:03 am

WOOF! I want to be his sex slave!
johnloche on May 22nd, 2009 at 11:38 am

wow!!! He’s really cum a long way from being thin…. He looks much better and hotter now that he resembles a panda…. He’s definately on my “to do” list!!!!!…. I’d let him hump me… Oh yeah….!!!
WarpedRecord on May 22nd, 2009 at 12:07 pm

I can’t tell if Jay is chubby or muscular, or some combination of the two. But I will say he’s hotter than ever.
Brendan on May 22nd, 2009 at 5:14 pm

I *would* chase that…
Todd R on May 22nd, 2009 at 6:18 pm

I have always had a crush on Jay for about 10 years and I still think he is hot, despite putting on some weight (I have too).
wmassguy on May 22nd, 2009 at 6:43 pm

What I wouldn’t give to lock my ankles around his neck and let him have it me! Damn!
dmadisontn on May 22nd, 2009 at 8:54 pm

I liked Jay Mohr when he was thinner. He looks like he’s about to explode now. His head is too small for that bloated body.
Glen on May 22nd, 2009 at 9:56 pm

For a blonde is a HOTTIE!!

I think he carries the extra weight well.
Glen on May 22nd, 2009 at 9:57 pm

That should of read “he “is a HOTTIE!!
deejum on May 22nd, 2009 at 10:58 pm

OMG…are you all nuts?!? What the hell happened to Jay? He used to be a hot sleek(ish) sexy funny boy. Now…his head is way too small for that bloated body he has acquired, and he looks scared in most of those pix (maybe he saw himself in the mirror.)
OH NO…this is not the sexy Jay I fell for not that long ago…this is a sad, let-himself-go “and then tried to fix it at the gym” kinda guy.
Ouch…ow…help…I’m so sad.
Kimberly on May 23rd, 2009 at 6:44 am

I’m with deejum. I think Jay looks awful. If he had bulked AND toned, that would be fine. His frame – and head – look wrong with this sort of beef on it.

He looks like a joke from Hans and Frantz from Saturday Night Live.
loudrockmusic on May 24th, 2009 at 3:04 am

Squarehippies is #1.
robertg on May 24th, 2009 at 8:35 pm

I agree with loudrockmusic. I also agree with dmadisontn, deejum and kimberly. There’s just something freakish about this look. A pea on a pumpkin. Sorry, that’s the best I could do with an analogy. I’m a huge Jay Mohr hearter. Back in the SNL days, the waiter with lederhosen, bare chest and wicked smile. But this. Oh dear.
Retro Stan on May 28th, 2009 at 3:49 pm

Love this look … reminds me of my first beau; beefy, something to hold onto … sigh, I think Jay looks great!
Reese on June 8th, 2009 at 7:25 pm

While he may look like a pea on a pumpkin, I really like pumpkin pie. Nothing could be more delectable for dessert than a hairy, beefy, blonde, with a sense of humor. I want my slice heated with whipped cream.
jessi on June 12th, 2009 at 11:26 pm

*note to Jay* when you take steroids, your supposed to work out! A couple years ago he was as anorexic as me and now he gained what looks like over 50 pounds and whats bordering on bitch tits.
Steve on June 24th, 2009 at 5:20 pm

Wow! I’ve never seen him shirtless before – - Absolute perfection! I’d like to get lost in the mountains with him for about a month – - Grrrr
steve on December 23rd, 2010 at 9:07 pm

he really looks fat and disgusting now. he used to be ripped and hot. NOT ANYMORE!
mark b on December 23rd, 2010 at 9:57 pm

a perfect chunky guy
Oh yes…
Michael J on July 11th, 2011 at 6:51 pm

My answer to the “perfect” man.. Just the right amount of meat, definition and hair..