Just Ignore The Hair
Well, this has OVERRATED written all over it, but since my crotch, my mind and my body are exhausted today, enjoy this fresh Armani underwear ad from David Beckham which was revealed today at Selfridges in London. It’s the least I can do to keep the drools running on this website. I’m really not a fan of the hair, I know it was supposed to look slick and stuff but it looks like someone pasted a toupee dipped in baby oil over his forehead. That said, rest assured that NOBODY cares to look at his goddamn hair. You see, this is exactly why this thing called the internet exists — since there are no underground trains today, why bother throwing yourself in the sea of madness just to get a glimpse of his goodies in large print?
Also, here are a few of previous exploits. Click here for more monochromatic manty creamers.