Just Ignore The Hair

By Square on June 11, 2009 in Athletes, Random Hotness

David Beckham Shirtless

Well, this has OVERRATED written all over it, but since my crotch, my mind and my body are exhausted today, enjoy this fresh Armani underwear ad from David Beckham which was revealed today at Selfridges in London. It’s the least I can do to keep the drools running on this website. I’m really not a fan of the hair, I know it was supposed to look slick and stuff but it looks like someone pasted a toupee dipped in baby oil over his forehead. That said, rest assured that NOBODY cares to look at his goddamn hair. You see, this is exactly why this thing called the internet exists — since there are no underground trains today, why bother throwing yourself in the sea of madness just to get a glimpse of his goodies in large print?

David Beckham Shirtless

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David Beckham Shirtless

Tags: british soccer undies

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white panda on June 11th, 2009 at 3:04 pm

He is definitely NOT my type. He is far too much of a scrawny pretty-boy in my books, which I do not find attractive at all.
Julius Seizure on June 11th, 2009 at 3:14 pm

The hair makes him look like a “Thanks, we’ll call you” at a regional “Chicago” audition.

I was sure at least one of the pics would have had jazz-hands!
RobotLovesMonkey on June 11th, 2009 at 3:51 pm

Might I say Mr Victoria Beckham should KEEP that darker hair…. it looks a whole lot better than his usual “I’m a natural blonde .. and u can’t check the carpet cause there is nothing there” look…
and @Julius Seizure i LOL’d at the jazz-hands
mike on June 11th, 2009 at 6:00 pm

he is hot..
don’t worry white panda..i don’t think your his type too
white panda on June 11th, 2009 at 6:07 pm

I would hope not; I can almost smell the chavness.
(Also, the correct grammar for your sentence would be “I don’t think you’re his type either.)
mike on June 11th, 2009 at 6:22 pm

whatever white panda..you can only drool for hot guys like him..i bet you can never have hot guys like him unless you pay for it
white panda on June 11th, 2009 at 8:00 pm

I think I’ll take the high road and get back on topic.
Once again, I pass on Mr. Beckham.
DoverDavid on June 12th, 2009 at 6:08 am

There are so many other man way sexier then this guy.
WannaBuyADuck on June 12th, 2009 at 7:35 am

He looks so…… queer!
Randall on June 12th, 2009 at 8:29 am

I love Beckham, but I hate tattoos. But that stomach — even trimmed — is wonderful.
tesio on June 12th, 2009 at 9:40 am

white panda, English is still only an unofficial language of this world, remember that
Jack on June 12th, 2009 at 5:23 pm

I actually like the hair.
Milton on June 12th, 2009 at 9:55 pm

Well, I’D love to slide up & down on him, all day.
Andrew on June 13th, 2009 at 9:28 am

He’s my type, but this hairstyle and hyperserious facial expression thing is a turnoff…
bb123 on June 13th, 2009 at 8:40 pm

not always a big david beckham fan, but when he’s posing in tight boxer briefs, i can’t say no
chris on June 17th, 2009 at 2:17 pm

i think his hair is hotttt, i want his crutch
kadnn on April 22nd, 2010 at 7:34 am

i hate his tatoos too, but, i think david backham is the sexiest man ever!!
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Jorge Amado Tellez Gonzalez on April 1st, 2011 at 6:23 pm

Me gusta mucho David beckham,es mi jugador de futbol favorito,pero lo prefiero como modelo mucho masssss!!!!
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