My Latest Porno
Hello there! Today I’m going to share a few screen captures from my latest porno. Yes, I share everything (except mah husbands OF COURSE)! It’s basically mah first husband (okay, main squeeze but I don’t know it just sounds much better) prancing around E3 and making everybody cum adorable jokes as a segment on “Late Night with Jimmy Fallon” (who watch that?). Mah husband needs his own talk show, showing his hairy chest twenty four seven three six five! With that kind of scruff on his face, I think I’m going to have anther major heart attack. Okay, gather… Anyway in one part Jason Sudeikis aka mah husband aka mah main squeeze mysteriously disappear and reappear with his pants undone. If you’re a long time reader then you’ll probably figured that out. Yes, I was in that room (the lady went out as soon as she sent Jason in, of course). No kidding. Watch the clip after the jump — you can always look but you can never touch!
Thanks a gazillion to GB13!
Watch mah husband here if the video above doesn’t agree with you.
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Just when I thought Jason could not get any hotter, Square goes and proves me wrong. I have a game of my own I’d like to play with him, and it involves my nose and my tongue.
He’s currently working on a movie called “A Good Old Fashioned Orgy.” I don’t know what his role is, but there’s hope for a bit of nudity.
I don’t think he’s ever had a nude scene. (I’m sure I would have heard about it here!)
Oh my, Jason really does look good here. He’s so funny and cute, flirting with Eliza Dushku and those anonymous convention babes, plus he is reputed to be an extremely nice guy IRL.
Please sit down. I am about to make you very jealous. I was actually at E3 last week and saw yer husband walking around the Los Angeles Convention Center. He wasn’t as tall as I thought he would be but — wait for it — I witnessed something I’d never really been able to truly appreciate in two dimensions before: Jason’s delicious bubble butt that slightly bounced as he strolled down the aisle. Game over. You would have flat lined right there.
Tooth Fairy, damn you to hedes! He is still mah husband and next time, use your camera phone!
Square, I totally love your latest porno. Its effin hot.
speaking of games and sudeikiss did you/anyone see the wii sketch of snl? sweet mother of dog! i can’t believe i actually got to see his O face. it is now a permanent part of all my sudeikiss-related fantasies.