7 More Gems from Guys With iPhones

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Looking at famous people everyday can be pretty tiring, so it’s time rest our eyeballs by drooling at some not so famous people instead. It has been a while since we last caught up with this year’s internet gift that is Guys With iPhones, so let’s take a look at a few of my personal picks from the narcissism treasure chest, shall we?

1. Cutie McHairy

This is my first pick and you know it! My crotch will so thank me for introducing him, it’s even going to buy me dinner AND take me to see Billy Elliott!

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2. Michael Stipe

There’s no doubt that Michael is a hairy bugger and this just proves it. His boyfriend and um, other friend posted the same iPhone pictures from the same bathroom around the same time as him. I’m sure it was just a co-incidence. Now what’s the number to the service and how much?

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3. Teddy Cuddles

Will you look at that face? I’m pretty sure he’s already available at most major retailers as “Teddy Cuddles”. Pants sold separately, of course. But who buys that. We just need a “pubic hair expansion pack” because Teddy seems to go overboard with the razor down there.

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4. Licky Smooth

Smooth has always been my alternate choice, but if this guy comes along I am willing to switch sides. Yes, he’s that good. Besides, it’s so much easier to give a tongue bath to a hairless body than a hairy one! Sad but true.

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5. Smiley Fuzz

A worthy tip for Smiley, next time go back a few steps, strike the same pose and then proceed to take a picture. That chest… It does so many things to me. So are those pink nipples. Speaking of which, did they just have a huge fight with each other?

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6. Superdad

This fine piece of mature manbeef has posted quite a few shots featuring his, um, equipment. This is why GWiP needs to include numbers with every picture posted next time. It’s only natural.

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7. Jesus

You know, if you get a haircut and lose the robe, I might invite you to my bedroom. (I’m such a slut I know)

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Update: One more yum yum added. I have no idea how could I’ve missed this one. Time to get me eyes checked! Thanks Jamie!

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  • Curtis

    The asian looking smoothy guy is HOT!! damn I would lick that smooth chest and nibble on those nipples all night!! he is a cutie.

  • J

    funny to see #4 on here since he’s a friend of mine. i’m sending him this link RIGHT NOW! hah


    J, If #4 is truely your friend you should give me his phone number!! I want Licky his Body too!!

    #7 only if ” Have I Sinned ” is playing in the background. But it would also give knew meaning to screaming out ” LORD!! JESUS!!” while your having an orgasm!! ” THANK YA! JESUS!!” Can I get an “AMEN!”?

    #5 has to wait until I,m done with #4. But YES!! He’s Bodily Hot!!

  • Jamie

    Square. I’m kinda mad at you. How on earth could you forget this guy?


    Easily one of the cutest things ever.

  • Jamie

    Wait. Why is my icon Jim and not Keith? Weird.

  • Todd R

    #3 actually trims, you can tell from his other pics on the site. He’s very cute though. I’ll put my vote in for #1 since there are no other takers.

  • szoszo

    id like a superdad with a michael stipe sidedish… *whines*

  • undapantsman

    i LOOOVE #3. If he were in my area, and if he were available… he wouldn’t be for long if i were to get to him. =D

  • Bless you, buddy.

  • xapji

    Is it really michael stripe? Wooohoo! What a body daddy has! Is it true he’s bi? Nyahahaha my imagination started going into overdrive!

  • REX
  • nvm

    I’d say it’s a tie between 5 (smiley fuzz) and 6 (superdad) ..

  • boydspence

    the whole iPhone theme makes me want to take a picture of myself. not that you’ll like what you’ll see but you’ll get to see my iPhone :p

  • I agree with boydspence. I have this neato green case I would love to show off.

  • knower

    I know the guy in the first one! πŸ™‚

  • I AM the guy in the first one! *subscribes to the blog*

    • You are truly adorable. A.D.O.R.A.B.L.E. The videos are funny as well, and I’m not saying that because you’re cute. Okay I lied. Please post more shirtless pictures k thx. πŸ˜€

  • Sure, where should I post them? πŸ˜›

  • sam

    who is the 3rd one???

    he is so handsome

  • Tom

    Could you please find more photos of the very last one that was an update? He is so majorly cute and I prefer cuties than beefy people..

  • RavEn Squire

    LUVSSS me #4(licky Smooth) would love to see more of him…Please and Thanks you

  • Justin


    That wasn’t “Teddy’s” first. He posted a pair of nice before and after shots

  • Justin

    Oops. Screwed up the formatting on the previous one.

    The url for “Teddy’s” earlier “shot”: http://guyswithiphones.com/2009/07/11/

  • Justin

    Oops; screwed up the formatting on that one. Teddy’s earlier “shot” is here: http://guyswithiphones.com/2009/07/11/

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  • I wish number 5 will be my boyfriend πŸ˜›

  • furlover

    umm…so superdad posts pictures of his equipment??? WHERE???

  • asdf

    A little late, but #1 isn’t holding an iPhone

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