Firefighters Are Smooth For a Reason
The FIRE of course! Duh. One time in high school one of my idiot dorm mates (they’re all idiots) experimented with one of those aerosol / lighter combo and accidentally sprayed himself in the face! I still pray for his eyebrows to grow back til today. Fire and hair don’t play well with each other! These eyecandies are from the 2010 NYC Firefighter Hunks Calendar, which screamed BEEFCAKE at me but somehow they don’t excite my crotch as much. Don’t get me wrong, I’d go absolutelyfuckingnuts over men in uniforms (the real ones) but somehow the choice is a little limited here. Okay fine, I’ll take Mr. June and Mr. October to go please — although I have a feeling June has been playing with the razor quite a bit. Oh who cares, they are REAL firefighters for goodness sake!
Here is a clip from NY Daily News taken during the launch party.