How Does This Make You Feel?

By Square on July 6, 2009 in Random Hotness

Chris Pratt Shirtless

Whoa. Look at the size of that… Umm… Those nipples! Well, I guess the bigger your belly, the smaller they get. It’s one of the wonders of the human anatomy. That said, I’m still a full supporter of team chunk and these pictures of Chris Pratt kinda do things to me. If you prefer a slimmer Chris, some history lessons included after the jump.

Splash via What Would Tyler Durden Do?

Chris Pratt Shirtless

Personally, I think he looks equally delish before and after. What do you think?

Chris Pratt

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14 Responses to “How Does This Make You Feel?”
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parker210 on July 6th, 2009 at 9:31 pm

I love Chris Pratt with his new chunky body. His belly looks really sexy, and he really wears the weight well. My has he packed on the lbs. since the days of Everwood. He looked great then but to me he looks even better now…
Ryan on July 7th, 2009 at 12:50 am

At least he’s representing “Fat America” with those shorts. WAY TO GO!!! For the n00bs… I’m being sarcastic.
loudrockmusic on July 7th, 2009 at 12:58 am

He gets a lot of support from America.
I’ll be happy to support him as well.
DoverDavid on July 7th, 2009 at 7:49 am

Perhaps the size of the bathing suit impacts the size of his nipples?
STUDHUNTER on July 7th, 2009 at 8:22 am

Sorry guys, But that’s a Pity. The zit on his left side is bigger than his nipples!!
GB13 on July 7th, 2009 at 11:50 am

I think he was at his very best in Parks & Recreation.
Edonis on July 7th, 2009 at 2:34 pm

Not very attractive I would say … just not compare the Chris nipples with the Chad Michael Murray, is a cowardice …
Reese on July 7th, 2009 at 5:26 pm

This makes me feel relatively healthy, well-proportioned and about the right weight. I have no idea who this guy is, but he’s more than just a chunk.
Vaughan on July 7th, 2009 at 8:55 pm

Uhm, yeah… me likey.
Milton on July 7th, 2009 at 9:53 pm

Sorry,but I prefer the younger, slimmer Chris. He’s still sexy, even with the weight, but he should really lose a lb., or 2 if only for reasons of health.He stil has sexy legs. I’m a sucker for big thighs on the right guy; yet another argument for a pantless Squarehippies website.
WarpedRecord on July 8th, 2009 at 12:23 am

I don’t mind a little chunk with my beef, but the fact that I don’t care much for his face is a dealbreaker. Plus, those shorts have to go. Now!
rodthehorny on July 8th, 2009 at 8:02 am

okay, i’ve got to say that he got bigger tummy than i do.
chunkygut26 on July 9th, 2009 at 12:46 pm

Duh. You all know what Im going to say… SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you for sharing!
omg on November 19th, 2009 at 9:42 pm

chris pratt looks hot!

i saw the latest episode of parks and recreation (hunting trip)
and in the beginning, he gives piggyback rides to aziz ansari (tom) and amy poehler (leslie)

MAAAN, i’d love to meet a guy like him!!!!
he just looks perfect with that body!