How Does This Make You Feel?

Chris Pratt Shirtless

Whoa. Look at the size of that… Umm… Those nipples! Well, I guess the bigger your belly, the smaller they get. It’s one of the wonders of the human anatomy. That said, I’m still a full supporter of team chunk and these pictures of Chris Pratt kinda do things to me. If you prefer a slimmer Chris, some history lessons included after the jump.

Splash via What Would Tyler Durden Do?

Chris Pratt Shirtless

Chris Pratt Shirtless

Chris Pratt Shirtless

Chris Pratt Shirtless

Chris Pratt Shirtless

Personally, I think he looks equally delish before and after. What do you think?

Chris Pratt

Chris Pratt

Chris Pratt

Chris Pratt

  • parker210

    I love Chris Pratt with his new chunky body. His belly looks really sexy, and he really wears the weight well. My has he packed on the lbs. since the days of Everwood. He looked great then but to me he looks even better now…

  • Ryan

    At least he’s representing “Fat America” with those shorts. WAY TO GO!!! For the n00bs… I’m being sarcastic.

  • He gets a lot of support from America.
    I’ll be happy to support him as well.

  • DoverDavid

    Perhaps the size of the bathing suit impacts the size of his nipples?


    Sorry guys, But that’s a Pity. The zit on his left side is bigger than his nipples!!

  • GB13

    I think he was at his very best in Parks & Recreation.

  • Edonis

    Not very attractive I would say … just not compare the Chris nipples with the Chad Michael Murray, is a cowardice …

  • Reese

    This makes me feel relatively healthy, well-proportioned and about the right weight. I have no idea who this guy is, but he’s more than just a chunk.

  • Vaughan

    Uhm, yeah… me likey.

  • Milton

    Sorry,but I prefer the younger, slimmer Chris. He’s still sexy, even with the weight, but he should really lose a lb., or 2 if only for reasons of health.He stil has sexy legs. I’m a sucker for big thighs on the right guy; yet another argument for a pantless Squarehippies website.

  • WarpedRecord

    I don’t mind a little chunk with my beef, but the fact that I don’t care much for his face is a dealbreaker. Plus, those shorts have to go. Now!

  • rodthehorny

    okay, i’ve got to say that he got bigger tummy than i do. 🙂

  • chunkygut26

    Duh. You all know what Im going to say… SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you for sharing!

  • omg

    chris pratt looks hot!

    i saw the latest episode of parks and recreation (hunting trip)
    and in the beginning, he gives piggyback rides to aziz ansari (tom) and amy poehler (leslie)

    MAAAN, i’d love to meet a guy like him!!!!
    he just looks perfect with that body!

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