I’m Just Not Into This Film, But I’m Into Bradley Cooper

By Square on July 6, 2009 in Actors

Bradley Cooper Shirtless

And Ben Affleck. And Kevin Connolly. And Justin Long. Okay, I’m basically a slut — but that’s besides the point! In a nutshell, “He’s Just Not That Into You” is a big friggin’ tease. You have all these hot men lining up but in the end we only had Bradley and a teeny tiny peek at Kevin Connolly’s skin. Hairy chests should roam free, not tucked underneath some lame shirts. For shame! Also, I felt like watching the first two seasons of “Sex And The City” and that’s not really a good thing. These shirtless caps of Bradley Cooper featuring his ‘golden unshaved* chest’ (not only his chest, overall he looked like a gold statue in this movie as well… boy, go easy on the bronzer) are requested by collegebobby5 at the forum. In conclusion, Scarlet Johansson is a lucky bitch.

*Might not be true

Bradley Cooper Shirtless

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squarebart on July 6th, 2009 at 8:26 pm

I haven’t seen HJNTIY (now I’m considering it), but I did see The Hangover — which is funny — and sweet in the end. The glimpse of beautiful Bradley’s unshirted above-the-waist hunkiness is brief but worthwhile!

Hey, what’s that rainbow thingie in the photos above!?

ps. ‘cuz o’ you guys I watched Wet Hot American Summer to see Bradley get f**ked in the butt. A sweet delicious scene. Also well worth your time! Silly but fun!
Todd R on July 6th, 2009 at 8:57 pm

I swear, there is not a more beautiful man out there right now.
DoverDavid on July 7th, 2009 at 5:11 am

I tell ya, my list of hairy chested men that I want to do just keeps getting longer and longer and longer and…..
Frank on July 7th, 2009 at 6:32 am

Oh yeah! Scarlett gets to hang out in bed all day with a shirtless Bradley, then go home to Ryan Reynolds? Some girls have all the luck.
emoboi on July 7th, 2009 at 4:32 pm

i thought it was hot when he was mauling scarlett’s breasts with his big hands in that office scene…
WarpedRecord on July 8th, 2009 at 12:21 am

I was totally into that film. Oddly enough, it was Kevin, not Bradley, I was into most. He didn’t show his chest must, but I could tell his arms were hairy, and I drew my own conclusions.
Petey on July 8th, 2009 at 4:38 pm

It never got better than Alias season 1 episode 1 – at the running track. Fuzzy, scruffy beard, curly hair, furry chest, awesome treasure trail. I like Bradley Cooper but I love Will Tippin!!!!!!!
Trinity on July 10th, 2009 at 7:50 pm

I never thought I’d say this, but, holy hell!!! he’s HOT! *Drool*
Pete on July 11th, 2009 at 7:30 am

Bradley Cooper is so, so, so hot!! Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Pete on July 11th, 2009 at 7:31 am

I’m back……did I mention how hot Bradley Cooper is? DELICIOUS! Yummy! Makes me wet.
Nyles on July 6th, 2010 at 2:51 pm

I taped this very brief scene from the film on a movie station I saw it on.

Delightful sexy hot BC in his shorts

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