Kris Allen’s Hairy Twin Found!

By Square on July 5, 2009 in Musicians

Toby Madigan Shirtless

Okay not really, but you gotta admit he looks a bit like him. Kris will definitely be full of envy when he sees this, he might get a toupee and glued it all over his smooth chest. Anyways, this is Toby Madigan; he is a musician, dark, hairy, cute and here is his official website. It has like 970 visitors so far but I’m pretty sure we can make him feel better by jacking up the numbers to like, 975. That way Toby will thank me by showing up on my front door with his furry carpet! Sometimes it saddens me to think that all one have to do is show off his hairy chest to get my attention. Oh well. Watch two of his music videos after the jump, featuring one with him having an intercourse with a 50 year old man (which looks like one of my typical wet dreams). Wait, who said that?!?

Thanks wbjtm!

Toby Madigan Shirtless

“Somebody”

“Chatroom Romance”

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16 Responses to “Kris Allen’s Hairy Twin Found!”
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Glen on July 6th, 2009 at 12:00 am

Much HOTTER than Kris!
Vic on July 6th, 2009 at 4:26 am

I absolutely love your site in terms of the guys you find. Totally my type. There is not probably a single guy you put up that I don’t do like…WOW.

Complaint: I have a computer with a 1680 x 1050 resolution. I love using pictures as wallpaper. The pics on your site are just too small and there are no links to larger versions. Maybe it’s a storage/bandwidth problem and if so, I get it. But within the constraints you operate in, if it would be possible to provide larger pictures is some form, it would be greatly appreciated.

The guys you find are almost always worth looking at larger! Yes….size!!!
eagander on July 6th, 2009 at 6:22 am

I think he looks more like Christian Bale than Kris. Now if he’d just stop trimming he would be oh so hot!
Autechre on July 6th, 2009 at 6:51 am

Hal Sparks’ twin is more like it.
danieljparsons on July 6th, 2009 at 11:48 am

What bizarre music videos. I know they’re supposed to be tongue-in-cheek or whatever, but I did cringe a couple of times on the Chatroom Romance why. Still, definite hotty! Good to see his site count’s shot up a bit too!
darren on July 6th, 2009 at 12:06 pm

Great tracks and locks, and looks…with a great sense of humor. Good tunes.
sassywench on July 6th, 2009 at 6:17 pm

Nice, nice, nice!!!!
wbjtm on July 6th, 2009 at 6:42 pm

Oh wow! A shout out! Awesome! You’re totally welcome! I caught his “Somebody” video on NewNowNext on Logo and knew I had to share it! I hadn’t seen the “Chatroom” video before. Hilarious!
Touche on July 10th, 2009 at 10:38 pm

The money I would give to get him to start shaving for a while to get that hair thicker is unbelievable. 15/10 stars
Square on July 10th, 2009 at 11:24 pm

Touche, you mean “stop” shaving? LOL
Jamie on July 11th, 2009 at 5:20 pm

Not sure who he looks like, but he sure is cute. I love his eyes, in addition to the hairiness.
possum on July 12th, 2009 at 11:54 pm

Hey, Kris Allen has a larger body (and larger chest of course). He is WAY much sexier than this guy.
steve slack on July 16th, 2009 at 12:02 am

hot
palmera on July 28th, 2009 at 2:27 am

Kris may have no chest hair… but he’s way cuter, and his body is way hotter… bigger chest, bigger arms…
rpcb on August 10th, 2009 at 4:31 pm

He is OK looking, really nothing to get excited over. He is just an average looking guy.
KP on February 10th, 2010 at 1:38 am

I met this guy in the D.C. airport after the National Equality March. He’s a really nice person.