The Star of My Wet Dreams Tonight in Hung

By Square on July 13, 2009 in Actors

Thomas Jane Shirtless

Prepare your drool buckets, people! It’s time for some furry hotness — suburban daddy style! Thomas Jane has always been a regular entry in my crotch chart, but ever since the premiere of HBO’s “Hung” with his character’s charisma, he has finally made it to the top. Yes, the very TOP! This also means that he will be taking the lead role in a little movie called “Square’s Wet Dreams” for many nights to follow. All that said, as an avid fur fan, I can’t help but to notice his nicely patterned body hair. A little too nice, in fact. Although I am totally not complaining but as I have none of it, is it possible to naturally have your body hair like that? That is the question of the day.

These shirtless caps of Thomas Jane are from the second episode and I have a feeling this will be a weekly thing at this website. Enjoy!

Thomas Jane in Hung

Thomas Jane Shirtless in Hung

Also, since I am in a very good mood this morning, here are some detailed crops for discussion.

Thomas Jane Shirtless in Hung

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19 Responses to “The Star of My Wet Dreams Tonight in Hung”
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white panda on July 13th, 2009 at 8:09 am

What a great morning!
Thanks Square!
Eve on July 13th, 2009 at 10:13 am

Oh, thanks for these pictures! I love Thomas Jane and I really want him to get better roles (in movies) once people realize he’s got everything required for a star: nice and manly good looks, great body, talent and charisma.
Eve on July 13th, 2009 at 10:15 am

My favorite picture (besides that torso one, obviously) is that where we can see his deliciously full lips.
WarpedRecord on July 13th, 2009 at 10:42 am

If only those were my legs straddled on his shoulders. I’d never paint my toenails, tough (unless Tom asked me to).
Eve on July 13th, 2009 at 10:53 am

I don’t get it. I’ve registered, I clicked on the confirmation link, I logged in yet I’m having to write my e-mail again — as if I was an anonymous user. It opens the window as if I wasn’t logged in anyway!…
Jay Woolsrake on July 13th, 2009 at 12:10 pm

Dear SH!
I was watching HUNG last night and in the middle of these very sexy sex scenes, where I should have been lost in an immediate fantasy or two about the kind of big beefy hairy actor I would usually imagine alone with me and all over me alone, it actually went through my head instead, “I’m going to have to check the Square Hippies web site tomorrow to see if these screen captures are there!” That either says something about your branding or my libido. Either way, you’re awesome!
Thanks!
JW
sassywench on July 13th, 2009 at 4:41 pm

Perfection….that’s all I can say….just perfect
loudrockmusic on July 13th, 2009 at 5:24 pm

I can see evidence of some manscaping on there. Also, there’s plenty more chest coverage in many other pictures of our man here.
xapji on July 13th, 2009 at 8:12 pm

I knew this series would be TOPS! I hope the series would go further and go the way HBO’s OZ did. I want full frontals!
Todd R on July 13th, 2009 at 9:15 pm

DILF
Stefano on July 14th, 2009 at 12:18 am

Strange idea to simulate a six pack shaving the hair in such way…. I would prefer him without six pack…. He is so fascinating!!!
xapji on July 14th, 2009 at 5:06 am

he does manscrape, or trim! BAd tj! Compare his pics here and at the forum post, he.s just a bit harier there
Joanna on July 14th, 2009 at 9:39 am

This awesome stud of a man was absolutely gorgeous in “The Punisher”.
How he could not have liked himself in that movie is beyond me. He is awesome with dark hair and that gorgeous body is still as magnificent as it was in TP. This man is one of the men of my dreams. God would I like that to be me running my hands over that awesome furry chest!! Siiiigh!
JoeTimb on July 15th, 2009 at 8:34 am

Just realized he’s the man I want in my life. For now.
Completely making me feel great down here. Seriously, I could grab a spoon and eat him up right now. This is one of the hottest hairy chests I’ve seen. I could, like, marry his hairy chest today.

[j]
LaNae on July 20th, 2009 at 7:04 pm

omg Thomas Jane. I seem to remember him being hairier in The Punisher. Oh, but he is so delicious. So so so glad to have found your site!
chucknyc on August 2nd, 2009 at 11:19 am

Fantastic shots! Thanks. He is one hottie I’d like to see anytime.
Joanna on August 3rd, 2009 at 7:08 pm

Just had to pop in and say, Thomas Jane is one of those lucky men that get better and better as they age. I especially love how he has filled out so awesomely well. I wish you would get some pics of him on from “The Punisher” !! He was awesome in that movie and I loved his hair dark. I cannot understand why he didn’t like that movie and why he didn’t make the new one. He blew me away with his awesome good looks and his total masqulinity!! OMG!!!
Everton on November 19th, 2009 at 8:14 am

Thomas Jane is suck a incredible hot man….. nice pics… I’m just becoming crazy about him…
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