This Worries Me…

Matthew Fox Shirtless

I really feel that I should send some carnations and a “Get Well Soon” card to Matthew Fox’s chest hair, because it looks like they’re not going to recover anytime soon. We have waited for too long. I mean, we can still see some sign of sprouting but as soon as they emerged, Matthew has decided to mercilessly cut them off. That’s it. I’m not going to send them a friggin’ card, we are sending the whole SWAT team of the COMMON SENSE division to protect them from his razor wrath! Also, he smokes — which isn’t particularly attractive in my book.

Matthew Fox Shirtless

Matthew Fox Shirtless

Matthew Fox Shirtless

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