A Break from Famous People

By Square on August 21, 2009 in Others

Simon Colton of Economy Gastronomy

Yes you read that right! No celebrities in this post for a change, just a regular, everyday dad of three. SO. I know it’s all kinds of wrong and strange to salivate over someone’s father, but I tend to do that a lot. A lot. You see, this is why the internet and this website exist in the first place — to share my peculiar taste in men! Simon Colton appeared in BBC Two’s “Economy Gastronomy”, and you can already tell it’s not the food I’m drooling over. Simon is like the British Sudeikis (my ultimate) with a little bit of chunk, salt and pepper hair and a whole lotta daddy hotness. Because it is my website and I can do whatever I want with it, haters kindly move yourselves to the left!

Economy Gastronomy at BBC Two

Simon Colton in Economy Gastronomy

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22 Responses to “A Break from Famous People”
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Petewick on August 21st, 2009 at 6:42 pm

Oh, my gosh… I love older daddy types with some chunk. Yum!! So, so hot.
white panda on August 21st, 2009 at 7:13 pm

Now THAT’S more like it! Now he just needs to get nekkid!
undapantsman on August 22nd, 2009 at 2:43 am

<3 his smile! definitely a bloke that i wouldn’t mind watching read a cookbook… =D
Spike on August 22nd, 2009 at 6:26 am

He’s definitely cutie. Though he can leave his shirt on and I’d be just fine. lol
David1969 on August 22nd, 2009 at 8:21 am

YUMMY…..personally I would rather see more of these types of guys….shirtless, hairy and naked of course then the built up, fake baked ones that Hollywood seems to be churning out….men like Simon….and YES he looks to be ALL MAN….are the ones I get really hard over….so I vote for MORE SIMON type guys…..THANKS Square for sharring this very HOT HOT MAN with us……D
MichaelMario on August 22nd, 2009 at 9:40 am

*drool*
What about the hot scruffy lad he’s sitting with at table? Maybe a “menage” would be in order…? Those 2 are definitely quite edible!!!
thatniceguy on August 22nd, 2009 at 10:09 am

Great find. He is HOT. Definitely love to rub his belly…among other things.
David on August 22nd, 2009 at 10:31 am

He is more like it! Much better than most of the buff buttheads we see so many of.
Mature, handsome and HOT. I’d love to cuddle with him.
DesertViking on August 22nd, 2009 at 1:17 pm

I don’t know why you had to make excuses…he’s hot. Too bad no shower scene!!
WarpedRecord on August 22nd, 2009 at 1:21 pm

George man, aging gracefully. I wonder how old he is? Possibly early to mid-40s? Now this is what real men look like.

Square: Please include more real people on this site!
P51Mustang on August 22nd, 2009 at 4:45 pm

I couldn’t agree with you more- he’s darling, doable, and most importantly, gettable!
Todd R on August 22nd, 2009 at 7:04 pm

I approve!
Square on August 22nd, 2009 at 8:21 pm

Huzzah! I am SO pleased that you guys dig him as well!
loudrockmusic on August 24th, 2009 at 2:17 am

Adora Borealis!
Adorable!
Cuteness personified and a lovely bloke I’m sure. EEE!
thebigham on August 26th, 2009 at 7:44 am

Hot, hot, hot.
brian on September 2nd, 2009 at 1:50 am

totally HHHOT!!!
Where Were These Guys When I Was in College? - Squarehippies.com on September 5th, 2009 at 4:45 am

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bubblegumpunk on September 16th, 2009 at 12:55 pm

Not usually my type, but man he’s cute.
Arthur on September 22nd, 2009 at 9:51 pm

He is a cute! And the accent…..
LouLou on October 4th, 2009 at 7:32 pm

hubba-hubba…phewwwwww! gotta cool me down a minute…
Mikey M on October 11th, 2009 at 10:49 am

It’s a FILF.
Jack on November 12th, 2010 at 8:26 am

This is a very sexy daddy… please show us more of this kind of men!