Michael Sheen in Underworld 3

Michael Sheen Shirtless

Okay, boysenberries, ol’ Squarebart is dancin’ a wee jig ’cause he got his kludgy DVD drive to work without calling for service. Woohoo! Michael Sheen — no relation to the douchebag boys — can act his ass off. And reportedly he exercised his ass off gettin’ a bit muscly to play Lucian, the werewolf/human Lycan in prequel “Underworld – The Rise of the Lycans”, the third in the series. He’s totally hot, which is a big shift from playing Tony Blair in “The Queen” and then David Frost in “Frost/Nixon”.  Damn the blue cast of the cinematography. I had to get into the special features to get some natural light on the guy. Nonetheless, few can rock the dirty-nasty-sweaty-filthy-werewolf-slave look like this dude does! Bite me, dogboy! No, really, bite me.

Michael Sheen in Underworld 3

Michael Sheen in Underworld 3

Michael Sheen in Underworld 3

Michael Sheen in Underworld 3

Michael Sheen in Underworld 3

Michael Sheen in Underworld 3

Michael Sheen in Underworld 3

Michael Sheen in Underworld 3

Michael Sheen in Underworld 3

Michael Sheen in Underworld 3

Michael Sheen in Underworld 3

Michael Sheen in Underworld 3

Michael Sheen in Underworld 3
Michael Sheen in Underworld 3

Michael Sheen in Underworld 3

Michael Sheen in Underworld 3

Michael Sheen in Underworld 3

Michael Sheen in Underworld 3
Michael Sheen in Underworld 3

Michael Sheen in Underworld 3

Michael Sheen in Underworld 3

Michael Sheen in Underworld 3
Michael Sheen in Underworld 3

Michael Sheen in Underworld 3

Michael Sheen in Underworld 3

And a “thank you, sir” to Red_Crayon in the Forum for his post!

  • Hmm, this is not what I expected.

    And I like it.

  • Mikki

    May I say I laughed through the whole sex scene.
    The best thing ’bout him is that I watched Underworld 1 and 2, next “Queen” and I did not recognized him. Then I watched U3 and I stopped for a moment, started thinking [yup, I’m to lazy to think all the time XD] and came up with a reaction that closely resembled “OMFG! Tony Blair was a werewolf the whole time”. ;D
    And yes, I agree. Totally unexpected. I’ve never thought he would have such a nice body.

  • Joanna

    YUUUUMMMMMMM I love to see this hunk cleaned up a wee bit. But he is yummy the way he is!!

  • WarpedRecord

    A haircut and a shower (OK, just a haircut) would do this guy wonders.

  • szoszo

    hm some intense… ‘moves’ there. im sold.

  • KarmaLysing

    He bites me first, BEEYOTCH!!! 😛

  • Tootles

    I wonder if he is a loud farter or if he passes gas quietly. I think he is one of those quiet farters who blame it on others because the smell is like a rotting piece of meat or burnt bacon.

  • squarebart

    Jeez, Tootles, don’t use us for your therapy!

    That said, he’s real quiet and smells like maple syrup.

  • ms.billie

    sweet jesus he looks good! And i like lovebites . MMMM

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