Adorkable of the Month: Preston aka iPhone Hottie
Yes bitches, your dreams have finally come true! Okay maybe just three of you (particularly Justin, joetimber and rickyrussell54 at the forums) but dreams are dreams nonetheless! Adorkable, generously hairy and a healthy amount of narcissim rolled into one tight package? It’s magic, I tell you. Presenting the Adorkable of JULY (shut up right now we’re totally getting there), that cute hairy dude sometimes with glasses  on and always making faces from GWiP; Preston! Until we get a clear identity of this cute ball of fuzz (Justin, where you at, your mad skills are needed) let’s refer this one as iPhone Hottie for now. These self portraits of him are from this year’s wonderful internet invention, Guys With iPhones. I hope that with his new prestigious title as Squarehippies’ Adorkable of the Month, his ego will shoot through the roof and will continue to post more and more iPhone shots! Preston, you’re a sweetheart. This will be the last time I’ll post your pictures here. Pinky promise*!
* Not really
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Now are we calling super hot guys with glasses dorks? Just sayin’…
For those of us who wear glasses, we can be dorky and hot all at the same time. Wish this guy lived in my building.
Is this guy gay & single? If so can I give him my cellphone number?He’s a HOTTIE (without the hair and with glasses)
oh the buzzcut killed me. too hot!! is he wearing scrubs on the first pictures???
I still want to see that naked picture in all its glory
Oh, he’s my dream as well… now that i’m single again even more…
Hotter than most of the celebrities. Give us more!! Shaved head or not, this guy is hot, hot, HOT!!!!
I like the kid better with a head of hair vs without.. I doesn’t do it for me..
Very nice. = )
Completely agree with May. Just cause a guy’s got glasses on, doesn’t deem him adorkable….s’my two cents anyway. Dorkiness is a more intangible quality, than glasses.
The shaved head & the weird beard took the wind out of my sails.
Preston, if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.
I hadn’t seen the last picture yet. He looks incredibly hot… no matter what…. I wish he stopped being so ashamed and bared all…
This man is really sexy! I’ll bet he’s super hot in bed and loves to cuddle too! My dream hottie!
Since every time I write about this guy I seem to hit 11 on the creepiness meter I’ll keep this short.
Thank you, Square. Preston is un-friggin-believably HOT. He is my absolutely favourite GWIP (even though he doesn’t have an iPhone). And he seems to be really, really sweet, too, judging by his posts. Kind of the whole package.
@May and @Mallory — does it MATTER if he’s an adorkable? He’s still aDORable.
@Ronald. He says his ex was a guy so that would seem to be a yes on 1; and since he has an ex you can keep your hopes up on 2.
@Matty — sadly, Preston seems to have ruled that out.
@Joetx – if you’ve
creepilyassiduously followed Preston’s writings on GWIP and here, you will have read that his buzz-cut photo was his earliest one — the others are all newer.@szoszo – yes they’re scrubs; I don’t know why that makes him even hotter but somehow it does. Kind of makes you want to get hospitalized, doesn’t it?
I guess I didn’t keep this short at all, and I’ve now presumably hit 12 on the creepiness meter. JUST can’t help it. This man is just so damn fine.
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey!
He belongs right here!!
[j]
Why did he cut his hair off!!!!! He looks so much better with it all! Ugh … well … he is fuc*in adorable!
I do love the buzzcut version. But he would be hot even with a mullet! Anyway he should not be allow to own a shirt, let alone wear one. He should be made as a living example to all those young men who think that a a shave/wax body is hot… THIS is the way to be hot, and by hot I mean sizzling.
@May and Mallory- I have to agree with ya about the glasses not making someone a dork. I am pretty dorky though regardless of how blind I am. A girl I used to work with, after finding out I had a boyfriend, told me that she never thought that I was gay, but she just thought I was a really, really, really, really, really odd straight guy. I probably am kind of odd. I don’t know. People are strange when you’re a stranger. I just made that up. Feel free to use it though.
@Neil13, Joetx, and Critter- The shaved head comes and goes. My hair grows kinda bizarrely fast. I grow it til I want a haircut then shave it. Or I’ll grow it til I am bored late at night (usually this is the case) then shave it. Or depending on my Halloween costume, I’ll shave my head almost every October (Pinhead from Hellraiser, Sloth from Goonies, the Leprechaun, Edward Scissorhands). I am gonna be Wolverine this year, so I am growing it all out. That is everything you never wanted to know about my hair.
@Ronald- I hate labeling myself, but I guess I am bi. I just am into who I am into regardless of whether they are an inny or an outy. I definitely swing more toward guys, but I have definitely found women that I am into and have dated long term. I chased a girl for about a year that I could see myself marrying a couple of years ago, but she wouldn’t have me since I had been with guys. Cue the cellist. I have chased a few guys too that won’t have me, but I think it is a combination of me being weird and them clinging to a Peter Pan fantasy/running from the possibility of a real monogamous relationship. I usually get, “You’re a sweet guy and I want to stay friends, but I am not ready for something serious yet.” Now cue the violinist. Can’t get a girl because I’ve had a guy. Can’t get a guy because I relocated from Neverland. Not that I am trying to jump into or force anything long term and committed, but the thought of settling down with the right person does kinda do it for me. SO that is my long-winded way of saying, yes, I am perpetually single.
@Matty and Tadeu- I am not ashamed of my wiener. My gibbly bits do what they are meant to do. They haven’t failed me yet. I just don’t want to lose my job if naked pictures of me got into circulation. More than that, I am trying to get into children’s entertainment, specifically children’s books and stop-motion animation, so I don’t want stuff to come back and bite me on my photographed bare ass. The pictures I already have out there are enough of a push on the envelope.
@Square- Thanks for making me Adorkable of the Month. I’ve told you before how this whole thing got started on GWIP, so it is still all kinda funny and surreal to me. Not bad, but definitely outside of what I am used to. I am not used to this much attention. Judging by my ridiculously long posts, that should be pretty obvious. The photos (these and a ton more that will hopefully not make it on GWIP) were originally being taken for my now ex who I was in a long distance relationship with, or so I could have points of reference since I started working out again this year. That’s why my facial expression is usually somewhere in the realm of nonexistent, slightly confused, or a gassy baby. It has definitely been a positive thing for me and a nice confidence booster being associated with both your site and GWIP. Again, judging by my ridiculously long posts, that should be pretty obvious. I still see myself as the awkward 250+ pound artsy guy that I was in high school, so this really has helped me a lot. I don’t want to get all gooey on here, but thanks a lot. Seriously.
@Justin, JoeTimber, and Everyone who has had positive things to say- I am not fishing for compliments since any compliment usually makes me even more nervous, embarrassed, and awkward than I normally am, but I do appreciate them. You guys have made this bizarre turn of events over the past few weeks something positive for me. So thank you all.
ON THAT NOTE, I will stop babbling. I just wanted to take a second to respond and thank you all since you have been so kind to me.
Thanks guys,
Preston
I LOVE YOU!!
Well, that makes sense, so keep making our days with shirtless pictures… Good Luck, I’ll keep fingers crossed for you, and hope to read a book of yours or see a film! Good luck.. and keep us updated on that too.
BTW, my favorite picture is the second one, you have such an adorable face!
Preston gets my votes for Adorkable for 2009! Cutie and hotness all in one. What more could a guy want…….Sq we need his email, phone # and address.
those briefs are hideous!!
I am so in love! The glasses only add to the hotness, but that last picture with the buzz cut is just a shame.
*sigh* *groan* @Preston
MARRY ME!*ahem* Sorry.
You are just SOOOOOO sweet. Half the guys on this site are going to be totally in love with you by the time they finish reading that post 
. (The women, too, now that you’ve spilled the beans on your flexibility.)
I have to say I was kind of confused at your earlier comments saying the attention was “good for your self-confidence” since I thought to myself “how could a guy THIS smokin’ hot and with SUCH a perfect body and such an adorably sweet face have any problems with his self-confidence?” I’m ashamed for having such a shallow take on things: your very human story shows how stupid it is to make assumptions about anybody else’s life.
I sincerely wish you every success with your romantic life and your career.
Though if things don’t go well, PLEASE let me know if you’re ready to settle for a 48-year-old 235-pounder.*ahem* Sorry — deep breaths — gotta go take a very cold shower now. For about three hours.
Cast this man as Superman right now. A sexy Clark Kent and even sexier Superman!
Square, I love you.
Preston, I just have to say, you are super cute and adorable! (haha)
@sassywench – GREAT idea! But they’d have to let him stay unshaven. The world’s first hairy superman!
Adorkable ~ oh yes ~ one of my favourite types of guys. Super Adorkable
Hey horny bitches. On top of being incredibly handsome, he is the sweetest person you’ll ever meet.
@Boofookie I *SO* believe you — his posts make that really clear. We all miss Preston! He hasn’t posted anything in WEEKS! Ask your sweet adorable friend to throw us a bone sometime
Wow. I forget to visit a few days, and look what happens.
*dies of UNF!!!*
Seriously, my eyes teared, this guy is so hot. I had to scroll down.
Hands down, one of the hottest guys online. And so nice about it, too.
When Square wrote that these would be the last pix (XD) I was like OHNOES.
It’s a straight guy who’s pissed that we fap to this. Glad to know he’s family. XD
I even love the buzz pics, and I generally hate that hairstyle. (I’m just jealous of nice hair and can’t see why people are always throwing it away. XD)
ok, time to stop gushing. ;-D
…. ok, so, DARE I say it?
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It is NEVER “time to stop gushing” where Preston is concerned
(Gosh did I just make a pun?)
power to the dorks—he ain;t no dork mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!
Can I be you for Hallowe’en?
Or, better still, can I DO you for Hallowe’en?
Smokin’….he rocks the specs big time!
Preston, we hardly knew ye …
*SMOOCH*
*sigh*
Square, this may be the post of the year. I keep coming back to this sweet, beautiful man. I may even put it on my faves linklist. In a parallel universe, Preston is mah husband.
@The Wire Hanger This could be it, but I really have to consider the others especially the ones with mah husbands in it.
I love the stereotype that glasses=dorky. This guy is GODLY hot. I love the pic where he doesnt have anything on … at least it looks like it. He looks equally as good without hair on his head.
Preston is the personification of my too-kewl bi-protagonist, Jemmytee, in an erotic-thriller I’m planning to write as soon as I’m done with the book I’m currently working on (which is straight literary fiction). Like him with the hair on head but the buzz-cut is what got me to thinking…and deciding.
In fact, I think I’ll do a portrait of him, myself. For the eventual book cover — and I’m not being cocky, here; I have five books in print and available on Amazon so I gots the track record.
Preston is simply delicious!! He can have my checkbook!!
Preston is adorable. We have slept together before. I can’t tell you how many times I woke up w/ his large penis stuck to my back. It was really beautiful. I can’t believe I found him on here. I was just looking for shirtless pictures of Ryan Phillipe.
Oh lord I didn’t even THINK that you might make Preston the post of the year. I’m just so glad he’s still up in your Adorkable of the Month slot.
*sigh*
*faint* I think I am in love with this man. Preston, I love you.
Hi guys. Been insanely busy with work. I just uploaded two more FULLY CLOTHED pictures to GWIP assuming they allow that sort of thing. Not sure that not bein nekkid is allowed there. Happy Thanksgiving to my fellow Americans. Hope you enjoy the turkey and shit and are able to celebrate this great nation that was stolen by way of the white man thru the cunning use of diseased blankets from my people.
[...] Thanksgiving! If you can, take a short break from stuffing your face with that turkey shit (quoting Preston) and leave your wish in this post. If there’s one thing I’d be thankful for this year, [...]
Preston, I can’t find your new images on GWiP, and I went back to the 1st looking. Does it take a while for them to post? And lots of guys have fully-clothed pictures on there. Guess I’ll check back in a few days.
I’ve been thinking, and your personality works better as Coby, for me, in a story I’m writing called “Coby O’ and the Pink Palace of Texas.” It’s about a gay groundskeeper for the Texas State Capitol Building who finds a secret way into a corrupt senator’s office and uses the info he gathers to seduce this straight reporter he’s got a crush on. It’s erotic-comedy-suspense, and your post from yesterday fits in perfectly.
where are your new pics,preston ?
Not sure where they are. I think maybe if you start out without many clothes on you are expected to keep going in that direction. That or it takes a few days. That or I didn’t make the A team this go round. Maybe I should send the pictures to someone else and have them post them. That seems to work. I want to watch the A Team now. I wonder if netflix has it. I’ll check and let you know. Yes. Yes, it does. AND you can watch it instantly. Ah technology. Sorry if I am rambling. Actually I am not sorry really. That was a lie. I ramble alot these days. I just finished my 11th night in a row at the cursed hospital. I like my job, but what the cock man? Eleven days is too many in a row. It better be worth it. I have off the weekend at least. Time for sleep and beer and tv and, well, that’s all.
Sorry I’m so late to this party. Nice post, square.
Damn! I can’t find your pictures either, Preston. I don’t think they edit them — I doubt they can remember who has posted before (so I doubt they would know you had gone from shirtless to “fully clothed”). And as for “not making the A list”, um, *ahem* there’s an awful lot of B, C, D, E-and-on-down-the-alphabet-list stuff on that site and *believe* me you’ll always be in the A list.
I’d say you should send your pics to ME, and as thoroughly tempting as it is to give you my email address and experience the thrill of having you email me personally, since, well, you’re just absolutely the most gorgeous man on earth and I want to marry you, I’m going to resist putting my email address on a blog for everybody to see
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And. Believe me. It’s hard not to.
We would all, however, be thoroughly grateful if you posted your pics in the squarehippies forum.
And thanks for coming back to this post and wishing us all your Thanksgiving wishes. Hope you have a relaxing weekend
just stumbled into this site, while killing some time. well worth the effort! …and then here is some fine guy like preston!
can’t think how come none of your pursued didnt jump at the chance to hook up with you! with your soulful good looks, the ability to engage in long talks, a generous nature, well hell, their loss and some future lucky dude’s/girl’s gain!
as to the shorts, a guy like you makes them; knowing you wear them under your scrubs, well it will feed many a fantasy! short hair, long hair, sharpley clipped beard, long posts, just keep coming back! your pic’s and posts are just fine!
[...] another person takes his place. Having said that, due to my LAZY FORGETFUL ASS — the lovely Preston has to stand on the pedestal and parade his hairy(?) chest longer than he should. Since I’m [...]
Preston, thank you for posting your pictures! As you are now well aware, you are adorable…both physically and intellectually. Please consider this a formal invitation to join me in unholy matrimony.
) Seriously.
[...] and he is suggested by another major contender for the coveted award of the Adorkable of the Year, Preston! He’s the gift that keeps on giving. Now, let’s move on to Adam before I ramble on and [...]
So I think it is because I don;t actually have an iphone that they are not posting my pictures. I managed to end up there somehow before, but think maybe they police that now. Who knows.
Also, thanks Square for adding Adam. He totally deserves the title. When he finds himself as adorkable on here and sees that I suggested it, maybe he’ll email me and we can become friends. Eventually our love will grow and we’ll be together. BUT I am trying not to jinx it.
This guy is beautiful. I wish I had one like him.
[...] him. Well, I’m sure he wouldn’t mind giving it anyway. I’d like to think that Preston, who is the first runner up with 26% of the votes will always be the next door adorkable of our [...]
What serendipity! I just happened across this site, and it is a dream come true. BTW Preston, you may not have won Adorkable of the Year, but you totally deserve it. You are definitely a hottie, and apparently a down-to-earth sweetie as well, so I can’t imagine that you would ever have to chase any man or woman you desire. Those fools don’t know what they’re missing. Best of luck to you, and hope to see more of you in the future!
[...] discoveries were made including our own Adorkable of the Month, the ultimate crowd favorite Preston aka iPhone Hottie aka That Hot Guy in [...]
I miss him! He should take more pictures and post them! Where have you been, lovely Preston?:)
2 words “i would!” i dont usually go for guys like you but im a really attracted to you the second to last picture and the one where you are smirking, OMFG made me hard i might just have to wank over these.
preston your are fucking hot!
Preston is so hot. I would let him have me. Preston do what ever you want. What a body and those nipples, you got me hard.
I didn’t see this until just now, but am impressed that Preston dropped, what, maybe 80 or 90 pounds since high school? Preston, you should tell us how you did that, because those of us just a tad over our HS weights need direction as well as inspiration.
You look absolutely perfect now (speaking of the lean body and grown-out head of hair — not of the buzz cut and not of the weird clipped beard). Best feature is the totally masculine chest. However, the personality that comes through in your posts is appealing, too. If you’re still on the fence between boyfriends and girlfriends, I vote you head in the direction of marriage to a woman who can help you reproduce your excellent genes. The fact that one girl dissed you due to past history with guys doesn’t mean that all will. It only takes one.
i love preston
wish he’s my boyfriend 
and i like this guy, too
he’s smooth, though 
http://www.vinvinjacla.com/2010/11/toinks-kerwin-caballero-in-grand-bridal.html
Man, where do you live? You in med school or something else, didn’t sound like it was med school in one of yer posts. As you can tell, just discovered yer pics, and well they’re pretty nice.
Check me out at my homepage and write back, even just to say hey, or that you are desperately in lust with me, either works. Hehe
Chris
Realized you couldn’t see my homepage address for some inanely stupid reason, why do they have us put it up in the first place. Here I am:
Check out ‘Chris Pics’ at http://gallery.me.com/christophercfield/100084