More Everyday Hotness from Guys With iPhones

By Square on September 24, 2009 in Others

More Hairy Guys with iPhones

Or should I say, more shameless narcissists? I kid, I kid. We totally love these guys, and I can’t imagine what would happen to the internet without them. Maybe it’s the next best reason the internet was created for (the first one being porn)? Since the last three GWiP posts got quite popular (definitely not hallucinating this time), we’ll take a look at some of my picks and yours as well from this amazing skin source. Thanks to everyone at the forum and those who sent these in!

Exhibit 1

Perfection. This guy is so perfect that instead of excessively drooling over his perfectly hairy pecs, he actually made me jealous. I can’t say anything bad about him but I’m trying hard to. Okay got one — WONK EYE!

Hot Guy with iPhone

Exhibit 2

I’m not saying ANYONE who wears glasses can be adorkable but this one is trying his best and I applaud his noble effort. Plus point for the chest hair. A MAJOR one as well. In the second picture, he is giving us the worried look as if he is concerned about his pictures falling in the wrong hands. Guess what, sweetums. THEY DID. Muahahaha.

Hot Guy with iPhone

Exhibit 3

Dad? I don’t want to speculate too soon but I think he could use a little bit of chest hair and go easy on the razor. Just sayin’,

Hot Guy with iPhone

Exhibit 4

David Beckham is that you? Have you finally grew some man hair say goodbye to the Photoshop fairy? We need some face action to match the body goddamnit.

Hot Guy with iPhone

Exhibit 5

I’ve always thought trucker hats are sexy, and now I know why. Some guys need to have trucker hats glued to their scalps because I don’t know what this one looks like without and I don’t even want to know. My crotch won’t appreciate it!

Hot Guy with iPhone

Exhibit 6

Gosh, look at that sideway smirk. It is saying something between “you want a piece of this?” and ”worship me bitches!”. This is narcissim at his best folks. Not that I’m complaining but he’s more than welcome to lose the towel. It’s good for his ego.

Hot Guy with iPhone

Exhibit 8

This one takes a step further by making full use of baby lotion and creates a rather spectacular illusion. Yes, it’s (Canadian) Teddy Cuddles and why I can’t fucking access his Twitter page anymore?

Hot Guy with iPhone

Exhibit 9

Does this face look familiar? I thought so. Oh, it’s just my former Italian crotch flamer Alessandro Calza. I need to get down on my knees and pray to the shirtless gods that Jason Sudeikis would do the same — assuming he has an iPhone, of course. Doesn’t everyone?

Hot Guy with iPhone

Exhibit 10

Again, a familiar face. You know, as much as I love men without their shirts on, sometimes I do think one can actually look adorable covered. If you can’t stand looking at him like in this condition (you need help), a shirtless one this way.

Hot Guy with iPhone

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DoverDavid on September 24th, 2009 at 5:19 am

I’ll take #1, #2 and #9 to go please. Thanks
David1969 on September 24th, 2009 at 7:22 am

I will take ALL of them….I am planning an orgy and want ALL of them to be there…gangbanging me all weekend…..Oh baby….deeper, harder, faster….
white panda on September 24th, 2009 at 8:37 am

I’ll take 5 of #1. Oh hell, I’ll buy the lot!
vanhenry71 on September 24th, 2009 at 11:40 am

OMGOMGOMG!!!! Give me #2 or #9 PUHLEEEEZEE!!!

they can keep me warm this Chicago winter!
BiggestFAN on September 24th, 2009 at 12:53 pm

Hey guys, I think the second guy doesn´t have an iPhone, I think is a HTC G1 (Google Phone). However, this boys are so f*cking hot!!!
fofml on September 24th, 2009 at 1:00 pm

#1 is TOO FUCKING HOT!!!!!
Joanna on September 24th, 2009 at 3:13 pm

Soory,been in school alot to finish the ‘Gerry’ scupture for the bronze pour coming up fast!!!! But OMG what a marvelous way to get back on the site. Such yummy guys and I don’t care about their I-phones!! They can borrow my cell anytime they need any thing!! Especially if they don’t have a shirt on!!!!
Thanks for the beautiful eye candy today……I sure need it!!
Square on September 24th, 2009 at 4:35 pm

@BiggestFAN Thanks for spotting that! Unfortunately now he must exit the list because this is just for guys with iPhones. Well, right out the list and INTO MY CROTCH then!
Joe on September 24th, 2009 at 6:30 pm

Yeeeey!
I loved it! Each and everyone.

[j]
adamlow on September 24th, 2009 at 7:04 pm

now i’m only 16 and those guys are like way older than me but i would let them all do me at once or one after the other LOL
sarahchristine on September 24th, 2009 at 7:28 pm

I’m quite sure exhibit 1 is an actor.

If not he looks exactly like someone who had a bit part on “OZ”.
white panda on September 24th, 2009 at 8:26 pm

Somebody find this “Oz”, and bring them to me. Use any means necessary.

Also, daddy 3 is hot too.
Justin on September 24th, 2009 at 10:05 pm

Ah, Preston (the name guy #2 gives himself on GWIP). He’s definitely *my* current favourite — partly because he’s been so awfully considerate to post so many pictures of himself — and I for one am saddened that Square has not promoted him to October’s Adorkable of the Month. Nonetheless, thanks, Square, despite several requests to that effect.

Exhibit 10 (shirtless or shirted) is — what can I say — a heart-stopper. I wish he’d post again, dammit. *sigh*

Shame Teddy Cuddles has stopped posting too. That arched eyebrow pic is enough to get the pulse racing. But his pictures really ought to be seen in context, since he’s kind enough to post “before” and “after” shots (and Square’s euphemism of “baby lotion” juuuuust isn’t enough to make those pix work-safe): http://guyswithiphones.com/2009/07/19/ and http://guyswithiphones.com/2009/07/11/.

@BiggestFAN. So. Um. Wrong phone model? Really! This is what you spent your time looking at? Are you SURE you’re visiting the right blog?
emoboi on September 24th, 2009 at 10:26 pm

i like exhibits 2 & 9. *blush*
boydspence on September 24th, 2009 at 11:22 pm

Exhibit 2, exhibit 2!!!
Matty on September 25th, 2009 at 12:36 am

I want to see the full version of that third picture from guy#2 Hell I want to see the ‘full’ version from all of them…full monty
Robert on September 25th, 2009 at 12:49 am

I can’t pick…I will take them all! Very nice!
Preston on September 25th, 2009 at 2:59 am

So a friend of mine directed me here. I am apparently “Exhibit #2″ haha. This has become kind of ridiculous. I mean, I am flattered, and the positive feedback has definitely boosted my self confidence. Thanks for that. Seriously though. I went from being on a couple of chat sites to popping up on random sites where I am being rated by strangers, asked to get naked, and a few times told to get rid of the chest wookiee.

I am not sure who originally started posting my pictures, almost certain it is my ex who did it as a joke. He is one of, well, was one of the only people who had a copy of the picture of me in the scrub pants. The shaved head picture of me was posted after. I decided to post the jockstrap and semi-nude pictures on my own since they’d probably find their way to GWIP sooner or later. At least if I am going to show minimal skin, I can be in control of that.

I will not be posting any full nudes on GWIP. Sorry. I just have to think about my job. I do appreciate all of the nice comments. I will admit some of them are kinda creepy, but it is the thought that counts…I think. So on that note, thanks everyone. Thanks Timothy and my other friends for directing me to this site and GWIP. I do appreciate the comments, but please, whoever is posting my photos, stop. I can take over from here. Thanks.

To BiggestFAN, no, I do not have an iPhone. In fact, I have never even owned an iPod. I know. I know. It is one of those things I always meant to get. After not having one for so long and still managing to somehow make it thru my day to day life, I thought, why buy one?

Thanks again everyone for being kind.
Preston
Square on September 25th, 2009 at 4:10 am

Damn Preston, I was just about to crown you Adorkable of the Month in a few days! You still game?
Justin on September 25th, 2009 at 7:04 am

Ah, well. *sigh* I guess I owe Preston an apology for being one of the guys who linked his GWIP photos into this blog’s forum. And for making what have already been (cruelly) identified as “creepy” comments on GWIP. *sigh*

Though at least *I* had the good taste never to actually ask him to “get naked”.

Ah, well. Was fun while it lasted, Preston. I’ll never be able to look at a guy in scrubs the same way again .
Preston on September 25th, 2009 at 11:29 am

Disregard that. I thought my comment had been deleted. I was annoyed considering how this whole thing got started. GWIP has only allowed me to leave feedback on one of my own photos. It pisses me off to no end, but trying not to sweat the small stuff. My apologies, Squarehippies.

Preston
Preston on September 25th, 2009 at 11:41 am

One more thing, because I do feel like a dick for my reaction. Thank you Square. That is kind. If you think I am Adorkable (cracks me up everytime I read that) of the month, that is up to you. My main issue is with GWIP not allowing me to post in the feedback on my own photos. The way my photos ended up on that site initially made me feel even more helpless/irritated. My long rambling comment that I left last night did not pop up at first this morning when I came to see if you guys were also using my photos and not allowing me to say anything about them. Since I did not see it at first, I was slightly irritated. I know I just said that in another feedback, but I feel bad for jumping the gun and jumping down your throats needlessly. I am a pretty mellow nice guy, so I feel like a douche now. At any rate I do apologize. Thank you for allowing my comments. I will shut up and stop being a douche goob now.

Preston

Also, you need to put a link or something up with an email address, so I can email you and be an apologetic ass in private…haha…
Justin on September 25th, 2009 at 12:49 pm

Hey Preston I can’t speak for square or anybody else here but I hope nobody thinks you were being a dick or a douche for your reaction: it must be beyond frustrating to have your photos spread all over the place without your permission or control (and I apologize again for having been one of the people who linked to your GWIP photos in the forum here and added fuel to that fire).

Square’s blog often does do something weird with comments where they seem to not show up for a while, and sometimes you see folks post twice for that reason. Not sure what’s up with that.

You can contact square easily by the “Contact us” link in green at the bottom of the page.

And, although I don’t want to come across as creepy YET again, your two sweetly apologetic posts above just make you seem all the more loveable and adorable on top of your good looks. You do seem like a really nice guy. If you lived in Boston and were into guys twice your age who weren”t even 1/1000th as good-looking as you when they were your age, I’d be looking for an excuse to visit every ER in the Boston metro area
Rad on September 25th, 2009 at 3:05 pm

This is SOOO HOT! Lots more posts like this. #1 are absolutely SPECTACULAR (and EXACTLY my type) but they are all amazing. Keep these pics a regular feature!
Square on September 25th, 2009 at 4:25 pm

@Justin This website cache thing is driving us crazy. I’ve tried everything to minimize the load (there’s a lot of droolers out there in a minute!) besides utilizing the cache plugin but were unsuccessful. My skills are for hot mens, not this! LOL What you guys can do it RELOAD and keep reloading if your new comment doesn’t appear. It’s the only thing we can do right now.

@Preston There’s no need to apologize. I totally understand your frustration, it happened before with a few people who thought their comments were deleted and I was responsible for it. Well, I am responsible for everything! Four husbands, an army of adorkables, thousands of shirtless men. I need a vacation to an island where there will be just me and noone else. I’d only last an hour but it’s a vacation nonetheless. Even though I do read ALL of your comments, only immature and inappropriate ones are screened. Last thing I want to delete is the comment from the one featured. It’s always a treat. We always welcome feedback from the guys featured, negative or positive and I always try my very best to accommodate any request from them.

All that said, thanks for being polite and watchout for Adorkable of the Month post in a couple of days!
Dillon W on September 25th, 2009 at 6:36 pm

are you sure thats baby oil on exhibit 8 lol???
dizzy spins on September 26th, 2009 at 10:05 am

AH! Exhibit 2 totally killed it by shaving his head

http://guyswithiphones.com/post/059268/

WHY? WHY? WHY?
weege on September 26th, 2009 at 4:04 pm

#1 looks just like Robson Green
Square on September 26th, 2009 at 5:52 pm

@weege Good eye!
Leonard on September 29th, 2009 at 10:20 pm

Um, I’m confused on Exhibit 8…lotion?? peace
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