Presenting The Prince of Chest Pubes, Eli Roth
I guess I am speaking on behalf all of us fur fans that Eli Roth is one sexy beast. If Alec Baldwin is the king of chest hair, he should totally be the next in line for the throne! Presenting his royal hairiness Prince Eli Furcoat! Sounds about right. If you crossed eyes for 5 seconds you will see some resemblance to another fuzzy hunk, albeit less hairy — Zachary Quinto. It’s all in the brows! These furrilicious caps of Eli in a towel are capped by rubyrose, who has answered my distressed call (which naturally becomes my hero at the moment) at the forum. I think it’s from the bonus features of the “Hostel” DVD, and since gore isn’t my thing (I’m a big pansy I know) we certainly hope there’s more and more shirtlessness of this hairy bugger coming our way soon!
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Try contacting Tim Palen [photographer], he did a amazingly sexy photoshoot with Eli Roth a few years back
Oh c’mon — throw in his Inglorious Basterds posters — they aren’t shirtless but there’s still enough fur to make it worth it.
Just perfection!!!!!! Loooooooove the chest hair
the chest hair is very sexy, but i could do without the blood. it made me want to puke!
he’s hot. and …..they actually allowed an actor nowadays to keep his chest hair??!! its armegedden
Ironically, the ad in the middle of this page is for laser hair removal at the moment.
Eli Roth is not only hairy but quite handsome as well. He’s a sweet package overall. And count me among those who are grateful but amazed that he was allowed to keep his chest hair all natural – not even a trim. Now that’s progress … I hope.
Yeah, he’s a hottie.
Eli is certainly the total package, for me. Hairy, in shape, & a dark brunette. And you’re right about the thick eyebrows. Eli can be mah daddy anytime!!
Sorry, but the fact that he’s quite the vocal homophobe permanently puts him in the “ugly” category for me.
yay mentioned..good he’s so hot…
omg, yes yes yes yes <3 i love hairy jews
love to see that ass in the mirror!!