Scruff Makes The Man

Michael Phelps Shirtless

If you are naturally smooth or with next to none body hair, the next best thing to win my crotch over (it has been real fussy lately) is to have some scruff on your face. In the case of Michael Phelps, with that little goatee he has managed to do a lot of things to me. These are from “Shaq Vs.” which I didn’t watch because it’s a sports show and they’re capped by none other than DaveId at Dreamcaps. Oh, and did I mention that his body is pure HEAVEN?

Michael Phelps Shirtless

Michael Phelps Shirtless

Michael Phelps Shirtless

Michael Phelps Shirtless

Michael Phelps Shirtless

Michael Phelps Shirtless

Michael Phelps Shirtless

Michael Phelps Shirtless

Michael Phelps Shirtless

Michael Phelps Shirtless

Michael Phelps Shirtless

Michael Phelps Shirtless

Michael Phelps Shirtless

Michael Phelps Shirtless

  • David1969

    Oh yes I have to agree with you….Michael Phelps does something to me too…that Speedo ad of him where he sports that long fat God given third leg of his is really incredable…he is one of the select few that I can say that I don’t care if he is furry or not…though I have seen some pics of him where it suggests he does shave….after all when it comes down to the bottom line…at least for me….it is what the man brings to the table (if you understand my meaning) that really counts….LOL….I know I am going to take a lot of heat for this comment….but hey I am still working on my first cup of coffee…..Cheers Boys.

  • Ross

    That interviewer is standing ridiculously close to him haha.

    • http://www.squarehippies.com/ Square

      @Ross That’s exactly what I thought!

  • szoszo

    hes a scruffy pothead with the tightest body in the world. seriously. what more could i ask for?

  • WannaBuyADuck

    Yes, I have always had some interest in Mr. Phelps and would love to see the Speedo ad David1969 refers to. However, since it has been liberally reported that he had/has a relationship with Ms California, Carrie Prejean, the bimbo who is now the poster child for the religious right because of her pageant comment on gay marriage, I have to wonder if the Phelper agrees with the slut, or has since dropped her. Either way, I’d hit it!

  • DoverDavid

    He does have something, what although I am not sure. And yeah, where is this Speedo ad that is being referenced?

  • GB13

    Maybe if he had a paper bag over his head.

  • KarmaLysing

    He just keeps getting hotter…

  • squarebart

    I’m not a big fan of the “swimmer’s body,” but I am a fan of Phelps. He’s earned it, and he’s cute like the proverbial button. The face hair is a big Plus!
    And hey, I think that pot thing was a celebratory indulgence, ’cause, heck, he never got to do such a thing — always training — so why not after eight effen gold ones?! Maybe he’ll get the munchies and gain a few pounds, hah! OK by me.

    Oyeh, the bulge? Check this one, honeys…
    http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_IYLZHP10pXo/SLCn7LDfzJI/AAAAAAAAA08/A_f_RGIJAEA/s800/phelps3.jpg
    Yowza! oxo SB

  • May

    Whenever his sport career ends, he’s got one in gay porn.

  • Phil

    Nice bod nice dick…But the hair does nothing for me-but since all I really want is the other head I wouldn’t be looking up too much anyway…

  • Jess

    >>However, since it has been liberally reported that he had/has a relationship with Ms California, Carrie Prejean, the bimbo who is now the poster child for the religious right because of her pageant comment on gay marriage, I have to wonder if the Phelper agrees with the slut<<

    Not only the religious right is against gay marriage – so is President Obama. And the silly name calling only makes you appear less intelligent.

  • a little edgy

    So chest and armpit hair create unacceptable drag for a swimmer but a goatee doesn’t? Just askin’ …

    I agree with SH: MP looks fabuloso with a goatee. He looks great in general, actually.

  • http://twitter.com/theJJMG Justin

    Eh, I’m with GB13 on this one. Though I admit that the beard ALMOST makes him good-looking …

  • Alan

    the man is even more fucking incredibly good looking than he was at the olympics…i’d swim a long way to spend some time with him….truly an A++

  • undapantsman

    I saw the title of the post and I immediately clicked it; you said the magic word! =D

    Quite attractive in my book, especially since he’s half-nekkid, wet AND scruffy. <3

  • b2b

    he is not a virgin right?

  • David in Houston

    To Jess (up above): President Obama supports civil unions. Carrie Prejean doesn’t support ANY rights for gay people. Prior to running for president, Mr. Obama supported gay marriage.

    To most gay people, the idea of Michael Phelps dating Carrie Prejean is repugnant. She is the epitome of intolerant homophobic religious people. Why you are unable to grasp this concept is dumbfounding.

  • a little edgy

    To most gay people, the idea of Michael Phelps dating Carrie Prejean is repugnant. She is the epitome of intolerant homophobic religious people. Why you are unable to grasp this concept is dumbfounding.

    I’m gay, and I don’t find it “repugnant,” even if it’s true. All homosexuals do not march in political lockstep.First of all, dating someone does not mean that you agree with them politically. Secondly, Ms Prejean is entitled to her opinion. I think she’s wrong, but I don’t think she’s Satan incarnate. Opposition to gay marriage does not quite equal Holocaust-level hatred of gays. So … frankly, I don’t care if they’re dating.

    Anyway, back to the pix. MP is not classically handsome, but the beard really does a lot to soften his otherwise prominent jaw. I think he’s hot clean-shaven, but with the goatee … wow. Amazing. And, he’s apparently a very nice guy. Did you know his Olympic teammates called him “Gomer,” after Gomer Pyle, because he had the same sweet, rather naive manner? Of course. Gomer Pyle was also dumb as a box of rocks. I guess they could mean that, too. :-)

    Dumb or not, dating a religious conservative or not, I’d do him six ways from Sunday.

  • a little edgy

    I posted a response previously, but it disappeared. My apologies if this turns out to be a repetition.

    To most gay people, the idea of Michael Phelps dating Carrie Prejean is repugnant. She is the epitome of intolerant homophobic religious people. Why you are unable to grasp this concept is dumbfounding.

    I’m gay, and I don’t find the idea of MP dating Prejean to be repugnant. We don’t all think alike. Just because he dates her (if he does), it doesn’t mean he agrees with her politics. Besides, she’s entitled to her opinion. I think she’s wrong, but I don’t think she’s Satanic, either.

    Anyway, back to the pictures. I think MP always looks hot, but he is not classically handsome. That goatee does wonders for him by de-emphasizing his long chin. The longer hair also helps balance out his face. He should stick with this look whenever he can.

    I especially love the fifth picture from the bottom, the one where he has his hand on his shoulder. Look at that big, flirty smile he’s directing at the cute reporter, who is, indeed, standing way closer than she needs to. Not that I blame her. There is so much mutual admiration going on in that picture that you want to say, “why don’t you two get a room … and take me with you?” :)

  • mel_h

    U know…I’ve seen this dude in the olympics only in 2008 for the first time- have to say- I agree with many comments I’ve ready but – he’s hot and I do love those hot swimmer thighs and those huge ass size 14 feet-love to lick and sniff em and like to lick him up his body…I just know that if he were gay- he should just be respected as an athlete and for his natural ability- he’s a human like everyone else…he’s hot but because he is a celeb. everyone wants to say something as a story or crap that we don’t even know for real- and if we did…”would any of it matter?” would it make him different to us? Don’t think so… and for other blaming obama about crap…grow up…he’s a POLITICIAN…HE WILL DO WHAT THE HELL HE CAN …HAS ANYONE COMPLETELY LIVED UP TO UR STANDARDS AS PRESIDENT?? HONESTLY??

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