Scruff Makes The Man
If you are naturally smooth or with next to none body hair, the next best thing to win my crotch over (it has been real fussy lately) is to have some scruff on your face. In the case of Michael Phelps, with that little goatee he has managed to do a lot of things to me. These are from “Shaq Vs.” which I didn’t watch because it’s a sports show and they’re capped by none other than DaveId at Dreamcaps. Oh, and did I mention that his body is pure HEAVEN?